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yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar
sim farm was one of the best sim games back then.

I play farming simulator 17 a lot but it's just not the same. Sim farm understood nobody wants to drive back and forth on a digital field for 2 hours to harvest wheat, then drive across th e map to sell it, etc. Sim farm made farming seem easy, just build your irrigation ditches right and grow a food. Fun, not mind-numbing.

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Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


Sagebrush posted:

man i loving loved simfarm back in the day



maybe i oughta get a dos emulator and fire it up again

Makes me sad that Farming Simulator destroyed farm management games.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

yeah I eat rear end posted:

sim farm was one of the best sim games back then.

I play farming simulator 17 a lot but it's just not the same. Sim farm understood nobody wants to drive back and forth on a digital field for 2 hours to harvest wheat, then drive across th e map to sell it, etc. Sim farm made farming seem easy, just build your irrigation ditches right and grow a food. Fun, not mind-numbing.

nein

Der volken vant repetition

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug
Dick and balls. I mean, where do you think we put all the pee?

Hellblazer187
Oct 12, 2003

Anyways I just downloaded and played a turn based strategy game for android. It has farms. Poly something. Not bad.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Decrepus posted:

Makes me sad that Farming Simulator destroyed farm management games.

It's either that or Harvest Moon/Stardew Valley. Or maybe the loose theme for a mobile game.

At least we got Two Point Hospital as a Theme Hospital successor.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
Stardew Valley is really loving good btw

It's coming to Android soon, not sure how the control scheme is going to work but I'll probably still buy it!

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Memento posted:

Stardew Valley is really loving good btw

It's coming to Android soon, not sure how the control scheme is going to work but I'll probably still buy it!

it's good but goddamn the days pass so quick, having a trip across town consumes like 10 percent of your day, i'm sure there are mods but i wanted to do it the vanilla way.

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

LifeSunDeath posted:

it's good but goddamn the days pass so quick, having a trip across town consumes like 10 percent of your day, i'm sure there are mods but i wanted to do it the vanilla way.

Get the horse or drink coffee. I forget if coffee makes the horse move faster too

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Away all Goats posted:

Get the horse or drink coffee. I forget if coffee makes the horse move faster too

Wow don't think there were horses when I played. Jitters the horse lol.

ashnjack
Jun 8, 2010

FUCK FLOWERS. JUST...FUCK 'EM.

Memento posted:

Stardew Valley is really loving good btw

It's coming to Android soon, not sure how the control scheme is going to work but I'll probably still buy it!

Stardew valley is really good but sometimes I just want to farm and sell turnips.

I just want a farm management system without any of this character and story nonsense, or actually manually planting and harvesting stuff.

Actually, now that I’m thinking about it, just give me sim farm HD.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

LifeSunDeath posted:

it's good but goddamn the days pass so quick, having a trip across town consumes like 10 percent of your day, i'm sure there are mods but i wanted to do it the vanilla way.

I saved every single dollar I could and bought the return sceptre from the dude in the sewers, no cooldown unlimited charges instant teleport to your front door from anywhere. Really cuts down on travel time.

And yeah, I don't mess around with mods.

Edit: if there were no horses last time you played then there was definitely no return sceptre

ThaGhettoJew
Jul 4, 2003

The world is a ghetto

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

:hmmyes:

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Gravitas Shortfall posted:

An Overwhelming Surplus Of Diggity (GSV)

This is a few days ago but I gotta :golfclap:

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS














Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Ghost Leviathan posted:

It's either that or Harvest Moon/Stardew Valley. Or maybe the loose theme for a mobile game.

At least we got Two Point Hospital as a Theme Hospital successor.

There's also Project Hospital which is way less cartoony
https://store.steampowered.com/app/868360/Project_Hospital/

Elysiume
Aug 13, 2009

Alone, she fights.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIEQv_nDDJ8

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS








RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




I still don't know why people like AO2 over 3. I never played it so I have no idea what the problem is.

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

The Settlers II is another game that covers that “place the farm to get maximum result” itch. Have a nice bit of even terrain? Chopped down all the trees? Removed all the rock? No neighboring buildings? Placed a transportation path at a 45 degree angle? Yes?

AWW YEAH, at least 6 fields of grain coming up.

GOG has a more modern remake. Buy it.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
GGG's latest is also p good. It even has syndicate farming.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

RareAcumen posted:

I still don't know why people like AO2 over 3. I never played it so I have no idea what the problem is.

Might have felt the colonisation theme and mechanics narrowed the scope too much.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS




Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

And that's what really hurt.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
I need need someone to do this to black metal stat. Make Varg Vikernes go Black Satans.

GoGoGadgetChris
Mar 18, 2010

i powder a
granite monument
in a soundless flash

showering the grass
with molten drops of
its gold inlay

sending smoking
chips of stone
skipping into the fog
Don't buy a Harvest Moon game. They lost the license to some poo poo developer, so anything with HM in the name is a crap knockoff. The real HM people make farming games under the name Story of Seasons, I think?

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.


3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Alright, I'm gonna need you to go ahead and explain this one.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Arent ducks brutal gang rapists?

Dale-Taco
Feb 19, 2009

Johnny Aztec posted:

Alright, I'm gonna need you to go ahead and explain this one.

Spanish-american war.

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

Karate Bastard posted:

GGG's latest is also p good. It even has syndicate farming.

:hai:

Slippery
May 16, 2004


Muscles Boxcar
man I care about the environment so when I buy my overpriced poo poo at whole foods I bring reusable bags, but I lol at their 15 cent credit

like yeah guys i was gonna say gently caress it but the 15 cents is what changed my mind

Randaconda posted:

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Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Dale-Taco posted:

Spanish-american war.

OKay but what is the little country being thrown?

USA took control of the Philippines due to that war, I know that.

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Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!

LifeSunDeath posted:

Arent ducks brutal gang rapists?

No, just regular brutal rapists. Dolphins are the brutal gang rapists.

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