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mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Please god let this never get leaked out. No one needs to see this.

Counterpoint: No.

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Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica
lmao get hosed kraft you massive piece of poo poo

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


you're worth billions and you go to an 80 dollar per hour rub and tub joint? jfc bob.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

“Can I call you sweet Myra while you touch my flaccid penis?”

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica
#patriotsway

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



lmao

cosmic gumbo
Mar 26, 2005

IMA
  1. GRIP
  2. N
  3. SIP

Cavauro posted:

Well, I fool around sometimes. I do. When a girl seduces me and tells me all of these hot stories and dirty things and tells me how much she wants to suck on me and takes my shoes off and licks my feet and touches me. When I'm in a limousine, she takes all of her clothes. The limo driver said, what is going on? And she started sucking me on the way to Mr. Mill's house. And I thank her. I thank her for making me feel good.

Sir the question was is this your handwriting

Craig K
Nov 10, 2016

puck

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



https://twitter.com/SchmitzMedia/status/1098988325006921728

Probably some kind of deflation fetish.

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Please god let this never get leaked out. No one needs to see this.

speak for yourself

Craig K
Nov 10, 2016

puck

Groovelord Neato posted:

you're worth billions and you go to an 80 dollar per hour rub and tub joint? jfc bob.

youre name has been changed in the discord and if you mess with it i have five more ready to go

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Groovelord Neato posted:

you're worth billions and you go to an 80 dollar per hour rub and tub joint? jfc bob.
This is the best part.

https://twitter.com/DeFede/status/1098988684991479811

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

lol he got busted for a rub and tug

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



This loving owns, maybe make a thread for it?

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


Craig K posted:

youre name has been changed in the discord and if you mess with it i have five more ready to go

it better be good the last one was inferior.

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

Cavauro posted:

Well, I fool around sometimes. I do. When a girl seduces me and tells me all of these hot stories and dirty things and tells me how much she wants to suck on me and takes my shoes off and licks my feet and touches me. When I'm in a limousine, she takes all of her clothes. The limo driver said, what is going on? And she started sucking me on the way to Mr. Mill's house. And I thank her. I thank her for making me feel good.

Lmao

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
The Patriots are never ever boring.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/BillSimmons/status/1098989471205273600

:yeshaha:

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
Only fair that the patriots are disbanded over this.

Craig K
Nov 10, 2016

puck

Groovelord Neato posted:

it better be good the last one was inferior.

much like youre posting

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Just sitting here watching the likes fly up

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

drat, I guess don't get into sex work unless you like old men. There's like 2 guys on that list born after 1980.

e: there's a 1934 there.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


rub a dub dub six rings and a tug.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
https://twitter.com/yagottagotomo/status/1098990658172407814

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
https://twitter.com/CNNRGLDN/status/1098989356688306178?s=19

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
lol this is by far the best scandal ever and it's only existed for 15 minutes

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Kalli posted:

This loving owns, maybe make a thread for it?

ok https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3882851

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.
There's a "Kraft goes to Jupiter to get more..." joke here but I'm struggling to figure out what sex term rhymes with stupider...

Craig K
Nov 10, 2016

puck
the patriots special, where you deflate your balls while watching a tape of another couple loving without their consent

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
As a billionaire why go to a seedy happy ending massage parlor instead of hiring 5k a night escorts to come to your mansion?

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Cavauro posted:

Well, I fool around sometimes. I do. When a girl seduces me and tells me all of these hot stories and dirty things and tells me how much she wants to suck on me and takes my shoes off and licks my feet and touches me. When I'm in a limousine, she takes all of her clothes. The limo driver said, what is going on? And she started sucking me on the way to Mr. Mill's house. And I thank her. I thank her for making me feel good.

sir, the question was, are these your deflated footballs

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


Shimrra Jamaane posted:

As a billionaire why go to a seedy happy ending massage parlor instead of hiring 5k a night escorts to come to your mansion?

the rich are very stupid.

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




Grittybeard posted:

drat, I guess don't get into sex work unless you like old men. There's like 2 guys on that list born after 1980.

e: there's a 1934 there.

There's one guy older than Kraft

Hamhandler
Aug 9, 2008

[I want to] shit in your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your real mother across the face [laughter]. Fuck you, you're still a rookie. I'll kill you.

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

As a billionaire why go to a seedy happy ending massage parlor instead of hiring 5k a night escorts to come to your mansion?

There's like a zero percent chance he will suffer any meaningful consequences for anything he could do in his life so I guess if he wants to get cranked off in a seedy massage parlor why not variety is the spice of life.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

As a billionaire why go to a seedy happy ending massage parlor instead of hiring 5k a night escorts to come to your mansion?

Isn’t that basically what Ricki is

Teddybear
May 16, 2009

Look! A teddybear doll!
It's soooo cute!


Shimrra Jamaane posted:

As a billionaire why go to a seedy happy ending massage parlor instead of hiring 5k a night escorts to come to your mansion?

Billionaires are profoundly weird and dysfunctional people, each and every one.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

As a billionaire why go to a seedy happy ending massage parlor instead of hiring 5k a night escorts to come to your mansion?

I have a uh...concerning theory.

A dog and his man
Jan 24, 2019

by R. Guyovich
LOL!

@JasonLaCanfora: RT @CBSThisMorning: #BREAKING: New England @Patriots owner Robert Kraft will be charged in a prostitution bust in Jupiter, Florida, accordin...

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Grittybeard posted:

drat, I guess don't get into sex work unless you like old men. There's like 2 guys on that list born after 1980.

e: there's a 1934 there.
It's Palm Beach, Florida. That's probably an accurate cross-section of local male demographics.

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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

sharknado slashfic posted:

I have a uh...concerning theory.

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