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lol
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# ? Feb 22, 2019 09:39 |
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# ? Jun 4, 2024 18:54 |
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# ? Feb 22, 2019 09:41 |
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Now more than ever, the world needs a “gently caress off, Moo Cow” option. Mods: end this madness, right this wrong!
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# ? Feb 22, 2019 12:25 |
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moo cow can stay, I just want the button
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# ? Feb 22, 2019 14:28 |
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5g, here i come!
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# ? Feb 22, 2019 15:49 |
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$26, unlimited data, text, minutes inc. tethering
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# ? Feb 22, 2019 16:22 |
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i like moo cow, but I like telling him to gently caress off even more
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# ? Feb 22, 2019 16:50 |
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Schadenboner posted:Now more than ever, the world needs a “gently caress off, Moo Cow” option.
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# ? Feb 22, 2019 19:27 |
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EIDE Van Hagar posted:i like moo cow, but I like telling him to gently caress off even more
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# ? Feb 22, 2019 19:31 |
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# ? Feb 22, 2019 20:50 |
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# ? Feb 22, 2019 21:32 |
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hm. remember when we said “ban space kimchi” a whole lot and she left and moose milkie felt bad after all the jokes
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# ? Feb 22, 2019 21:47 |
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mm was an alt of i forget who
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# ? Feb 22, 2019 22:01 |
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graph posted:mm was an alt of i forget who and that man, was ,,,, president beep
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# ? Feb 22, 2019 22:11 |
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Silver Alicorn posted:hm. remember when we said “ban space kimchi” a whole lot and she left yospos' legacy of cyber bullying is long and storied
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# ? Feb 22, 2019 23:25 |
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OldAlias posted:and that man, was ,,,, president beep eh, better than that time schadenboner or whoever thought i was stymie...
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# ? Feb 23, 2019 00:15 |
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President Beep posted:eh, better than that time schadenboner or whoever thought i was stymie... I thought Brother Stymie was HP’s alt?
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# ? Feb 23, 2019 00:18 |
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# ? Feb 23, 2019 00:20 |
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4g is my 5g alt* *where available
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# ? Feb 23, 2019 00:27 |
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Excuse me but I think you guys are forgetting a little thing called WiMAX? Schadenboner fucked around with this message at 00:34 on Feb 23, 2019 |
# ? Feb 23, 2019 00:31 |
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EIDE Van Hagar posted:i like moo cow, but I like telling him to gently caress off even more
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# ? Feb 23, 2019 01:26 |
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part one of my very important mwc report 5g saves lives i’m in hall five section g, coincidence? i think not. everyone is welcome to hit me up, just walk around and shout „yospos” and i’ll fish you out of the crowd.
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# ? Feb 25, 2019 11:53 |
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mo g's mo problem's
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# ? Feb 25, 2019 12:28 |
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A miserable pile of packets
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# ? Feb 25, 2019 13:49 |
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i’ve got bad news
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# ? Feb 25, 2019 17:21 |
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i wonder how much thought was put into that particular tag line it seems like maybe they didn't quite consider what they were saying there
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# ? Feb 25, 2019 17:23 |
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i choose to believe it went through a lengthy corporate approval process and at each step a bunch of yes man pushed it through because it was the ceo’s idea
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# ? Feb 25, 2019 17:25 |
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Endless Mike posted:i won't be satisfied until there's a p nice 69 g's nice
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# ? Feb 25, 2019 17:28 |
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Anne Frank Funk posted:i’ve got bad news ddees was right
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# ? Feb 25, 2019 17:28 |
who's this guy? (the programmer) link him in
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# ? Feb 25, 2019 17:33 |
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the best part about 5g is the insight into international trade and politics. as noted above, there are “5g ambulances”. in China there was the first “5g train station” (which i think makes sense if it means they have 5g service throughout the route. sometimes subways in particular have no data). there have also been “5g surgeries” where a doctor does remote surgery through robotics, but for some reason eschews wi-fi and uses 5g? it all seems like awkward marketing. the next factor is how the US uses it’s power to benefit its own tech sector and damage China’s. the US was exposed as specifically using telecommunications infrastructure to broadly spy on other nations. they were caught red handed spying on their own citizens in the same way, and have damaged international relations by unapologetically spying on their own allies. after all this, they warn other nations to not use Huawei over spying concerns, despite any evidence. it would be funny if it wasn’t for the fact it’s been slightly effective. thankfully though, britain and germany just implied they may not ban Huawei. every country has a city they’ve dubbed “silicon valley of [insert region here]”, of the netherlands, of east europe, of the north and so on. they can’t be seen as outdated by not having the latest tech. a handful of international companies compete to supply the infrastructure, with the US in particular threatening nations into banning the superior Chinese offering. Trump being criticized for saying “6g” is actually kind of funny. here we are asking wtf 5g is. 6g is only slightly more elusive and useless than 5g, and we all know it’s inevitably coming because this is how the tech sector maintains itself. neither tech will have any effect on 99.999% of consumer use cases, but if telecoms don’t adopt them they’ll be luddites who won’t have a good excuse for raising phone bills. Silver Alicorn posted:mo g's mo problem's i appreciate you
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# ? Feb 25, 2019 18:46 |
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wifi is way worse than even ye olde 4G (well, at some reasonable cat) though, so that makes sense
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# ? Feb 25, 2019 18:54 |
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Silver Alicorn posted:mo g's mo problem's well gently caress https://www.wi-fi.org/discover-wi-fi/wi-fi-certified-6
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# ? Feb 26, 2019 01:41 |
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Anne Frank Funk posted:part one of my very important mwc report also missed this earlier, looks like they are going all in with 5g even though there doesn't seem to be much demand over 4g
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# ? Feb 27, 2019 09:12 |
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hopefully at some point, they'll switch to 4n3w or some other acronym rather than just adding another g
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# ? Feb 27, 2019 15:40 |
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quote:China Mobile's 5G booth at an exhibit in Guangzhou, capital of South China's Guangdong Province in November 2017 Photo: VCG
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# ? Mar 3, 2019 01:27 |
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*in an italian voice* what da gently caress is a five jeese louis its hot in here ma
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# ? Mar 3, 2019 01:42 |
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Anne Frank Funk posted:5g, here i come! do you go to mwca per chance? i'll probably go again this year anyways i think the actual big thing for "5g" is that connections should be much more reliable. the changes on the network side with femto cells everywhere and massive mimo will make it harder to overload networks. on the handset side carrier aggregation should make current bandwidth more reliable and allow better connections when in motion (hence the "5g ambulances" and "5g autonomous cars" things despite cars and ambulances being able to send telemetry since the 90s). the funny thing is that this is all still LTE, hence AT&T's marketing for their EPC/5GC setup hobbesmaster fucked around with this message at 02:27 on Mar 3, 2019 |
# ? Mar 3, 2019 02:23 |
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so not fundamentally different to lte, but we’ve improved things, and need a marketing term
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# ? Mar 3, 2019 06:28 |
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# ? Jun 4, 2024 18:54 |
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iphone 5g
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# ? Mar 3, 2019 06:28 |