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Acute Grill posted:My only critique on the DUKE CANNON style is that every bit of punctuation should be replaced by an "ellipsis" of three commas instead of something grammatically correct. A full Shatnerisation!? 
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I love and hate how the packaging on deep fried pork rinds boasts about how it's carb free.
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Feb 19, 2019 21:54
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Mu Zeta posted:I love and hate how the packaging on deep fried pork rinds boasts about how it's carb free. Because I do.
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Feb 20, 2019 01:41
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Remember those potato chips that gave everyone nightmare shits?
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Feb 20, 2019 03:42
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Pepperidge Farm Remembers. A lot of people at a Tire Shop I used to work at were basically DUKE CANNON irl and it was exhausting
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Feb 20, 2019 03:48
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The Great Burrito posted:Pepperidge Farm Remembers. I would absolutely love to watch multiple people who all have to be the loudest trying to interact with each other. And then five minutes later when it starts to give me a headache I'd regret this choice.
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Feb 20, 2019 03:56
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I think for optimal DUKEing one would need to combine an outdated and vaguely (or overtly) racist opinion with a throwback attitude. Like, the volume/obliviousness of Al Bundy with the social attitude of Archie Bunker
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Feb 20, 2019 04:05
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Duke Cannon watches zoomed and stretched standard def football on a 75” 4K tv And it’s way to god damned loud
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Feb 20, 2019 04:43
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Lyrai posted:I would absolutely love to watch multiple people who all have to be the loudest trying to interact with each other. This is basically my co workers. But I think multiple decades of dealing with loud machinery with no ear protection really does a number to their hearing, because they're all talking at a hundred decibels.
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Feb 20, 2019 07:07
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Slippery posted:I think for optimal DUKEing one would need to combine an outdated and vaguely (or overtly) racist opinion with a throwback attitude. Like, the volume/obliviousness of Al Bundy with the social attitude of Archie Bunker Something something, Polish people, or quadroons.
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Feb 20, 2019 07:54
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DUKE CANNON DOESN'T UNDERSTAND ALL THIS NEW TECHNOLOGY. DUKE CANNON PUSHES ONE BUTTON AND A HUNDRED WHO KNOWS WHATS APPEAR. THAT MUST BE HOW THAT TRANNY PORN APPEARED ON DUKE CANNON'S PHONE.
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Idgi Did she recently say that AIDS was a plague god sent to punish sinners or something?
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I'm guessing some groups of gays take offense to being called "the gays" or something like that.
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Feb 21, 2019 04:25
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Yeah it's one of those things that if tweeted from their personal Twitter it'd make sense and clearly be a joke from the inside, but it comes off completely different from a Brand®
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umalt posted:Idgi It's a joke trying to play off as an insider thing, someone who is gay making a crack about themselves and the community, but it reads horribly coming from a corporate twitter account and not someone's personal one. it's also a tired and weirdly stereotypical joke, 'gays are rabid pop musician fans', so it comes off extra poorly even if there are a lot of gay folks who self-identify as that and would openly post something like that
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Feb 21, 2019 10:30
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Does this mean the suicidal corporate brand post was really a cry for help?
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RandomPauI posted:Does this mean the suicidal corporate brand post was really a cry for help? assume everything posted online is
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I read this as a Netflix chatbot talking to itself. I don't really do twitter.
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https://melmagazine.com/en-us/story/the-27-year-old-guy-who-tweets-for-steak-umm-is-millennial-angst-personified on the subject of brand twitters
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Related https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C26Zu8zNvqM
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umalt posted:Idgi I only know that one song of hers but I'm pretty sure she's cool so no
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DUKE CANNON ONLY USES TWEEZERS WHEN HE FINDS AN INGROWN HAIR ON HIS TAINT. WHAT? DUKE CANNON IS EQUAL IN RELATIONSHIPS. IF HE EXPECTS THE LADIES TO BE CLEAN SHAVEN, THEN DUKE CANNON WILL ALSO BE CLEAN SHAVEN. FAIR IS FAIR. DUKE CANNON IS A MODERN MAN.
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flatluigi posted:https://melmagazine.com/en-us/story/the-27-year-old-guy-who-tweets-for-steak-umm-is-millennial-angst-personified beef mormonism
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Feb 25, 2019 05:17
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Missed it by that much.
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DUKE CANNON DOESN'T UNDERSTAND MODERN ADVERTISING. IN HIS DAY THE COLOURED FELLA WOULD SING AND DO A LITTLE DANCE WHILE THE BROAD POSED ALL SEXY LIKE IN A BIKINI. THAT'LL SELL SOME SHOES.
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Besesoth posted:Missed it by that much. First thing I thought of, too  (plus the fact that the woman's bangs resemble 99's cracked me up even more)
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 Do not follow any links out of this Twitter thread for your own sanity! https://twitter.com/THQNordic/status/1100456177031356416?s=19 THQ Nordic posted:We're doing an 8chan AMA and we have no idea why. Come join us! No, thanks, I’ll pass.
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In the time it took them to write that tweet they could have looked for information, but  Too difficult to open up Wikipedia and see “child pornography” under “controversies” I guess. And if that was somehow not persuasive enough, well, they have 5 more paragraphs under that section. Mierenneuker has a new favorite as of 20:23 on Feb 26, 2019 |
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Feb 26, 2019 20:20
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Mierenneuker posted:In the time it took them to write that tweet they could have looked for information, but From the schaden thread, that person is a regular on 8chan. U-DO Burger posted:lol and it was definitely not an accident
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I can't keep my chud communities straight, is 8cham the one where it's a bannaboe offense to admit youbuave real friends and see them in real life?
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"no publicity is bad publicity" I say as I yolo into an AMA on a nazi child porn site
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Acute Grill posted:I can't keep my chud communities straight, is 8cham the one where it's a bannaboe offense to admit youbuave real friends and see them in real life? 8chan is is where the hardcore gamergaters got banished too because they were too toxic for 4chan. It's where the child porn got migrated to shortly after as 4chan had to stop with that to keep running.
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Voat is Reddit’s 8chan.
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Tired Moritz posted:Why not just reddit? Dude was already an 8channer. This was all about being an edgelord.
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Acute Grill posted:I can't keep my chud communities straight, is 8cham the one where it's a bannaboe offense to admit youbuave real friends and see them in real life? Something Awful is, well, awful 4Chan was founded by people who got thrown off SA. 8Chan was founded by people who got thrown off 4Chan. By this point you have selected for the absolute worst of humanity.
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