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Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

MikeCrotch posted:

Remember that Hillary's genius, unbeatable tactic was

1. Say trump isn't actually that rich
2. Say he isn't even a politician


H.P. Hovercraft posted:

3. say "and i'm not him"

4. Say this to crowds in states you already have in the bag, instead of bothering to visit key battlegrounds

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HobbitGrease
Jul 24, 2001

Young Orc

Filthy Hans posted:

4. Say this to crowds in states you already have in the bag, instead of bothering to visit key battlegrounds
5. Hiring the incredible tag team of John Podesta and Robby Mook

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless
Julie Bishop - Australia's foreign minister - went nuts because NZ elected a leftish woman.

She is retiring now but has spent all of the time since then being shat on and held back by a cavalcade of insanely stupid men. Not because of nearly starting a war with NZ, they're just power grubbing idiots who can't stand women even if those women are equally poo poo.

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

HobbitGrease posted:

5. Hiring the incredible tag team of John Podesta and Robby Mook

6. telling everyone to look at your website instead of being able to meaningfully speak about your own policies

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poiVqZJPVBo

Ayatollah Hermione
Apr 3, 2007

by Cyrano4747
hillary gave herself heat stroke on 9/11 instead of just going "hey I'm not feeling that great, i should lie down" thereby giving additional credence to the parkinsons conspiracy.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Ayatollah Hermione posted:

hillary gave herself heat stroke on 9/11 instead of just going "hey I'm not feeling that great, i should lie down" thereby giving additional credence to the parkinsons conspiracy.

she didn't get heat stroke, she just literally refused to drink water

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

The algorithm told them that the "blue wall" was safe so they told busses of canvassers to turn around from Wisconsin

Either that or they did it as some kind of 10 dimensional feint so Trump wouldn't campaign there

Even though he was already campaigning there

im on the net me boys
Feb 19, 2017

Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhjjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhjhhhhhhjhhhhhhhhhjjjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh cannabis

MikeCrotch posted:

she didn't get heat stroke, she just literally refused to drink water

not sure why gamers were so opposed to her then

Senju Kannon
Apr 9, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

im on the net me boys posted:

not sure why gamers were so opposed to her then

well presumably she bathes so that's the melee demographic against her already, and where the melee players go so goes codblops

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

jebediah ellis bush spending millions of dollars and getting like 1% of the primary vote and failing into oblivion

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Roosevelt posted:

jebediah ellis bush spending millions of dollars and getting like 1% of the primary vote and failing into oblivion

$160 million

3 delegates

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Ben Carson got 7 delegates

taqueso
Mar 8, 2004


:911:
:wookie: :thermidor: :wookie:
:dehumanize:

:pirate::hf::tinfoil:

WampaLord posted:

$160 million

3 delegates

And several priceless historical artifacts

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

A Handed Missus posted:

Ben Carson got 7 delegates

and a cabinet position

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016

MikeCrotch posted:

she didn't get heat stroke, she just literally refused to drink water

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B46oJlwqHWY

hale and hearty hillary, the picture of good health

Roosevelt posted:

john ellis bush spending millions of dollars and getting like 1% of the primary vote and failing into oblivion

:colbert:

Pepperoneedy
Apr 27, 2007

Rockin' it



taqueso posted:

And several priceless historical artifacts


Did the Jeb! guaca bowle ever end up existing in real life?

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Pepperoneedy posted:

Did the Jeb! guaca bowle ever end up existing in real life?

https://www.npr.org/2015/12/31/461518357/finally-revealed-jeb-bushs-secret-guacamole-recipe



Jeb! uses jalepenos instead of serranos

edit: forgot the !

Filthy Hans has issued a correction as of 02:07 on Feb 22, 2019

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010


And no salt or limes

Pepperoneedy posted:

Did the Jeb! guaca bowle ever end up existing in real life?

As merch? Yes, but I think it didn't even have Jeb! stamped into it (at first at least, they may have fixed that)

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

BraveUlysses posted:

6. telling everyone to look at your website instead of being able to meaningfully speak about your own policies

7. trotting out "real billionaires"

Senju Kannon
Apr 9, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
https://www.amazon.com/Official-Jeb-Bush-Guacamole-Molcajete/product-reviews/B014MG861M

amazon so i can't say how accurate the reviews or the listing is but if it is real then lmao at paying 75 bucks for a tiny plastic salsa bowl shaped like a molcajete. didn't trump make fun of him for it, too?

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
patriotic millionaires

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

Rudy Guliani spent $60 million in the 08 primary, mostly in Florida, and dropped out after finishing third in Florida

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

my bony fealty posted:

Rudy Guliani spent $60 million in the 08 primary, mostly in Florida, and dropped out after finishing third in Florida

Giuliani got comprehensively owned by, of all people, Joe Biden

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DteDRD6cbbM

30.5 Days
Nov 19, 2006

COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B46oJlwqHWY

hale and hearty hillary, the picture of good health


:colbert:

What the gently caress is that, is that just some cough drops she had in her mouth?

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

GalacticAcid posted:

patriotic millionaires

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016

30.5 Days posted:

What the gently caress is that, is that just some cough drops she had in her mouth?

proof that she's a reptilian, or whatever theory you want validated essentially

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

my bony fealty posted:

Rudy Guliani spent $60 million in the 08 primary, mostly in Florida, and dropped out after finishing third in Florida

in retrospect, i wonder if he spent a lot of that money at maralago or other trump related businesses

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

steve scalise had his fuckin' balls blown off lmao

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Taintrunner posted:

steve scalise had his fuckin' balls blown off lmao

hodgkinson revealed to be a huge fan of sniper elite

cool dance moves
Aug 27, 2018


Strom Thurmond pissed into a bucket so he wouldn't have to end his filibuster against Civil Rights

cool dance moves
Aug 27, 2018


Donna Brazile revealed the DNC was financially in debt to the Clintons from having to pay for Obama's army of lanyard consultants

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

cool dance moves posted:

Strom Thurmond pissed into a bucket so he wouldn't have to end his filibuster against Civil Rights

He was also pals with Diamond Joe Biden

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES

so good

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
Neil Degrasse Tyson got metoo'd with sexual harassment allegations and wrote the most Neil Degrasse Tyson response you can imagine.

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES

Animal-Mother posted:

Neil Degrasse Tyson got metoo'd with sexual harassment allegations and wrote the most Neil Degrasse Tyson response you can imagine.

was it this

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
lmao

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009


that guys career sure sputtered out. when even bill maher thinks you're a smug prick...

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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Spergin Morlock posted:

that guys career sure sputtered out. when even bill maher thinks you're a smug prick...

in like 9/10 cases that ought to be a badge of honor cause i cant imagine interacting with maher any other way than just bullshitting him to his face constantly

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