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DumbWhiteGuy
Jul 4, 2007

You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me

seiferguy posted:

Patriots just gonna use this as ammo to believe they're the underdogs next year.

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Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
This story is gonna get much more hosed up I bet so get your jokes in now

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

Florida New England Man goes to..

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

seiferguy posted:

Patriots just gonna use this as ammo to believe they're the underdogs next year.

There has got to be a sex pun for this but I'll be damned if I can think of one.

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

Kalli posted:

The video sounded like they just had him entering the place, which would make sense.

They probably only keep the real video stuff in case they want to blackmail somebody.

the police said they had video of the actual sex acts

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal

CapnAndy posted:

The sheer cheapness of it is staggering to me; dude could afford $5000/night high end escorts (who, bonus, are probably not sex slaves!) every night for the rest of his life and literally never notice the expense and he's at a strip mall rub-and-tug instead?

I suppose it's very on-brand.

I mean, he even went to Florida for it too. Literally could have hopped on a private jet to Vegas where that sort of thing is legal!

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Lol for a couple years now the discussion in Boston Sports talk has been “man big changes are coming to the Holy Trinity at some point soon. OBVIOUSLY Kraft isn’t going anywhere but Brady and Belichick who knows how long they have left.”

Lol

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
I mean, the guy probably just wanted a massage.

Adun
Apr 15, 2001

Publicola
Fun Shoe

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

I mean, the guy probably just wanted a massage.

PLIABILITY

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

I mean, the guy probably just wanted a massage.

yeah on his wiener

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Hot Diggity! posted:

This story is gonna get much more hosed up I bet so get your jokes in now

That's the plan.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
This wasn’t a one off. This was Bob Kraft’s regular rub and tug near his Palm Beach, FL house.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
just so gross

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

Trump pardon incoming.

if these are state charges he can't

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
Rob and Tug

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Mr. Nice! posted:

This wasn’t a one off. This was Bob Kraft’s regular rub and tug near his Palm Beach, FL house.

But why? I mean why would he not just use like a Spitzer Diamond rated one who is not a sex slave?

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
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Toilet Rascal

GonadTheBallbarian posted:

if these are state charges he can't

Probably. I think sex trafficking is a federal crime but prostitution (even underaged) is still a state crime.

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

So he's not going to Federal prison with the cushy orange jumpsuits, he's going to state prison, with the crotchbiters?

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007
Just wanted his trophy polished.

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable
I'm so glad that absolutely nothing will come of this other than a fine and mystery donation of military grade weapons to the police department. God bless capitalism.

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?
It's crazy that an old white billionaire is also a sex pest

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

GonadTheBallbarian posted:

if these are state charges he can't

Doesn't keep him from trying.

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal

MazelTovCocktail posted:

But why? I mean why would he not just use like a Spitzer Diamond rated one who is not a sex slave?

To get kind of dark: Kraft might get off on the fact that these are powerless women. Hire a high priced Vegas stripper that does this for a living that's in charge of her body and he may not feel in power in the situation.

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

So he's not going to Federal prison with the cushy orange jumpsuits, he's going to state prison, with the crotchbiters?

so far he's only been charged with misdemeanors, unless there's more serious charges i wouldn't expect jail time

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

MazelTovCocktail posted:

But why? I mean why would he not just use like a Spitzer Diamond rated one who is not a sex slave?

He's probably done both.

Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

So he's not going to Federal prison with the cushy orange jumpsuits, he's going to state prison, with the crotchbiters?

He's an old white billionaire lmao

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.
Trump to buy the Pats

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

seiferguy posted:

To get kind of dark: Kraft might get off on the fact that these are powerless women. Hire a high priced Vegas stripper that does this for a living that's in charge of her body and he may not feel in power in the situation.

Or maybe it's like his routine, like some old people go to Country Kitchen every Friday.

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

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https://twitter.com/sportsrapport/status/1099005747940216833?s=19

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.


please let it be donny trump

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Please say Trump.

Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007

incredible

Fifty Three
Oct 29, 2007

seiferguy posted:

To get kind of dark: Kraft might get off on the fact that these are powerless women. Hire a high priced Vegas stripper that does this for a living that's in charge of her body and he may not feel in power in the situation.
Yeah, this was my thought too. :smith:

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Goodell was with him

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



There's like a whole bunch of billionaires who live in Palm Beach right?

So let's go with uhhhhh, David Koch.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
It’s gonna be Tiger Woods. Is he technically a bigger name?

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

CyberPingu posted:

Goodell was with him

just did a legit spittake

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
koupe tet boule kay

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?

seiferguy posted:

To get kind of dark: Kraft might get off on the fact that these are powerless women. Hire a high priced Vegas stripper that does this for a living that's in charge of her body and he may not feel in power in the situation.

This pretty much. It's like asking why Darren Sharper didn't just get laid all the time by being rich, famous and a good looking man instead of being an abhorrent serial rapist

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Jeff Bezo's dick has been in the news a lot, so maybe...

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Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
First: Kraft Macaroni and Jizz

Second:

https://twitter.com/notdred/status/1098995830680420352?s=19

Kraft is on film committing sexual assault so I wonder if the NFL will do anything it won't

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