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Made better by the fact that MJ isn't yet a love-interest but just some girl from Peter's school. Just stepping out from nowhere, in the secret nation of Wakanda. On a battlefield, smacking Thanos with a pipe after the Hulk failed...and winning anyway.
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Feb 15, 2019 13:29
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"Face it Thanos, I just hit the trachea"
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Feb 16, 2019 02:06
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evilmiera posted:"Face it Thanos, I just hit the trachea" 
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Feb 16, 2019 02:16
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 "It was a mistake, I was trying to cave in his skull!"
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Feb 16, 2019 02:25
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Now if one of you two could 
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Goddammit I thought I'd get an explanation for the blanket today
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Johnny Walker posted:Goddammit I thought I'd get an explanation for the blanket today They're buying time until the sunday strip where it'll be detailed explained but still make no sense
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Feb 16, 2019 03:48
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He's either well enough that he's going to start talking again any second or his throat is so crushed he's dying. Mr. superheroes please like, do something?
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she's being humble so they don't feel bad. what a classy lady.
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Samuringa posted:They're buying time until the sunday strip where FTFY Monday will be a three-panel version of Sunday's final panel. Tuesday might be when we finally find out what the blanket is for.
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Noper Q posted:FTFY This is usually how NSM works, but like you said: now's not the time for blanket statements.
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Feb 16, 2019 05:27
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I want the Blanket to go unexplained and just hang with MJ forever
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Otherkinsey Scale posted:This is usually how NSM works, but like you said: now's not the time for blanket statements. uuuuuuuuggggggghhh (I'm laughing, but I refuse to admit that.)
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Kilgrave in the background groaning in pain seriously has me laughing, holy gently caress  evilmiera posted:"Face it Thanos, I just hit the trachea" 
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Synthbuttrange posted:
Presumably the blanket is/was to gag him once he was knocked out.
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Yvonmukluk posted:'I was aiming for his head'. Or maybe she meant to throw the blanket, and the tripping resulted in her bumping into a random piece of pipe and hurtling it at his neck?
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Feb 16, 2019 15:15
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Goddamn, what a stupid conclusion to a stupid arc in a stupid strip. Peak newspaper Spider-Man. 4 out of 5 Grrrronks.
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Cloks posted:Goddamn, what a stupid conclusion to a stupid arc in a stupid strip. Peak newspaper Spider-Man. This cant be how it ends. Each arc lasts around half a year, so they still have like two months to go. Some how they are going to gently caress this up.
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"So what's the blanket for MJ?" "To wrap him up for the cops!" "But that's what my webbing's for!" "Well then why haven't you webbed him up yet?" "I ran out..."
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Feb 16, 2019 18:19
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hang this in a museum
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how many newspaper spiderman stories total have been resolved by someone tripping
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I love how MJ protects Spidey's fragile sense of self-worth by saying she tripped. She's the most competent person on the team. She didn't miss. She didn't trip. She's just letting Pete save face. She's saying "it's okay to trip and fall down and, in some nutty way, win. What's really important is to get up, so you can try, try, and trip again. You're doing such a good job, honey."
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Feb 16, 2019 19:37
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She tripped on the blanket. The blanket of fate.
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Feb 16, 2019 19:40
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A newspaper comic strip just ended a story by having someone beat another person in the throat with a pipe.
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Who among us has never tripped? Let they who never trip throw in the first pipe.
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Feb 16, 2019 20:49
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She didn't trip over, her tab just kicked in.
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That blanket is definitely a makeshift love pad. The question is, for who? Next time: Sabretooth?
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Ikasuhito posted:Some how they are going to gently caress this up. In a strip that features Newspaper Spider-Man, I think we all know EXACTLY who is going to gently caress this up 
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Feb 16, 2019 22:51
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She hid behind the blanket so she could sneak up on her victim. Without object permanence he had no way of guessing there was a person behind it.
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Feb 16, 2019 23:30
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Oh pipe down y'all
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I’m starting to think this version of Spider-Man isn’t very smart or good at anything
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Escobarbarian posted:I’m starting to think this version of Spider-Man isn’t very smart or good at anything Except being an unmatched entertainer.
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ArmyOfMidgets posted:Oh pipe down y'all https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IQlJfJpJRc
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Speaking of the Simpsons
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 There now there wont be any blood on our shoes when we kick him to death
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Synthbuttrange posted:
NEXT: NO!!
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Feb 17, 2019 06:31
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That's not how you gag someone, MJ. That's going to suffocate him. Yeah, yeah, "hibernation."
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she's either going to put him to sleep like a parakeet, or else she's going to cover him with a blanket and then hit him with a pipe again
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