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ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?

Tsaedje posted:

He's exceptionally boring and the kind of dickhead who actively avoids giving anything back to the fans.

He's a 40 year old man still doing an aloof teenager act, it's sad.

But his legions of fans are slightly less stupid than the legions of Ferrari and Max fans, so I guess he's got that going for him.

Why are you out of nowhere leaning into having the shittest posting?

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Brainwrong
Mar 20, 2004

RIP Bobby K
Poland's Rose. Like a cabbage in the wind.
Bottas looks good with his beard. More human, It's not as good as my beard though

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari
Kimi fans triggered which is always hilariously ironic as his fan base is the complete opposite of the man himself that they worship and keep repeating the same loving jokes from literally over a decade over which even Kimi things is extremely lame.

Kimi fans are legit on par with American sports fans but maybe even the typical American sports fan can find some new material after 10+ years and not just keep repeating the stupid loving ice cream poo poo and taking a poo poo.

Taking a poo poo was when he was still with McLaren FFS. For fucks sake.

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari
Seriously shut the gently caress up about Kimi already. Or better yet just loving take after him and be the person you clearly wish you were in terms of a personality of not giving poo poo and not perpetuating extremely lame memes from like 14 loving yaers ago do none of you have a loving sense of humour?

Are this "funny" in real life? Hey psst remember when he said i was having a poo poo on the grid in Brazil 2006 on a year where Pele was giving an award to Michael Schumacher who was racing for god drat Ferrari and Alonso had just won his 2nd WDC and was about to embark on his first McLaren journey and no one knew what to expect?

That's how loving old that poo poo was. gently caress off. Seriously, gently caress off. Find some new loving material. There's a god drat clip of Kimi so loving drunk he fell off his yacht neck first onto the lower deck which no one references. Please, there you go, consider that a freebie to obsess over instead of the poo poo and ice cream bit.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari
It's god drat 2019 and people are still enthuisatically chiming in with Kimi poo poo from before even 5x WDC, 73x grand prix winner, 83x pole position having Lewis Hamilton had even done a single racing lap in an F1 car. Holy gently caress. You loving Kimi fans are lame as poo poo. Genuinely unfunny sacks of poo poo.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


kimi good

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari

Hey, I'll take it. It's not like you snorted and made a reference to him taking a poo poo or having an ice cream or shut up i know what i'm doing. 3 soundbites in a career spanning 18 years on constant loop.

18 years. 3 soundbites. That's it. loving hell, you people suck.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Wirth1000 posted:

It's god drat 2019 and people are still enthuisatically chiming in with Kimi poo poo from before even 5x WDC, 73x grand prix winner, 83x pole position having Lewis Hamilton had even done a single racing lap in an F1 car. Holy gently caress. You loving Kimi fans are lame as poo poo. Genuinely unfunny sacks of poo poo.

hi kimi fan

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe
Oh no Kimi got drunk on his yacht what a loving monster lol

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari

GOOD TIMES ON METH posted:

Oh no Kimi got drunk on his yacht what a loving monster lol

OH thank you loving THANK YOU for bringing in something new about Kimi that isn't about him taking a poo poo, knowing what he's doing or loving ice cream. loving bless.

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE

ilmucche posted:

Why are you out of nowhere leaning into having the shittest posting?

You should pay more attention, I've always been this poo poo, and I've been consistently anti-Kimi the whole time

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari


Kimi thinking of his fans

Brainwrong
Mar 20, 2004

RIP Bobby K
Poland's Rose. Like a cabbage in the wind.
McLaren are back. Watch Our Lando top the time sheets tomorrow.

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
Kimi is old and past it but he's alright

Brainwrong
Mar 20, 2004

RIP Bobby K
Poland's Rose. Like a cabbage in the wind.

Wirth1000 posted:



Kimi thinking of his fans

Was that photo taken at Madame Tussauds?

tuo
Jun 17, 2016

E: argh

Frond
Mar 12, 2018

DoctorGonzo posted:

SF-90 in action from today filming day:


Frond
Mar 12, 2018

Feels Villeneuve posted:

Kimi is old and past it but he's alright

Frond
Mar 12, 2018
Newey’s son is driving in Super Formula this year. Unfortunately it’s with A.)Honda and B.) B-Max racing (the “B” stands for backmarker) so if he gets any points at all it will be fortunate.

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester
Oct 3, 2000
Looks like he's having a poo poo

Frond
Mar 12, 2018

Tsaedje posted:

Kimi is poo poo and will do nothing of note at Alfa

He will still have cheerleaders because he swore once and was rude to his engineer on the radio like a cool cool guy


He was a revelation when he started.

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester posted:

Looks like he's having a poo poo

You absolute dog

Rhopunzel
Jan 6, 2006

Stroll together, win together
does anyone remember that time kimi told his engineer to shut up because he knew what he was doing, it was le epic xD

Frond
Mar 12, 2018
Ferrari on top, Day 1.

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester posted:

Looks like he's having a poo poo

Not on Mr Hamilton’s plane

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
most laps and fastest lap. good job from the maranello lads

#essereFerrari







DoctorGonzo fucked around with this message at 18:39 on Feb 18, 2019

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.

Frond posted:

Ferrari on top, Day 1.

Looks like it's going to be a great season to support the Scud. #ForzaFerrari #MissionWinnow #KeepFightingMichael

Fumble
Sep 4, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 12 days!

DoctorGonzo posted:

most laps and fastest lap. good job from the maranello lads

#essereFerrari









Someone put the Blood Angels logo on it

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

#MissionWinnow

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?
I like because he's jacked as gently caress and just wants to race. He gives no shots about the rest of it. All he wants is to drive cars real fast. And snowmobiles

Wiltsghost
Mar 27, 2011


Dat rear end

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


Second fastest time of the day, third most laps run, looks like Brown's Boys are back

Frond
Mar 12, 2018
Back of the grid maybe.

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll

The Kimoa Kid posted:

Second fastest time of the day, third most laps run, looks like Brown's Boys are back

I'm stoked to see Our Chili on the podium this year.

Rhopunzel
Jan 6, 2006

Stroll together, win together
Our Chili

Old Grasshopper
Apr 7, 2011

"Patience, young grasshopper."
Gotta say it. That Alpha Romeo is one sexy car.

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.

GramCracker posted:

I'm stoked to see Our Chili on the podium this year.

:italy::italy:

Reynold
Feb 14, 2012

Suffer not the unclean to live.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

The Kimoa Kid posted:

Second fastest time of the day, third most laps run, looks like Brown's Boys are back

Mercedes Benz?

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Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari
Some pretty strict fuel usage verification tests coming:

quote:

[...]

The strict new procedures were outlined in a technical directive from FIA head of single seater matters Nikolas Tombazis that was circulated to all teams last Tuesday.

Henceforth teams have to declare the amount of fuel they intend to put in the car – which covers the laps to the grid, the formation lap, the race and the in-lap – at least two hours before the race start.

This amount of fuel has be in the car's tank no later than one hour before the pitlane opens, after which time no fuel chilling will be allowed.

The FIA then reserves the right to randomly check cars before the race, with the car weighed with a set of "travel wheels" marked by the FIA and with a known weight.

The team will then be asked to drain the fuel tank, with the fuel pump then run to ensure that all remaining fuel goes into the collector – and the FIA will then make sure that there is nothing left in the car.

The car will then be weighed again, and a fuel mass calculated from the difference with the earlier weight. The fuel will then be pumped back into the car, which will then be weighed for a third time, after which point the fuel hatch and QD (quick disconnect) will be sealed so no fuel can be added or removed.

Following the race the FIA can again choose cars for random fuel checks, after the usual parc ferme procedures have been carried out. The car will be weighed with the same marked travel wheels used in previous checks.

As before the team will be asked to pump out any remaining fuel, and the FIA will make sure that none remains in the car. A further weight check will be used to determine that mass of fuel that has actually been used from the laps to the grid to the in-lap. The car will be then be weighed again.

Tombazis notes that "The difference between the pre- and post-race fuel masses will be assumed to be the measured fuel mass used (which clearly includes laps to the grid, formation laps, fire-ups etc.).

"It can be compared to the integrated FFM [fuel flow meter] figures and to the fuel injectors model figures in order to provide confirmation of the validity of these readings.

"Please note that the pre-race fuel mass that gets used for this calculation is either the declared mass, or the measured mass if this has been randomly checked."

Tombazis has also given a very specific list of situations which may trigger further investigations, and/or the team concerned being reported to the stewards. It reads as follows:

1. If the fuel pump-out procedure differs from the declared and documented process that the team is required to communicate to the FIA in advance.

2. If a significant volume of fuel is found in the car after the fuel has been pumped out using the above procedure.

3. If the team fails to make a fuel mass declaration more than two hours before the pit lane opens, or if the declared amount of fuel is significantly different to what gets drained in the event of a random check.

4. If the comparison between the integrated fuel flow meter signal and the measured fuel mass consumption shows the former to be lower than the latter.

5. If the fuel mass used for the race, assessed with the car weight comparison, exceeds 110kg, as required by Article 30.5 of the F1 Sporting Regulations.

6. If software inspections and/or data analysis show significant operational differences between qualifying and the race.

[...]

https://www.motorsport.com/f1/news/fia-monitor-fuel-physical-checks/4339766/

Seems like it'd be easier to just bring back refueling already, sheesh.

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