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flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




That's a duck, Jerry.

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Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

RandomFerret posted:

That's a duck, Jerry.

I WANT YOU TO DUCK ME, JERRY!

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
Chuck's Duck and Luck

Formerly Rick's

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Ducks are just the naval branch of the Chicken Military Machine.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Samuringa posted:

Chuck's Duck and Luck

Formerly Rick's

Rick's duck and luck definitely doesn't have the same ring to it, I can see why they changed it.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

:hmmyes:

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Da Share My Wife z0ne

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Av/post skelepoop

Admiral Bosch
Apr 19, 2007
Who is Admiral Aken Bosch, and what is that old scoundrel up to?

Screaming Idiot posted:

Da Share My Wife z0ne

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Screaming Idiot posted:

Da Share My Wife z0ne

Excuse me?

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.


Da share zone friends had some wife cheating amongst themselves and it exploded. The feed is now a transparent "buy our poo poo" cashout with no content feed.

It's sad but its effectively dead.

Goons caused it by making a thread and our liking a thing angered the gods and killed the thing.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Drew's wife left him for one of the other dudes that shared the Share Z0ne account, so he booted them off and took full control of the account. That's why it's nothing but merchandise shilling and inauthentic neoliberalism now.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
I'm kinda sad about that, Drew doesn't deserve that :smith:

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Ah, right :( gently caress you for explaining this to me I guess.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
It became a goon project and immediately fell apart because of fate

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011




That classic greaser punk haircut

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
I used to like to re-read Married to the sea, but they redesigned the website a while back that completely removed archives access. You still got a "Random" button, but poop on that.
Plus the button sucks and will repeat the same few over and over.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

bony tony posted:

It became a goon project and immediately fell apart because of fate

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Got the goon lifestyle

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Spanish Manlove posted:

I'm kinda sad about that, Drew doesn't deserve that :smith:

Nah, gently caress Drew. Selling t-shirts that bitch about capitalism takes a cognitive dissonance so great it can shred the fabric of reality. Not everything has to come with its own line of merchandise or lovely overcomplicated card game only the neckbeardiest of neckbeards will play.

How the gently caress could a guy mess up an idea as simple and pure as "post cool skeleton pictures with ironic captions" so goddamn badly?

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Screaming Idiot posted:

Nah, gently caress Drew. Selling t-shirts that bitch about capitalism takes a cognitive dissonance so great it can shred the fabric of reality. Not everything has to come with its own line of merchandise or lovely overcomplicated card game only the neckbeardiest of neckbeards will play.

How the gently caress could a guy mess up an idea as simple and pure as "post cool skeleton pictures with ironic captions" so goddamn badly?

dudes gotta eat, and if he needs to shill shirts in order to afford more Frostys then I can't hate

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Bors_comic.jpg

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Screaming Idiot posted:

Drew's wife left him for one of the other dudes that shared the Share Z0ne account, so he booted them off and took full control of the account. That's why it's nothing but merchandise shilling and inauthentic neoliberalism now.

...he's the Married To The Sea guy, right? drat, that sucks.

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn

Screaming Idiot posted:

Nah, gently caress Drew. Selling t-shirts that bitch about capitalism takes a cognitive dissonance so great it can shred the fabric of reality. Not everything has to come with its own line of merchandise or lovely overcomplicated card game only the neckbeardiest of neckbeards will play.

How the gently caress could a guy mess up an idea as simple and pure as "post cool skeleton pictures with ironic captions" so goddamn badly?

You sound mad

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar
being funny online isn't a job, they shouldn't make any money

the only twitter person i'm glad i gave money to is wolfpupy for drawing my avatar back when he was more funny

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
All communists are shirtless. That's why they lose all the fights.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
Dude already has dozens of other venues of merchandise and at least one fairly successful book. Like, cool, guy gotta eat, but maybe don't try to monetize every single thing you do online if you don't want people to make fun of you when it blows up in your face.

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

It's not even about trying to monetize. Or being mad at the monetizing anti capitalism

Its that:

Funny feed is now ad feed. So why would anyone read it?

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Da Share z0ne posted:

:hb:BOSS SUCKS... WORK SUCKS... MABY WHAT WE NEED IS A GUILOLOTINE!1:hb:

:hb:BUY THE DEVILS LEVEL CARDGAEM AND MY SHIRT'S:hb:

Da Share z0ne posted:

:hb:BOSS SUCKS... WORK SUCKS... MABY WHAT WE NEED IS A GUILOLOTINE!1:hb:

:hb:BUY THE DEVILS LEVEL CARDGAEM AND MY SHIRT'S:hb:

Da Share z0ne posted:

:hb:BOSS SUCKS... WORK SUCKS... MABY WHAT WE NEED IS A GUILOLOTINE!1:hb:

:hb:BUY THE DEVILS LEVEL CARDGAEM AND MY SHIRT'S:hb:

Da Share z0ne posted:

:hb:BOSS SUCKS... WORK SUCKS... MABY WHAT WE NEED IS A GUILOLOTINE!1:hb:

:hb:BUY THE DEVILS LEVEL CARDGAEM AND MY SHIRT'S:hb:

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Da Share z0ne posted:

:hb:i miss my wife's warm embrace:hb:

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

:discourse:

Your Computer
Oct 3, 2008




Grimey Drawer

Wheany
Mar 17, 2006

Spinyahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Doctor Rope

sequel_to_bors_comic.pcx

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS




MunchE
Sep 7, 2000

Bombadilillo posted:

It's not even about trying to monetize. Or being mad at the monetizing anti capitalism

Its that:

Funny feed is now ad feed. So why would anyone read it?

They make a "buy our shirt" tweet for every 5 random funny tweets, meanwhile this "meme" thread has 20 rando posts for every meme

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Buy my t shirt I haven't washed it tho.

Pingiivi
Mar 26, 2010

Straight into the iris!

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Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

Thanks, I hate it.

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