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quite stretched out
Feb 17, 2011

the chillest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dt--SGmIKIQ

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jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

What a snipe :discourse:

Hopkins FBI
Jan 4, 2015

MY SACRED POSTING VOW IS NOTHING, FOR WHILE I STAKED MY HONOR UPON MY COMMITMENT TO NEVER SUPPORT JOSEPH R. B. JUNIOR I HAVE SCANDALOUSLY ABANDONED MY PRINCIPLES

Wallet Inspector posted:

The President of the United States stared directly at the sun during a solar eclipse.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Javid
Oct 21, 2004

:jpmf:
hillary clinton, "most qualified candidate ever", got dumpstered by someone who picked up politics as a hobby in 2015

im on the net me boys
Feb 19, 2017

Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhjjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhjhhhhhhjhhhhhhhhhjjjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh cannabis

Javid posted:

hillary clinton, "most qualified candidate ever", got dumpstered by someone who picked up politics as a hobby in 2015

I know this one gets posted like every three pages but I still think it's really funny each time

Javid
Oct 21, 2004

:jpmf:
as a subset of that, there was a period of time when hillary thought she was gonna be president, lmao

quite stretched out
Feb 17, 2011

the chillest

jobson groeth posted:

What a snipe :discourse:

im so glad that mal's run was such a tiny blip because it means i manage to forget it absolutely entirely for a year or two at a time and then it comes back feeling like a brand new moment

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

Javid posted:

hillary clinton, "most qualified candidate ever", got dumpstered by someone who picked up politics as a hobby in 2015

trump has run for president more times than hillary

Fuzzy McDoom
Oct 9, 2007

-MORE MONEY FOR US

-FUCK...YOU KNOW, THE THING

Javid posted:

as a subset of that, there was a period of time when hillary thought she was gonna be president, lmao

Ahhh yes, this period of time was called "approximately 2001-2016 with a brief gap in 2008"

The Crotch
Oct 16, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:


Javid posted:

hillary clinton, "most qualified candidate ever", got dumpstered by someone who picked up politics as a hobby in 2015

on the other hand school teachers across the country can now say, 'yes anyone can be president. and we mean anyone'

henkman
Oct 8, 2008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiYDQayaZKM

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:


little timmy asks, 'are you sure you mean anyone?' eyeing suspiciously at retard ronald.

teacher, a bit more serious than any of the students had ever seen her, 'anyone'

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhGBkkY3k6w

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcAhXy9rARk

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

Javid posted:

as a subset of that, there was a period of time when hillary thought she was gonna be president, lmao

she didn't give her concession speech on election night (because she didn't write one)

LGD
Sep 25, 2004

Roosevelt posted:

she didn't give her concession speech on election night (because she didn't write one)

supposedly neither did R Money, yet he was somehow still able to meet minimum standards of a professional campaign and deliver one rather than letting his supporters hang out to dry before having a surrogate tell them all to go home

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009


i still can't believe she actually did this and it's not a reversed gif. what a horrible person

Captain Billy Pissboy
Oct 25, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
College Slice
Rick Santorum nearly called Obama the n word

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhGBkkY3k6w

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:



i just posted this !!!

Carl Von Awesomwitz
May 2, 2006

Sisko Lied, Romulans Died
Obama being denied two supreme court picks because the RNC wasn't onboard with that was pretty funny, dare say I laughed out loud.

Captain Billy Pissboy
Oct 25, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
College Slice

Rex-Goliath posted:

i just posted this !!!

Lol my bad

taqueso
Mar 8, 2004


:911:
:wookie: :thermidor: :wookie:
:dehumanize:

:pirate::hf::tinfoil:

Carl Von Awesomwitz posted:

Obama being denied two supreme court picks because the RNC wasn't onboard with that was pretty funny, dare say I laughed out loud.

If I am remembering correctly, I rolled on the floor.

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:


Carl Von Awesomwitz posted:

Obama being denied two supreme court picks because the RNC wasn't onboard with that was pretty funny, dare say I laughed out loud.

those loving dems are stacking the court!!!

taqueso
Mar 8, 2004


:911:
:wookie: :thermidor: :wookie:
:dehumanize:

:pirate::hf::tinfoil:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFQFB5YpDZE

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

Rex-Goliath posted:

on the other hand school teachers across the country can now say, 'yes anyone can be president. and we mean anyone'

i get where this sentiment comes from and it's an easy punchline but he's a rich celebrity. let's not kid ourselves

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

I never understood how Tucker got work after this. He had rings run around him and as Bregman showed it isn't a one off sort of thing, as soon as anyone goes a little off script he flounders.

Carl Von Awesomwitz
May 2, 2006

Sisko Lied, Romulans Died
i like how we are going to have the Terri Schiavo fight again, with people on cable news arguing about the mental capacities of vegetable, except this time the vegetable is a supreme court justice and human rights are riding on the outcome. But imagine a world where Hillary got like a two point bump in the polls because of a well timed supreme court justice retirement, loving so worth it

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Rex-Goliath posted:

little timmy asks, 'are you sure you mean anyone?' eyeing suspiciously at retard ronald.

teacher, a bit more serious than any of the students had ever seen her, 'anyone'

'except her'
she points to the giant portrait of hilary clinton which is hanging in the classroom for unspecified reasons

tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


Just remembered @FoxNews again, hopped over to their Twitter feed. Still nothing, for over four months now

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless
Paul Joseph Watson runs in the same social circles as HBomberguy. Knifecrime Island is small and all but that's some pretty extreme ends of the spectrum to run on.

Javid
Oct 21, 2004

:jpmf:
going through my old twitter likes and

https://twitter.com/PortlandORScan/status/537108499692392450

oh man

I don't know how to make the twoots embed, sorry

e: also

Javid has issued a correction as of 08:54 on Feb 21, 2019

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

LGD posted:

supposedly neither did R Money, yet he was somehow still able to meet minimum standards of a professional campaign and deliver one rather than letting his supporters hang out to dry before having a surrogate tell them all to go home
and kill their credit cards at the stroke of midnight.

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDwwAaVmnf4

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
Vote or Die! :mrwhite:

cool dance moves
Aug 27, 2018



Mike pence is on the case!

HobbitGrease
Jul 24, 2001

Young Orc

Javid posted:

hillary clinton, "most qualified candidate ever", got dumpstered by someone who picked up politics as a hobby in 2015
wait, i can put it funnier: hillary clinton ran such a bad campaign that donald trump was able to posit himself as a man of the people

also, I just remembered this:
https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-fans-sink-savings-into-iraqi-dinar-scam

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

HobbitGrease posted:

wait, i can put it funnier: hillary clinton ran such a bad campaign that donald trump was able to posit himself as a man of the people

also, I just remembered this:
https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-fans-sink-savings-into-iraqi-dinar-scam

Remember that Hillary's genius, unbeatable tactic was

1. Say trump isn't actually that rich
2. Say he isn't even a politician

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H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

MikeCrotch posted:

Remember that Hillary's genius, unbeatable tactic was

1. Say trump isn't actually that rich
2. Say he isn't even a politician

3. say "and i'm not him"

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