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Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


facialimpediment posted:

How the gently caress is 2019 still 2019ing

I didn't have this in the pool

Buckle the gently caress up.

https://twitter.com/ISteeleABC6/status/1099009732830998529

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facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Banner day for sex pests, apparently.

https://twitter.com/kathychaney/status/1099012126696448000?s=19


https://twitter.com/TheRickWilson/status/1099016940771729408?s=19

facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 19:49 on Feb 22, 2019

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Eej posted:

Sometimes you just want the filth that money can't buy
"So Porsche, tell me about your grades in high school?"
"KEEP GOING I'M ALMOST THERE!!!"

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy



:jackbud:

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

Casimir Radon posted:

"So Porsche, tell me about your grades in high school?"
"KEEP GOING I'M ALMOST THERE!!!"

"How many times have you dropped out of rehab?"
"OH GOD :flashfap:"

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

how close is mar a lago to there

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

how close is mar a lago to there

To Jupiter? Half hour drive.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

bc eric is due for a piece of scandal

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

i'm bustin...

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
If it's Limbaugh then it's definitely under age girls

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Hot Karl Marx posted:

If it's Limbaugh then it's definitely dead girls

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

LingcodKilla posted:

Robots. Robot tuggers and then robot assassins to kill the robot tuggers.

Tugging will protect you from the terrible secret of space.

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

how close is mar a lago to there

Jupiter is the town that gets nuked when the NK missile misses Mar A Lago in the 2020 commission report.

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


FrozenVent posted:

Jupiter is the town that gets nuked when the NK missile misses Mar A Lago in the 2020 commission report.

"Misses"

Johnny Five-Jaces
Jan 21, 2009



i thought the tape hadn't been released yet

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/JordanUhl/status/1098282958828593152?s=19

Little bitchboy Tucker Carlson loses his poo poo

Tax the rich into the ground and give us their former money so we can do it properly and force them to comply voluntarily



did a GIS on "evil irs" to find the above and ran across this too lol wtf:

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.
"waaah I don't wanna pay taxes"

"wait what do you mean I can't drive on the roads"

ZombieApostate
Mar 13, 2011
Sorry, I didn't read your post.

I'm too busy replying to what I wish you said

:allears:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eafRE74JGZ8

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING


It’s a parody thank Christ.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2019/02/11/is-criticizing-billionaires-new-wearing-blackface/

Nostalgia4Infinity fucked around with this message at 21:04 on Feb 22, 2019

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Today's lunch will be sexpesto.

https://twitter.com/MattHjourno/status/1099031142366208000?s=19

But speaking of lunch:

https://twitter.com/KFILE/status/1099027888022667264?s=19

Klobuchar also apparently is one of those bosses that likes to throw poo poo at people (binders, phones, etc) but she also had the best burn of staff I've heard in a while: "I would trade three of you for a bottle of water."

Eej
Jun 17, 2007

HEAVYARMS
Oh my god I just realized why Pokemon Go and Club Penguin gaming videos were deleted off YouTube in an attempt to deal with all the pedos. Pokemon Go uses Combat Power to rate the strength of your Pokemon. Someone at YouTube thought they would clean out all the pedos by running a script that takes down every video talking about CP.

The dystopian future is here and it is incredibly stupid

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
I'm still laughing at the billionaire getting arrested for a $60 handy

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones
R. Kelly 4 victims 10 counts of aggravated criminal sexual abuse. 3 were under 17.

gently caress this dude w a rusty e-tool

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Syrian Lannister posted:

R. Kelly 4 victims 10 counts of aggravated criminal sexual abuse. 3 were under 17.

gently caress this dude w a rusty e-tool
And that's just the stuff he's actually getting charged with. He's been doing creepy poo poo for 30 years.

Bored As Fuck
Jan 1, 2006
Fun Shoe

UP THE BUM NO BABY posted:

I'm still laughing at the billionaire getting arrested for a $60 handy

Wait that was the whole story? hahahahahha

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Syrian Lannister posted:

R. Kelly 4 victims 10 counts of aggravated criminal sexual abuse. 3 were under 17.

gently caress this dude w a rusty e-tool

If they didn’t want to get peed on they would have stept outa the way.









I thought this was all very old news stretching back to “The Boondocks” eviscerating him over a decade ago.

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010

Against All Tyrants

Ultra Carp

Eej posted:

Sometimes you just want the filth that money can't buy

well obviously he could buy it, it was $60.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!



man, how you gonna make a video about pissin on someone

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Apparently the police googled the name of the place and found reviews which lead them to look into it further:

https://ewscripps.brightspotcdn.com/74/98/64c708b942ac9a24ed0e40f57db0/hua-pc.pdf

Also apparently massage parlors usually throw their trash out in plastic grocery bags; now I know.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

WAR CRIME SYNDICAT posted:

No war but class war

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005


Trump go on pardon Chapo

Eej
Jun 17, 2007

HEAVYARMS

sharknado slashfic posted:

Apparently the police googled the name of the place and found reviews which lead them to look into it further:

https://ewscripps.brightspotcdn.com/74/98/64c708b942ac9a24ed0e40f57db0/hua-pc.pdf

Also apparently massage parlors usually throw their trash out in plastic grocery bags; now I know.

The website Rubmaps.com is a forum based website which allows

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
https://twitter.com/respectablelaw/status/1099050812377055233?s=21

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


sharknado slashfic posted:

Apparently the police googled the name of the place and found reviews which lead them to look into it further:

https://ewscripps.brightspotcdn.com/74/98/64c708b942ac9a24ed0e40f57db0/hua-pc.pdf

Also apparently massage parlors usually throw their trash out in plastic grocery bags; now I know.

quote:

After being at the business for over 7hrs, I only observed male clients enter and exit the business, despite the listing advertising "Facials" and other services for female clients

:thunk:

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Oh someone is definitely getting facials alright.

my kinda ape
Sep 15, 2008

Everything's gonna be A-OK
Oven Wrangler

If you experience an erection lasting longer than four hours please consult a doctor.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

lmfao holy poo poo piss rub maps dot com is real

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Finally, the Clintons will face justice!

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Slim Pickens posted:

Finally, the Clintons will face justice!

Bill Clinton would be on the list of old guys who pay for handjobs

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psydude
Apr 1, 2008

It's Elliot Weiner.

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