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Farecoal: There he go

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# ? Feb 20, 2019 22:45

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# ? May 28, 2024 18:08

Dungeon Ecology

classical guitar hero

# ? Feb 21, 2019 00:18

glowing-fish: Keep grinding,
I hope you level up!

Dungeon Ecology posted:

Advanced Algebreakups: Replotting Your Trajectory in a Post-Karen Environment (4th Ed.)

# ? Feb 21, 2019 06:27

glowing-fish: Keep grinding,
I hope you level up!

FactsAreUseless posted:

A simplified version of English spoken only by doves

A person who doesn't believe anything these doves say.
"This is what it sounds like, when doves lie!"

# ? Feb 21, 2019 06:28

glowing-fish: Keep grinding,
I hope you level up!

Hey, you know when you don't have a pipe available, you can make a little mini weed pipe out of a soda can?
Well, you can't do that with a diet soda can, do you know why?

No Carbs

# ? Feb 21, 2019 06:31

got any sevens: by Cyrano4747

Kontradaz posted:

dating someone only because they're really good at puzzle videogames and you have many in your backlog.

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# ? Feb 21, 2019 09:46

ShinyBirdTeeth: sparkle sparkle sparkle

got any sevens posted:

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Recommended for you because you're dating Ken

# ? Feb 21, 2019 13:53

Jolo: ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it

Dungeon Ecology posted:

Advanced Algebreakups: Replotting Your Trajectory in a Post-Karen Environment (4th Ed.)

https://twitter.com/PerfectCell8948/status/1096210297575129089

~~~ byob summer 2020 ~~~ sig responsibly ~~~ i hope you enjoy my sig ~~~ please dont kangaroo jack what you cant kangaroo give back. ~~~

# ? Feb 21, 2019 14:52

Jolo: ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it

New evidence suggests that Jimmy DIDN'T crack corn. This time, we care. We care a lot. (It's a dirty job but someone's gotta do it)

~~~ byob summer 2020 ~~~ sig responsibly ~~~ i hope you enjoy my sig ~~~ please dont kangaroo jack what you cant kangaroo give back. ~~~

# ? Feb 21, 2019 14:54

Manifisto

Jolo posted:

New evidence suggests that Jimmy DIDN'T crack corn. This time, we care. We care a lot. (It's a dirty job but someone's gotta do it)

she claims she "lost" an entire flock of sheep. they could be worth millions. should we believe her, or is this a scam by a little faux-weep?

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Feb 21, 2019 15:15

ghost emoji: oooOooOOOooh

Manifisto posted:

she claims she "lost" an entire flock of sheep. they could be worth millions. should we believe her, or is this a scam by a little faux-weep?

when someone like Jack Be Nimble falsely claims to have jumped over a candlestick, he hurts the countless people who genuinely DO jump over a candlestick

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# ? Feb 21, 2019 18:04

vanisher

Three local pigs leave their mothers house and beg local citizens for supplies to build unapproved structures on public land. City zoning compliance officer Timmothy Wolf has a few choice words for these lawbreakers.

# ? Feb 21, 2019 18:22

ShinyBirdTeeth: sparkle sparkle sparkle

People treat me like a criminal just because I have unusual beliefs and keep stealing things.

# ? Feb 22, 2019 00:48

vanisher

Mods please rename the thread to "sbt comedy stand up hour" because they are filling the thread with gems

# ? Feb 22, 2019 01:01

ShinyBirdTeeth: sparkle sparkle sparkle

vanisher posted:

Mods please rename the thread to "sbt comedy stand up hour" because they are filling the thread with gems

AWWW, you're way too sweet, Vanisher!

# ? Feb 22, 2019 01:43

Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

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# ? Feb 22, 2019 01:44

FactsAreUseless

People treat me like a criminal just because I have been careless with a delicate man.

# ? Feb 22, 2019 03:11

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Saying "right arm" instead of "right on", but kind of mumbly at the end

# ? Feb 22, 2019 04:19

xcheopis

opioid agonist posted:

Saying "right arm" instead of "right on"

Well, this brought back some memories.

# ? Feb 22, 2019 05:15

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Also "outta state" instead of outta sight

# ? Feb 22, 2019 05:45

got any sevens: by Cyrano4747

someone plays with their phone while taking a crap, then walks outside and sees the neighbor smoking on the sidewalk and reading facebook on their phone. person A asks "ew, do you let your kids play with that phone?"

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# ? Feb 22, 2019 05:59

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

got any sevens posted:

someone plays with their phone while taking a crap, then walks outside and sees the neighbor smoking on the sidewalk and reading facebook on their phone. person A asks "ew, do you let your kids play with that phone?"

nice

# ? Feb 22, 2019 06:05

FactsAreUseless

FactsAreUseless fucked around with this message at 09:49 on Jun 28, 2021

# ? Feb 22, 2019 07:14

tradjik

a spaceship was upside down in space and it turned around but it was still upside down because it's impossible to be the right way up in space and the spaceship cried electronic tears because it was a computer

# ? Feb 22, 2019 09:31

TheShrike: You mechs may have copper wiring to re-route your fear of pain, but I've got nerves of steel.