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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

I trust Schefter more than the Cops.

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Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

I trust Schefter more than the Cops.

Whoever was bigger than Kraft probably already paid them off.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
The state attorney office also doesn’t have all the information from police yet. The police would be who to ask.

Centrist Dad
Nov 13, 2007

When I see your posting
College Slice
What implications does this have for Columbia's Kraft Center for Jewish Student Life, I wonder.

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

Mr. Nice! posted:

The state attorney office also doesn’t have all the information from police yet. The police would be who to ask.

Wouldn't they? The police aren't going to start a huge investigation into human trafficking and start releasing names without being in contact or state attorneys being aware of it

Its Rinaldo fucked around with this message at 17:50 on Feb 23, 2019

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Its Rinaldo posted:

Wouldn't they? The police aren't going to start a huge investigation into human trafficking and start releasing names without being in contact with stage attorneys being aware of it

Unless the start attorney is one of the targets. :tinfoil:



They involve the attorney on the case and keep them informed. It doesn't mean the attorney knows every single name as it happens. The cops need to make identifications and get their ducks in a row first.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Still shocked that Kraft wasn’t given an early heads up that he was caught up in this and then some time to make a generous “donation” to the re-election fund of the DA and the fraternal order of police.

The system works?

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Still shocked that Kraft wasn’t given an early heads up that he was caught up in this and then some time to make a generous “donation” to the re-election fund of the DA and the fraternal order of police.

The system works?

Dolphins fans :v:

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




He's a brother of the same fraternity I joined, I wonder if the national HQ will be sending out an email about this.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Its Rinaldo posted:

Wouldn't they? The police aren't going to start a huge investigation into human trafficking and start releasing names without being in contact or state attorneys being aware of it

The police don’t notify prosecutors of every investigation unless they need a warrant or are presenting a probable cause affidavit.

State attorneys become involved at some point in an investigation, however they are responsible for the prosecution side of things. Police are the ones investigating the crimes. At this early of a stage, they’re the ones with all of the information, and even then it’s going to be scattered among a bunch of officers and not necessarily consolidated.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Prostitution is legal in a lot of places and Kraft has a private jet and the team plane at his disposal.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Elephanthead posted:

Prostitution is legal in a lot of places and Kraft has a private jet and the team plane at his disposal.

Yeah but this is around the corner from his house. He was a frequent customer. Why fly somewhere for a routine thing you can get on the way home from golfing?

Finger Prince
Jan 5, 2007


axeil posted:

gonna be hilarious when it turns out this lovely rub and tug was some secret billionaire meeting spot

Kraft: "screw you guys, I'm gonna make my own bildebuger group, with blackjack, and hookers!"

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Elephanthead posted:

Prostitution is legal in a lot of places and Kraft has a private jet and the team plane at his disposal.

yeah but can they guarantee him literal slaves for his abuse?

Adun
Apr 15, 2001

Publicola
Fun Shoe
Rub and tug joints seem like great networking opportunities tbh

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Adun posted:

Rub and tug joints seem like great networking opportunities tbh

Especially if you do the networking in a giant circle.

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel
I'd never really heard of this kind of thing before this scandal, so I've been laughing pretty hard for almost 24 hours.

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Silly Burrito posted:

Especially if you do the networking in a giant circle.

That's more for the fans

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling

AsInHowe posted:

I'd never really heard of this kind of thing before this scandal, so I've been laughing pretty hard for almost 24 hours.

You have never heard of a happy ending massage parlor?

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Adun posted:

Rub and tug joints seem like great networking opportunities tbh

Just stand outside the entrance handing out your resume

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel

SHOAH NUFF posted:

You have never heard of a happy ending massage parlor?

Nope. Maybe in passing, but not enough to actually register as a thing.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

sharknado slashfic posted:

Just stand outside the entrance handing out your resume

And by resume you mean your dick.

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable

Mr. Nice! posted:

Yeah but this is around the corner from his house. He was a frequent customer. Why fly somewhere for a routine thing you can get on the way home from golfing?

how was he a frequent customer if this place just opened last november? Or did I read something wrong along the way.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Asproigerosis posted:

how was he a frequent customer if this place just opened last november? Or did I read something wrong along the way.

He was there often enough that he represents two of the 26 current charges.

Traxis
Jul 2, 2006

Asproigerosis posted:

how was he a frequent customer if this place just opened last november? Or did I read something wrong along the way.

He went twice in five days

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Traxis posted:

He went twice in five days

And ate her out both times as he’s a generous soul.

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

And ate her out both times as he’s a generous soul.

this poo poo blows my fuckin mind

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

And ate her out both times as he’s a generous soul.

has anyone posted the clips from the charging document?

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

hobbesmaster posted:

has anyone posted the clips from the charging document?

Someone posted the probable cause affidavit earlier in the thread.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Traxis posted:

He went twice in five days

Maybe he's a sex addict.

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

Maybe he's a sex addict.

if that’s the case then he really is just a fuckin idiot and it’s more funny. that’s like a middle aged alcoholic handing a bum twenty bucks to go and buy him a 40

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.
Old rear end Robert Craft eating post menopausal box like the classy NFL he is. Chilvary ain't dead, cunnilingus on a grandma is just a gentleman billionaire's "thank you."

Rub

Maps

Dot

Com

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



I hope the Pats wear a rubmaps.com patch for next season like they did when Myra Kraft died.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Wait who first brought up rubmaps.com? Was it in the police report or did some Goon pretend like they just “found” it for the first time on Google.

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Wait who first brought up rubmaps.com? Was it in the police report or did some Goon pretend like they just “found” it for the first time on Google.

Its real, from the report:

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

fast cars loose anus posted:

Its real, from the report:



I wonder who at the Police gets to write up this stuff.

Neil Armbong
Jan 16, 2004

If anybody wants to see, there's a Donkey Kong kill screen coming up.
Pillbug

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Wait who first brought up rubmaps.com? Was it in the police report or did some Goon pretend like they just “found” it for the first time on Google.

In the other thread they were saying there was a GBS thread where someone signed up and shared the reviews.

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
My favorite part is "customers, seemingly all male, "

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

And ate her out both times as he’s a generous soul.

i dont see how hes the bad guy here with that fact

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ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

I wonder who at the Police gets to write up this stuff.

Probably not the ones who picked through jizz rags for receipts. They would sticky up all the keyboards.

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