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Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

It’s gonna be Tiger Woods. Is he technically a bigger name?

No one outside of NFL fans knows who Kraft is.

Tiger Woods transcends sports.

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seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
Yeah um... how do you get bigger than Kraft :stare:

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

Ehud posted:

please let it be donny trump

this would be great but I also think it’d be hilarious if it was somehow Obama


could be Arnold Schwarzenegger maybe

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Come on Sean Hannity...

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Seriously release all of the names dammit.

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
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Toilet Rascal

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

Come on Sean Hannity...

Doesn't Rush Limbaugh live in Flordia?

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

indigi posted:

this would be great but I also think it’d be hilarious if it was somehow Obama


could be Arnold Schwarzenegger maybe

Arnold still lives in CA IIRC

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?
Sorry but maximum hilarity is the President of the US leaving his weekend golf club to get $59 rub and tugs

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Seriously release all of the names dammit.

they literally released a printout of the names that included kraft, i don't think they'd be holding anyone else back unless for some reason they didn't have enough evidence, like they've got them on video entering but not on the sexcam

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Uhh, Michael Jordan lives in Palm Beach.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

evilweasel posted:

they literally released a printout of the names that included kraft, i don't think they'd be holding anyone else back unless for some reason they didn't have enough evidence, like they've got them on video entering but not on the sexcam

That was the list of that one parlor. Who knows it was even a compete list. Either way Apparently there are tons of other related parlors all over the East Coast being busted right now too.

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
https://twitter.com/MichaelDavSmith/status/1098991891172024320?s=19

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

Uhh, Michael Jordan lives in Palm Beach.

Oh god if it's Jordan, the amount of memes made with his cum face.

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
https://twitter.com/NFL_Memes/status/1099005886461366272

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

SirPablo posted:

I appreciate that a man who has more wealth than I would amass if I lived for 5,000 years got arrested for a $59 handjob.

The Pats never overpay for stars

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Tiger Woods lives in Jupiter Florida.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Why wouldn't the police have mentioned the bigger name in the press conference though

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

seiferguy posted:

Yeah um... how do you get bigger than Kraft :stare:

What if it was Kraft and Tom Brady and they kept eye contact with each other while getting beaten off

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable

what does jeff sessions have to do with this?

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Ehud posted:

Why wouldn't the police have mentioned the bigger name in the press conference though

Could there be federal charges against that person as well or something?

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Asproigerosis posted:

what does jeff sessions have to do with this?

It's a poo poo joke about how the refs whored themselves out for the Pats.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



https://twitter.com/mikefreemanNFL/status/1099008875926294528

Do you think he'll be able to donate the fine to the Myra Kraft foundation?

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Ehud posted:

Why wouldn't the police have mentioned the bigger name in the press conference though

Maybe theyre being investigated for something worse than solicitation.

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
https://twitter.com/WhitlockJason/status/1098991454699933696?s=19

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Bob Kraft, whore gaffed

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
I still haven't seen the charging documents and haven't looked at the statute, but if Kraft is being charged with even a first degree misdemeanor, he will probably be placed into some sort of deferred prosecution agreement. Every state attorney's office in Florida has a number of DPAs they can use with first time offenders. The rules of these programs are extremely flexible. Kraft's will likely require him to pay a large amount to some charity associated with trafficking women. The agreement itself is not a part of the court record, so we'll never see it. We'll just see that his charges got dropped after he completes whatever requirements are placed upon him by the state attorney.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Oh boy

https://twitter.com/MichaelAvenatti/status/1099010245513367552

DONT GIVE ME HOPE LIKE THIS

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
Beating the poo poo out of your wife/gf and handjob, equal crimes in the eyes of the NFL.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

:f5:

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008


Probably about those assault charges against him?

edit: Oh in context I'm guessing its about R Kelly?

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

hobbesmaster posted:

Probably about those assault charges against him?

Those were dismissed a few weeks ago and he announced that he was going to pursue action against Jacob Wohl. This would be for something different.

InsensitiveSeaBass
Apr 1, 2008

You're entering a realm which is unusual. Maybe it's magic, or contains some kind of monster... The second one. Prepare to enter The Scary Door.
Nap Ghost
Let's say it's Trump. Does he leave maralago with the full parade of secret service just to get a half hour handy in a Jupiter strip mall?

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

InsensitiveSeaBass posted:

Let's say it's Trump. Does he leave maralago with the full parade of secret service just to get a half hour handy in a Jupiter strip mall?

He could have the girls go to him.

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

He could have the girls go to him.

He probably has a whole parlor in the basement

solarjetman
Jan 27, 2001

Fun Shoe
Jerry Richardson had to sell the Panthers based on his employee harassment, right?

Drunk Canuck
Jan 9, 2010

Robots ruin all the fun of a good adventure.

it's 1:30,have they repossessed Gillette yet??

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

hobbesmaster posted:

Probably about those assault charges against him?

edit: Oh in context I'm guessing its about R Kelly?

https://twitter.com/TMZ/status/1099014152180379648

what took so long

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
Ah that's what Avenatti meant. :smith:

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.


It's the remix to ignition. Put R Kelly in prison, put my hands on her body but I didn't have permission

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Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

every pats fan that spent money supporting the team helped support human trafficking IMO

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