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Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Theresa May, Brexit and the Irish border – Theresa May said she understood that the ‘prospect of changing the backstop and reopening the withdrawal agreement creates real anxiety’ in Northern Ireland but it was necessary to get the deal through the Commons" After John Lavery.

Telegraph:

May to meet Juncker on Thursday to seek Brexit concessions

Matt:

Tusk warns of 'special place in hell' for those who backed Brexit without a plan

Independent:


Times:

HMV reveals which 27 stores have closed after sale to Canadian music boss

Evening Standard:

Trump announces new North Korean summit during State of the Union address – video

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... Social media self-harm sites

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Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
iptables -A OUTPUT -m string --algo bm --string "dailymail.co.uk" -j DROP

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on EU frustration with UK political leaders – The president of the European council has said there is a ‘special place in hell’ for politicians who promoted Brexit without a plan" After Bosch.

Telegraph:


Matt:

Do not let children take electronic devices into bedrooms, say doctors

Independent:

Brexit deal may not be put to MPs until late March, officials say

Times:


Evening Standard:


Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... Who'll succeed John Humphrys


Guardian Australian Sport:

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


Jesus Christ, Bell. :gonk:

gently caress off, Bob.

And a real :effort: observation there, Paul.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Jeremy Corbyn's Brexit offer to Theresa May – Jeremy Corbyn has written to the prime minister, offering to throw Labour’s support behind her Brexit deal if she makes five legally binding commitments"

Telegraph:

Thank You card inspired by Juncker 'standing up for Ireland'

Matt:

Sir Philip Green faces £3million legal bill after injunction against Telegraph dropped; Liam Neeson: after a friend was raped, I wanted to kill a black man

Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:

Beer before wine not fine, scientists find after vomit-filled tests

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... Ambulance delays

He forgot the month!

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Cloud Potato posted:

He forgot the month!

This man is likely paid a 6 figure salary.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Nah, the Mail is having troubles, he's not on Matt money.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on the Tory party and Brexit – Conservatives hold their annual Black and White Ball fundraiser as key vote on Brexit deal is delayed"

Telegraph:


Independent:

After Gustave Doré.

Times:


Stephen Collins:

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


The centrist brain spiders are strong with Brookes this week.

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy
Collins has been reading the UKMT I guess. :v:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Observer:

" Can Labour's customs union plan save Brexit? – Jeremy Corbyn watches as the Tories and the DUP hang on for dear life"

Sunday Telegraph:

Six Nations spoilers: Jonny May hat-trick spearheads England’s crushing win over France

Matt:

Topshop billionaire Sir Philip Green threatens his ex-staff against revealing sexual misconduct and racist language allegations

Independent on Sunday:

Government cancels Brexit ferry contract with no-ship firm

Sunday Times:

Hunt11
Jul 24, 2013

Grimey Drawer
I am glad that more cartoonists are coming to the conclusion that the majority of the tory leadership deserve to be burning in hell right now.

chestnut santabag
Jul 3, 2006

There's tory leadership that doesn't deserve to be burning in hell right now?

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Dearest Bob,
gently caress off already you utter trashcan of a human being
Yours faithfully,
Forkboy

Parkingtigers
Feb 23, 2008
TARGET CONSUMER
LOVES EVERY FUCKING GAME EVER MADE. EVER.

forkboy84 posted:

Dearest Bob,
gently caress off already you utter trashcan of a human being
Yours faithfully,
Forkboy

Cosigned.

Jrbg
May 20, 2014

Tusk actually said 'BoBert of the Telegraph should burn in hell, for his bad toons'

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy
What I like about his "moving the goalposts" cartoon is the implication that were the goalposts not moved, Therry Fuckwit would have done anything other than trip over the ball and poo poo herself, as is undeniably her brand. :v:

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Don't know if I'm madder at his dumb Willy Plonka toon or his rugby goalposts but I do know that Bob is the only UK politoonist who makes me viscerally angry like some of the Yanks like Branco or Ramirez or the McCoys.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on a way out of the Brexit maze for the PM – A group of MPs has come up with a plan to back Theresa May’s deal if she agrees to hold another referendum"

Telegraph:

Baftas 2019: The Favourite reigns – almost – supreme as Roma takes best picture

Matt:


Independent:

Trump appears to joke about Native American genocide in Elizabeth Warren 'Trail of Tears' tweet

Times:


Evening Standard:

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
gently caress off, Adams

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on May rejecting Corbyn’s Brexit compromise – No 10 stressed that the prime minister had completely ruled out Jeremy Corbyn’s proposal of a departure deal involving customs union membership"

Telegraph:

Plummeting insect numbers 'threaten collapse of nature'

Matt:


Independent:

UK signs Brexit trade continuity deal with Switzerland

Times:

Labour investigates Liverpool members over 'bullying' of Luciana Berger

Evening Standard:


Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on… Britain’s cashpoint crisis


David Squires:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Theresa May urging MPs for support in final Brexit talks – Ahead of Thursday’s Brexit vote, the PM pleads with MPs to ‘hold their nerve’ over the Irish backstop"

Telegraph:


Matt:

Equine flu: British horse racing to resume after shutdown over virus

Independent:

Grayling urged to quit as spending on Brexit ferry deal consultants revealed

Times:


Evening Standard:

Theresa May's Brexit tactic: my way or a long delay

Mail:
Paul Thomas on... Gordon Banks

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy
Yesterday's Squires is great. "off you pop" :allears:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on May's advice for dealing with Brexit-related food shortages – The prime minister has told her cabinet she scraps the mould off jam rather than throw it away"

Telegraph:


Matt:

Winston Churchill was a villain, says John McDonnell (Chartwell - Wikipedia)

Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:


Mail:
Paul Thomas on... Valentine's Day

'No you CAN'T push Valentine's Day back past March 29. You forgot!'

Guardian Australian Sport:

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy
Ahh man, genuinely glad that guy got back to Australia, I figured he was done for given oz's track record on refugees. :unsmith:

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

What the gently caress is that supposed to mean, Brookes

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Brexit would be going perfectly if labour weren't being so obstructive.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Paul's :effort: makes me yearn for Mac's take, which would involve a balding henpecked man in bed with his giant wife (the EU) looking out the window at a selection of Benny Hill beauties in lingerie representing foreign trade or something.

I mean it'd be gross, but at least he'd put effort into communicating his terrible ideas on how relationships work.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Theresa May's latest Brexit vote defeat – Theresa May has suffered an embarrassing defeat at the hands of hardline Brexit supporters who refused to support her approach to leaving the EU"

Telegraph:

London schoolgirl who fled to join Isis wants to return to UK

Matt:


Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:

Trump declares national emergency to build US-Mexico border wall

Mail:
Paul Thomas on… Churchill and McDonnell

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes
i feel like burning the shadow chancellor with the end of a cigar, presumably to death, is not a good thing, and is making me think this churchill fellow might be a bit of a bad egg

RabidWeasel
Aug 4, 2007

Cultures thrive on their myths and legends...and snuggles!
Exactly the sort of thing you'd expect of noted murderous rear end in a top hat Winston Churchill

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


It's hard to know who to despise more in aggregate, but Bob takes the crown today, no contest.

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy
Big John really riled these cunts up by picking on Eternal British Waifu Churchhill. :v:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on the future and the student climate strike – Thousands of schoolchildren walk out of lessons in protest at mounting ecological crisis"
Bonus! To celebrate his 60th birthday yesterday, Martin Rowson's (re-?)launched his personal archive website.

Telegraph:


Matt:


Independent:


The i paper:


Times:


Mail:
Paul Thomas on... the student climate march


Stephen Collins:

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

gently caress off bob, gently caress off matt, gently caress off forever paul, adcock what the gently caress is that supposed to be

Libluini
May 18, 2012

I gravitated towards the Greens, eventually even joining the party itself.

The Linke is a party I grudgingly accept exists, but I've learned enough about DDR-history I can't bring myself to trust a party that was once the SED, a party leading the corrupt state apparatus ...
Grimey Drawer
Is Paul Thomas brain damaged? After his latest political cartoon, this is becoming a legit question I'm asking myself.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Adcock draws some very American cartoons. He just needs to label more things.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
gently caress off paul

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Observer:

"Five Sundays to Brexit – A few short steps from Jacob Rees-Mogg to no deal"

Sunday Telegraph:

Owen Jones meets the naked anti-Brexit protester: 'We are a nation of prudes'

Matt:


Sunday Times:

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Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Nicola Jennings on Trump's border wall commitment – The US president has controversially declared a national emergency in order to secure the funding to build a security wall along the US-Mexico border"

Telegraph:

Paris Louvre 'will not show' world's most expensive painting amid doubts over authenticity

Independent:

Donald Trump: Britain should take back Islamic State fighters and put them on trial

Times:

After Gericault.

Evening Standard:

In their own words: why seven MPs are quitting Labour

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