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bring back old gbs: Feb 28, 2007; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

guy builds intricate maze house for his hamster and hamster goes ham in his new house

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgjVBjKf4VE

like he builds it a weight room with lil cardboard dumbells and a spring mounted punching dummy and a smartphone mounted behind a wall acting as the TV, etc.

EDIT: i should have known but theres a whole youtube community of people who build intricate hamster maze houses

bring back old gbs fucked around with this message at 15:43 on Feb 22, 2019

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Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

Snowy posted:

I should have taken these but I was walking and seven plaster statues is a bit much

At least someone put them in the right place

i was going to an informal birthday party once without a present but i found a ~1' tall virgin mary figurine next to a dumpster on the way. hello present!

a real hail mary :mmmhmm:

# ? Feb 22, 2019 16:40

RFC2324: Jun 7, 2012; http 418

Krankenstyle posted:

i was going to an informal birthday party once without a present but i found a ~1' tall virgin mary figurine next to a dumpster on the way. hello present!

a real hail mary

I hope you did thank her. I'm not even christian but that was a clear blessing.

# ? Feb 22, 2019 20:30

bring back old gbs: Feb 28, 2007; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Jerry Cotton posted:

Some guys rescue a hypothermic dog paddling in a hole in the ice and take it to a vet.

It's not a dog tho.

quote:

the wolf had low blood pressure when it arrived at the veterinarian's office, which may have explained its docile nature after the men carried it to their car to warm it up.

"He was calm, slept on my legs. When I wanted to stretch them, he raised his head for a moment," he added.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-47330924

lol poo poo

# ? Feb 22, 2019 20:46

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

RFC2324 posted:

I hope you did thank her. I'm not even christian but that was a clear blessing.

gave her a kiss on the cheek after i washed her in the bathroom sink

# ? Feb 22, 2019 22:38

BOOTY-ADE: Aug 30, 2006; BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Oscar Wild posted:

https://twitter.com/mckenziebrelyn/status/577578022355623936?s=19

A truly symbiotic relationship - onions make him cry, his tears water the onions, the circle is complete

bring back old gbs posted:

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-47330924

lol poo poo

I choose to believe that this is how the ancient bond between man & dog was created

# ? Feb 22, 2019 23:41

TontoCorazon: Aug 18, 2007

BOOTY-ADE posted:

I choose to believe that this is how the ancient bond between man & dog was created

With a visit to the vet?

# ? Feb 22, 2019 23:48

jobson groeth: May 17, 2018; by FactsAreUseless

I've been sealed in, don't send help.

# ? Feb 23, 2019 00:32

Darth Continent: Dec 13, 2004; I sense a
disturbance
in my bowels...

TFW you blew a seal.

# ? Feb 23, 2019 00:41

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Darth Continent posted:

TFW you blew a seal.

IT'S JUST ICE CREAM

# ? Feb 23, 2019 01:06

naem: May 29, 2011

https://youtu.be/c91sOpjun4s

# ? Feb 23, 2019 06:07

Last Chance: Dec 31, 2004

naem posted:

https://youtu.be/c91sOpjun4s

# ? Feb 23, 2019 06:11

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bring back old gbs posted:

guy builds intricate maze house for his hamster and hamster goes ham in his new house

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgjVBjKf4VE

like he builds it a weight room with lil cardboard dumbells and a spring mounted punching dummy and a smartphone mounted behind a wall acting as the TV, etc.

EDIT: i should have known but theres a whole youtube community of people who build intricate hamster maze houses

Not just hamsters either:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecYZvtRclZY

# ? Feb 23, 2019 06:23

Syncopated: Oct 21, 2010

bring back old gbs posted:

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-47330924

lol poo poo

this owns

# ? Feb 23, 2019 10:52

CheeseThief: Dec 28, 2012; Two wholesome boys to brighten your day

If it's all made of cardboard what's stopping the hamster from ruining the whole thing by gnawing on everything?

# ? Feb 23, 2019 12:03

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CheeseThief posted:

If it's all made of cardboard what's stopping the hamster from ruining the whole thing by gnawing on everything?

A high functioning brain

# ? Feb 23, 2019 12:31

bring back old gbs: Feb 28, 2007; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

CheeseThief posted:

If it's all made of cardboard what's stopping the hamster from ruining the whole thing by gnawing on everything?

readily available sand, and food, and stuff to crawl in and explore, gnawing is probably a sign ur hamy boi is under stimulated

# ? Feb 23, 2019 15:53

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Jerry Cotton posted:

Some guys rescue a hypothermic dog paddling in a hole in the ice and take it to a vet.

It's not a dog tho.

It is now!

# ? Feb 23, 2019 18:44

Oscar Wild: Apr 11, 2006; It's good to be a G

Jerry Cotton posted:

Some guys rescue a hypothermic dog paddling in a hole in the ice and take it to a vet.

It's not a dog tho.

~~bad~~ good wolf

# ? Feb 23, 2019 18:51

Screaming Idiot: Nov 26, 2007; JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

bring back old gbs posted:

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-47330924

lol poo poo

Imagine things from this wolf's point of view. You're out doing Wolf Things, and then you misstep. You fall, you hit water. It's cold and wet and you're about to give up, about to freeze and/or drown.

And then these strange tall two-legs go to a lot of effort to fish you out of the water. Normally you'd run from these creatures, or even bite if you had no other choice. But you're cold, you're tired, and they're being... nice. They're warming you up, petting you, making strange comforting sounds. They take you to a bright, white place where you get poked and prodded, and then they feed you this strange dry, crunchy food that, while not as tasty as fresh prey, is better than what you've been making do lately, which is pretty much nothing. You're warm and fed and you feel like a pup again. It's scary, but it's also pretty comfortable.

When they release that wolf, he's going to write Communion.

# ? Feb 23, 2019 19:35

naem: May 29, 2011

Screaming Idiot posted:

Imagine things from this wolf's point of view. You're out doing Wolf Things, and then you misstep. You fall, you hit water. It's cold and wet and you're about to give up, about to freeze and/or drown.

And then these strange tall two-legs go to a lot of effort to fish you out of the water. Normally you'd run from these creatures, or even bite if you had no other choice. But you're cold, you're tired, and they're being... nice. They're warming you up, petting you, making strange comforting sounds. They take you to a bright, white place where you get poked and prodded, and then they feed you this strange dry, crunchy food that, while not as tasty as fresh prey, is better than what you've been making do lately, which is pretty much nothing. You're warm and fed and you feel like a pup again. It's scary, but it's also pretty comfortable.

When they release that wolf, he's going to write Communion.

it�s like an alien abduction story

# ? Feb 23, 2019 19:38

Screaming Idiot: Nov 26, 2007; JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

naem posted:

it�s like an alien abduction story

# ? Feb 23, 2019 19:41

BOOTY-ADE: Aug 30, 2006; BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

# ? Feb 23, 2019 22:17

jobson groeth: May 17, 2018; by FactsAreUseless

BOOTY-ADE posted:

So graceful

# ? Feb 23, 2019 22:41

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BOOTY-ADE posted:

Username/post combo!

# ? Feb 23, 2019 23:14

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bring back old gbs posted:

readily available sand, and food, and stuff to crawl in and explore, gnawing is probably a sign ur hamy boi is under stimulated

the same is true of people

# ? Feb 24, 2019 01:45

jemand: Sep 19, 2018

bring back old gbs posted:

guy builds intricate maze house for his hamster and hamster goes ham in his new house

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgjVBjKf4VE

like he builds it a weight room with lil cardboard dumbells and a spring mounted punching dummy and a smartphone mounted behind a wall acting as the TV, etc.

EDIT: i should have known but theres a whole youtube community of people who build intricate hamster maze houses

This video made me so happy. :blessed:

# ? Feb 24, 2019 02:22

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# ? Feb 24, 2019 06:15

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# ? Feb 24, 2019 09:23

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Snowy posted:

I should have taken these but I was walking and seven plaster statues is a bit much

At least someone put them in the right place

# ? Feb 24, 2019 09:50

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