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MJ, just because Peter thinks it's night time and goes to sleep every time you throw a blanket over his head doesn't mean the same thing will work on everyone.
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I dunno, this is the NSM universe, there's a nonzero chance that other people do in fact do that E: not a very high chance, mind you, but still nonzero!
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Feb 17, 2019 06:39
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I can still talk with a blanket over my head. I checked, so I'm sure of this.
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Feb 17, 2019 06:48
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Johnny Walker posted:I can still talk with a blanket over my head. I checked, so I'm sure of this. common misconception, your ears are under the blanket too
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Feb 17, 2019 06:49
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That's Cloak's cloak. She's sending him to the dark dimension.
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Feb 17, 2019 08:23
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The Newspaper Spider-Man sure is brutal to its villains. Ripping off chunks of skin, punching them clear across the horizon, firing a length of pipe into their throat, etc.
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Feb 17, 2019 08:33
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Lobok posted:The Newspaper Spider-Man sure is brutal to its villains. Ripping off chunks of skin, punching them clear across the horizon, firing a length of pipe into their throat, etc.  The last two weeks have been so good 
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Feb 17, 2019 08:40
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Kilgrave's face in that final panel makes me imagine he's just gonna kneel there with the blanket over him, so baffled as to what the gently caress she is thinking that he just stays still and says nothing.
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Feb 17, 2019 09:25
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If they can't see his purple skin the mind control powers don't work. Those are the rules.
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Feb 17, 2019 09:28
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actually, didn't someone say that's how it worked at one point? nsm loves dredging up ancient continuity. also, there's no reason why mj would be aware of this fact, which makes it all the more likely.
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Feb 17, 2019 09:52
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I like that whatever's MJ plan is, she considers it more effective than letting Luke punch him in the head.
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Feb 17, 2019 10:15
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Otherkinsey Scale posted:I like that whatever's MJ plan is, she considers it more effective than letting Luke punch him in the head. the only things luke has done in this arc have been destroying a car, breaking doors, and punching nsm in the head. he didn't even punch peter very much by team-up standards. of course, most of what peter has accomplished was piggyback rides.
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Feb 17, 2019 10:42
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It turns out that Purple Man has zero sense of object permanence. Mary-Jane knew how to exploit this because her husband suffers from the same condition.
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Feb 17, 2019 11:01
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The worst/best part is that I can actually see all these jokes you're all making being what ends up happening for real.
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Feb 17, 2019 11:48
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Probably just something like the blanket muffles his voice and stops it working because you can't hear the sound magic clearly. Though the rasping wheeze that he should have after a decent hit to the larynx should do that anyway. Maybe she's just a really big believer in "out of sight, out of mind".
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Feb 17, 2019 12:02
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Purple Man: Spider-Man, obey your Master Kilgrave and stop Luke Cage! Spider-Man: But you're not Kilgrave, you're a talking blanket! 
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Feb 17, 2019 12:51
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I'm guessing it'll be the blanket blocking Killgrave's woo-woo "pheromone" powers from floating off his body to the people around him. I love this. MJ saves the day with a sucker punch, and then everyone stands around patting each other on the back and wondering what they should do next while the villain lies there recovering from the sucker punch, his limitless mind control powers only a syllable away. Luke even being like, "I'll punch him in the head to make sure he doesn't mind control us and, I don't know, make us jump off the building," and then MJ being like, "no, wait! I have a more elaborate and failure-prone plan!" is the cherry on the cake.
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Feb 17, 2019 13:00
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She's just tucking him into bed. Can't do evil while he's sleeping!
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Feb 17, 2019 13:02
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Lobok posted:Except being an unmatched entertainer. Clown-9 was a better entertainer than Spider-man. The blanket is just a plastic tarp, an airtight plastic tarp. The lack of air will send Kilgrave into a hibernation state and then he can be safely shipped back to his home planet.
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Feb 17, 2019 14:14
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Libra posted:She's just tucking him into bed. Can't do evil while he's sleeping! His entire ploy was a result of a lack of sleep and crankiness. I can relate.
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Feb 17, 2019 15:23
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Pheromones are the midichlorians of Purple Man lore. He is purple, and everyone who can see him does what he says. That's the rules. It's inexplicable, and that's part of what makes it cool and creepy. E: until you beat him with a blanket
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MJ: This way we can give him a kicking and the bruises won't show up!
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Feb 18, 2019 00:06
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it wasn’t even a blanket
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Feb 18, 2019 00:10
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They're going to loving roll Kilgrave into the Hudson.
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Feb 18, 2019 00:18
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I, for one, am curious to see where this goes.
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Feb 18, 2019 00:19
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"Watch and learn, Cage!"  I love how they haven't even secured it.
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Feb 18, 2019 00:22
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He should be scared look what happened to the last Tarp Man.
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Feb 18, 2019 00:25
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*through badly damaged vocal chords* tarps! my other weakness!
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Feb 18, 2019 02:08
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i don't think killgrave groaning and clutching his throat will ever stop being funny
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Feb 18, 2019 02:34
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amishjosh posted:Clown-9 was a better entertainer than Spider-man. Stop being that jerk who reads ahead and spoils things.
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Feb 18, 2019 02:37
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how about kilgrave screaming and running around while covered by a sheet
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Feb 18, 2019 02:37
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"Now do your thing, Cage!" "Excuse me?" "You know, that thing where you send people in cloaks to another location!" "... *sigh* you're thinking about Cloak. Like from Cloak and Dagger." "Oh, I thought you loo and then we go to the next arc
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Feb 18, 2019 03:24
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They hold a mirror up to Kilgrave while he's covered by the sheet and he faints because he thinks he's seen a ghost. Then they just have to carry his unconscious body to the police, and Peter (who also fainted) back to his apartment and tuck him into bed.
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Feb 18, 2019 07:12
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Watch and learn how MJ stone cold ices a bitch and dismembers him in a bath tub, Cage.
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davidspackage posted:Watch and learn how MJ stone cold ices a bitch and dismembers him in a bath tub, Cage. Hey hey, that is like way too far. We'll just cut out his tongue and remove his teeth one by one. Take it easy.
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Feb 18, 2019 11:27
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Clearly they're just going to weight the tarp down with stones and chuck him into the Hudson.
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Feb 18, 2019 11:45
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Messed up of MJ to treat Killgrave like a Cockatiel and throw a blanket over him to shut him up. he's gonna go to sleep now and his cycle's gonna be all messed up.
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Flaccid French Fry posted:Clearly they're just going to weight the tarp down with stones and chuck him into the Hudson. Police will think it's a suicide (  , Jessica Jones show)
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"Now that he's hidden under this tarp, we can pretend he doesn't exist! Problem solved forever!"
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