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West007
Apr 21, 2013

I thought Mourinho was confirmed a fraud a while ago.

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jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


West007 posted:

I thought Mourinho was confirmed a fraud a while ago.

Idk about fraud but Madrid broke his brain

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
You don't have to be a fraud to be a fraud, but he is a fraud.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
:wtc: is going on here. That embedded tweet's video is blurred but also is certainly :nws:
https://twitter.com/OL/status/1096550083808641028

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Eurotrash is getting weird

Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010
if theyre not careful, they could end up with olynmpique mayonnaise

Shroud
May 11, 2009

Breath Ray posted:

if theyre not careful, they could end up with olynmpique mayonnaise

Don't think they have anything toulouse. What was in that tweet anyway?

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Breath Ray posted:

olynmpique mayonnaise

Mods, please

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021

Weird choice for a name change request

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

pik_d posted:

Weird choice for a name change request

I’m sick of this one and it made me laugh for some reason, OP.

Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010

Shroud posted:

Don't think they have anything toulouse. What was in that tweet anyway?

a guy getting a nice massage

- breath ray

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
his career has totally gone to poo poo

https://twitter.com/skysportsnews/status/1097879210809532416

Meat Wagon
Jul 14, 2004

I hate him op. He's been here over 2 years, scored 3 goals and done gently caress all else apart from embarrass himself and the morons employing him. Even if he hadn't been caught for drink driving, why the gently caress was he drinking in London at 3am on a Monday morning when he was supposed to play for the u23s later that day? I was so desperate for him to come good and he really looked up for it at the start of the season but the same old Saido has reemerged. I wish he would just gently caress off. This is now his second drink driving conviction in the last 4 years so he can look forward to losing his license for the next 3 years. The loving idiot.

Fortunately the club seem to have had enough of him. He has been bombed out of the first team squad because he's never on time and doesn't train well. With this latest episode the club are now apparently exploring their legal options and seeing if we can sack him. If not then he'll be hosed off in the summer. I feel sorry for the fans of whatever team is dumb enough to take a chance on him.

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Saido Berahino is the new Nile Ranger

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

big crush on Chad OMG posted:

Saido Berahino is the new Nile Ranger

Nile Ranger never had anywhere near the hype of Berahino.

They're both just a poor man's Ravel Morrison anyway.

franco
Jan 3, 2003

He will always have a special place in my heart for referring to me as "blud" despite being possibly the whitest cracker in the room :allears: Well, that and dressing up as cheap plastic OG Wolverine for Halloween one year...

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

Sam Allardyce got the best out of Ravel and then ruined him again 6 months later by insisting he change agents and it owned

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



franco posted:

He will always have a special place in my heart for referring to me as "blud" despite being possibly the whitest cracker in the room :allears: Well, that and dressing up as cheap plastic OG Wolverine for Halloween one year...

I would like to know more

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Ravel did a worldie against Spurs and I’ll always love the mental bastard for it

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer


:thunk:

Brony Car
May 22, 2014

by Cyrano4747

He’s sad he has been scoring for United?

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005




His ex has some video of him asking to see her tits apparently

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

big crush on Chad OMG posted:

His ex has some video of him asking to see her tits apparently

No wonder she's an ex if he's never seen them.

franco
Jan 3, 2003

big crush on Chad OMG posted:

I would like to know more

His tattoos are shite, he's about as gangsta as I am (0%), and he always struck me as an overgrown kid who didn't know what to do with the money suddenly thrown his way so he acted like what his basic idea of "what footballers do" was. None of that should be particularly surprising. Strangely, he hosed up one major part, as the gaggle of lasses that would inevitably gather around him would be utterly ignored.

Martial's children are called Swan and Peyton? Howay Tony, I always thought you were a bit classier than that smdh.

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747

Stoke seems to be THE place to go for a career marred by drink driving bans. Pulis getting his overturned because it would hurt the community if he couldn't drive to away days was always my fav

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
fans getting in on the action, who am I doxxing

https://twitter.com/MENnewsdesk/status/1099022470491848705

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost
The real crime is wearing that blue jumper and same colored trousers together.

Also, being a City fan.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
The real crime was the child porn he had

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Jose posted:

The real crime was the child porn he had
What the heck, how did fake porn photos beat that to the headline

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




That and the mere 2 year sentence

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Bundy posted:

That and the mere 2 year sentence

City always get weak punishments

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
:stonk:

Flayer
Sep 13, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Buglord
Look at that smile. What a disgrace that man is.

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Flayer posted:

Look at that smile. What a disgrace that man is.

Turn on your monitor

MrBling
Aug 21, 2003

Oozing machismo
http://www.talkingbaws.com/2019/03/bordeaux-midfielder-younousse-sankhare-sidelined-following-beard-implant-surgery/

quote:

Bordeaux midfielder Younousse Sankhare the world’s strangest football injury after he was ruled out for several weeks due to complications from his beard implant surgery.

The 29-year-old has been mysteriously missing from the Ligue 1 side’s match-day squads for two weeks now, with fans unsure of why he’s missed certain matches.

But according to Get French Football News, Sankhare has been unwell and suffering from bouts of fever after his procedure to have his facial hair look more endowed went horribly wrong.

lol

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
beard induced fever

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/Deadspin/status/1103143370770337792
https://twitter.com/yenisafakspor/status/1102244190803628033
:emo:

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


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Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

In a shocking turn of events, it seems that Qatar paid FIFA a lot of money to be able to host the World Cup:
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2019/03/10/qatar-allegedly-offered-880m-secret-payment-fifa/

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