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Beer_Suitcase: May 3, 2005; Verily, the whip is ghost riding.

Randaconda posted:

Limericks are not that hard.

https://twitter.com/JoshSuitcase/status/1096207765075181569

https://twitter.com/JoshSuitcase/status/1096206828977848321

edit: and memes

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# ? Feb 15, 2019 17:26

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Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

anyone can write a haiku, just stop at the seventeenth syllab

# ? Feb 15, 2019 17:30

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

oh I've been going about this all wrong then haven't I? *discreetly stepping off the sybar*

# ? Feb 15, 2019 18:43

Scholtz: Aug 24, 2007; Zorchin' some Flemoids

Titanic movie
Man sinks into a pothole
Arkansas style

# ? Feb 15, 2019 19:10

Spanish Manlove: Aug 31, 2008; HAILGAYSATAN

Vile flesh pillar
Turgid reminder of lust
The erect penis

# ? Feb 15, 2019 19:31

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Ooooo Oooooo Are we doing haiku's again

Haiku's are dumb
FAAAARRRRTTTTT
FAAARRRRRRTTTTTTT

and

Meme about Haiku's
Is this a personality?
Bottom Text

# ? Feb 15, 2019 19:46

Poniard: Apr 3, 2011

I got moon moon
This is not a haiku
gently caress you

# ? Feb 15, 2019 19:47

Blind Rasputin: Nov 25, 2002; Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.

A new day begins
Anime nightmares long gone
Ranaconda strikes

# ? Feb 15, 2019 19:52

Space Cadet Omoly: Jan 15, 2014; ~Groovy~

Soceity we live
we gamers rise up and poo poo
bottom text goes here

# ? Feb 15, 2019 19:53

Judge Schnoopy: Nov 2, 2005; dont even TRY it, pal

Space Cadet Omoly posted:

Soceity we live
we gamers rise up and poo poo
bottom text goes here

How the gently caress do you
Think society is said
You idiot, you

# ? Feb 15, 2019 19:56

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Mods Knew
Lowtax Knew
Aatrak and Smorky

# ? Feb 15, 2019 19:59

Brazilianpeanutwar: Aug 27, 2015; Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

gave my neighbour a handjob

where is daughter?

# ? Feb 15, 2019 20:01

voiceless anal fricative: May 6, 2007

Beeswax posted:

What accent is required to make this even remotely rhyme?

Again and skin are close enough with my kiwi accent vOv

# ? Feb 15, 2019 20:04

Space Cadet Omoly: Jan 15, 2014; ~Groovy~

Judge Schnoopy posted:

How the gently caress do you
Think society is said
You idiot, you

.....so-SEA-tee?

# ? Feb 15, 2019 20:07

The Anime Liker: Aug 8, 2009; by VideoGames

Peepee and doodoo
He is a bad president
Political toon

# ? Feb 15, 2019 20:09

Peanut Butter: Nov 7, 2011; Wee mannie

the orange man? bad
brown man? bad! kill your heroes,
eat the rich, gently caress cops

# ? Feb 15, 2019 20:18

ToxicSlurpee: Nov 5, 2003; -=SEND HELP=-; Pillbug

I wrote a haiku.
It was really quite awful.
I'm not good at this.

# ? Feb 15, 2019 20:27

Spanish Manlove: Aug 31, 2008; HAILGAYSATAN

Endless shitposting
Ceaseless dearth of quality
Now it's time to die

# ? Feb 15, 2019 20:29

teethgrinder: Oct 9, 2002

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvAd33J9-po

# ? Feb 15, 2019 20:30

flavor.flv: Apr 18, 2008; I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches

At Bashō's gravesite
Whirring sounds break winter's hush
Goons writing again

# ? Feb 15, 2019 20:33

Ignite Memories: Feb 27, 2005

Every one of us
lives in a society.
Bottom syllables.

# ? Feb 15, 2019 20:57

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

You guys
Can keep
Your society

# ? Feb 15, 2019 21:13

Earnestly: Apr 24, 2010; Jazz hands!

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

anyone can write a haiku, just stop at the seventeenth syllab

the only good haiku on this page

# ? Feb 15, 2019 21:37

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

i once tried to write a haiku
it didn't go a swell as i hoped it would
and i wrote with chagrin
as i wiped sperm off my chin
if my ear was a oval office tra la la wood

# ? Feb 15, 2019 21:42

jesus WEP: Oct 17, 2004

Jerry Cotton posted:

i once tried to write a haiku
it didn't go a swell as i hoped it would
and i wrote with chagrin
as i wiped sperm off my chin
if my ear was a oval office tra la la wood

# ? Feb 15, 2019 21:55

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

# ? Feb 15, 2019 22:28

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

Samuringa posted:

Weird watermelon legume is a Power Ranger I cos-play Chell.

# ? Feb 15, 2019 22:31

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

teethgrinder posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvAd33J9-po

I was so enamored with this as a kid that I memorized it in like 1994 and to thus I can still do the whole thing. I certainly never do of course

# ? Feb 15, 2019 22:47

Heath: Apr 30, 2008; 🍂🎃🏞️💦

Jerry Cotton posted:

Weird watermelon legume is a Power Ranger I cos-play Chell.

Mitochondria is the power house of the cell

# ? Feb 15, 2019 23:02

Azhais: Feb 5, 2007; Switchblade Switcharoo

Heath posted:

Mitochondria is the power house of the cell

This is your intestine on Taco Bell

# ? Feb 15, 2019 23:03

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Spanish Manlove posted:

Endless shitposting
Ceaseless dearth of quality
Now it's time to die

# ? Feb 15, 2019 23:38

syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

Heath posted:

Mitochondria is the power house of the cell

Everyone check out this neat organelle

better meter

# ? Feb 15, 2019 23:54

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Samuringa posted:

This is really funny if it's something a sibling did but I just know it's the parents, you know?

# ? Feb 16, 2019 00:00

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Karate Bastard posted:

That rocky boi came in so hard and fast it turned bedrock to plasma before it even hit the ground, knocking the atmosphere clean out of the way pulling the hard vacuum of space down to the surface of the earth and spattered bits of it across the moon. That's my kind of rocky boi.

Don't stop

e: poo poo, sorry double post

# ? Feb 16, 2019 00:09