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Gokuweed420 posted:You have sad brains. 
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Feb 26, 2019 00:28
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Feb 26, 2019 01:08
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tactlessbastard posted:do tell The book has already been written.
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Feb 26, 2019 01:18
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Wow. I look forward to the Nazi influx. 
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Feb 26, 2019 01:21
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That synopsis repeatedly states that 4chan is responsible 
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Feb 26, 2019 01:23
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Somfin posted:Wow. I look forward to the Nazi influx. tactlessbastard posted:That synopsis repeatedly states that 4chan is responsible I haven't read it, but my understanding is that Something Awful's role in the book is mostly to give birth to 4chan.
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Feb 26, 2019 01:26
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If there's any goons just blowing money on dumb poo poo, I want a 50$ concentrate vape but I can't afford it  buy me cool poo poo instead of wasting it on people who won't appreciate it.E: or spend it on lowtax's spine, i keep forgetting that this site is owned by a dying gay cyborg.
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Feb 26, 2019 01:32
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Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:I haven't read it, but my understanding is that Something Awful's role in the book is mostly to give birth to 4chan. And history will rightly judge us for it.
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Feb 26, 2019 01:33
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Yeah but nobody goes back in time to kill Hitler's mom.
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Feb 26, 2019 01:33
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why kill anyone, i would go back in time and just remove hitler's mom's eggs. That way I'm not taking a life, and killing hitler.
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Feb 26, 2019 01:42
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Gokuweed420 posted:You have sad brains. You are what you eat, which is why I only cannibalize the happy.
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Feb 26, 2019 01:54
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Turtlicious posted:why kill anyone, i would go back in time and just remove hitler's mom's eggs. That way I'm not taking a life, and killing hitler. It wouldn't have helped though. Hitler isn't special. He's not a Great Man who did things no one else could have done. There are probably dozens of guys who could have taken control of the party to a similar outcome if Hitler wasn't there. Hitler probably isn't even the first Hitler. Time travellers killed off half a dozen guys who would have had Hitler's role before Hitler became Hitler. They didn't kill Hitler because he was actually the least harmful one so far. He wasted a lot of energy on mysticism nonsense that went nowhere. Yeah with him at the helm a lot of people were killed and tortured, but ultimately the Nazis lost and fascism was discredited for 50 years.
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Feb 26, 2019 02:06
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So... Something Awful prevented the rise of a different, less anime-focused hate board?
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Feb 26, 2019 02:09
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Obviously the solution is ensuring Germany wins WW1.
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Feb 26, 2019 02:09
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Turtlicious posted:why kill anyone, i would go back in time and just remove hitler's mom's eggs. That way I'm not taking a life, and killing hitler. But, what would you do after you ruined breakfast?
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Feb 26, 2019 02:11
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RagnarokAngel posted:Obviously the solution is ensuring Germany wins WW1. You don't want to know what French Hitler would have gotten up to. e: The UK being dissolved like Austria-Hungry would have been a net positive, though.
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Feb 26, 2019 02:14
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Pirate Radar posted:But, what would you do after you ruined breakfast? teach him how to paint
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Feb 26, 2019 02:18
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Wait, is this chucklefuck blaming us for this shitshow? I mean, in the sense that 4chan was created by a goon, I guess Something Awful is in some way responsible for Donald Trump, indirectly, after a lot of steps.
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Feb 26, 2019 03:07
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Well everyone's responsible for everything -- butterfly effect. Buy my book,
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Feb 26, 2019 03:18
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It was actually Slenderman and Shmorky that got together and decided to get Trump elected.
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Feb 26, 2019 03:52
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Why not kidnap baby Hitler and then give him a Jewish upbringing.
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Feb 26, 2019 04:17
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Baron von Eevl posted:It was actually Slenderman and Shmorky that got together and decided to get Trump elected. S + S = T! It all makes SENSE!
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Feb 26, 2019 04:18
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Arivia posted:S + S = T! It all makes SENSE! Now you're getting it! Next let me explain how there are actually no trees and mods knew.
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Feb 26, 2019 04:25
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Baron von Eevl posted:Now you're getting it! Next let me explain how there are actually no trees and mods knew. lol if you think mods exist
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Feb 26, 2019 04:38
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Moon Slayer posted:You don't want to know what French Hitler would have gotten up to. If the south had won California would be a republic now, and the southern states would be a backwater bastion of badly educated racist God botherers stewing in their poverty stricken... Oh.
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Feb 26, 2019 04:39
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Nosfereefer posted:My point still stands; David Cameron made sweet love to a dead pig. Heck Yes! Loam! posted:Savory love sir.
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Feb 26, 2019 04:56
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:Why not kidnap baby Hitler and then give him a Jewish upbringing. No, if we do that, he'll try to establish a Jewish homeland and commit horrible atrocities against whichever poor ethnicities happen to have been living there for the last few millenia.
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Feb 26, 2019 05:11
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:Why not kidnap baby Hitler and then give him a Jewish upbringing. edit, joke done better above.
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Feb 26, 2019 05:23
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Abugadu posted:No, if we do that, he'll try to establish a Jewish homeland and commit horrible atrocities against whichever poor ethnicities happen to have been living there for the last few millenia. See I was going to make a Boys From Brazil joke but this is much more to the point.
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Feb 26, 2019 05:24
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:Why not kidnap baby Hitler and then give him a Jewish upbringing. There's a sci-fi story about a time travelers club that does just that. The story unfolds with the club watching a film of a crappy borscht-belt comedian and the club members are cracking the gently caress up because the busboys and waiters are Hitler, Goering, Himmler, etc. The next film is a highschool football game with teenagers Alexander the Great, Julius Caesar, George S Patton and others of that ilk playing for the state championship. It was a pretty good story as I recall, but drat if I remember the title or author.
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Feb 26, 2019 05:41
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dee eight posted:There's a sci-fi story about a time travelers club that does just that. The story unfolds with the club watching a film of a crappy borscht-belt comedian and the club members are cracking the gently caress up because the busboys and waiters are Hitler, Goering, Himmler, etc. The next film is a highschool football game with teenagers Alexander the Great, Julius Caesar, George S Patton and others of that ilk playing for the state championship. It was a pretty good story as I recall, but drat if I remember the title or author. It’s “Rumfuddle” by Jack Vance.
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Feb 26, 2019 06:00
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Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:It’s “Rumfuddle” by Jack Vance. noice, thanks! e: there was another p good story featuring a teenage clone of Albert Einstein who was just tripping balls all the time and died because he was high af. dee eight has a new favorite as of 07:56 on Feb 26, 2019 |
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Feb 26, 2019 06:11
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The real reason Clone High got cancelled itt.
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Feb 26, 2019 06:23
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Pirate Radar posted:But, what would you do after you ruined breakfast? Go back further in time and prevent the Germans from ever learning about hot breakfast. ...wait...mother of god! The madmen, they've already done it!
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Feb 26, 2019 06:50
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Bertrand Hustle posted:Wait, is this chucklefuck blaming us for this shitshow? if goonswarm hadn't existed, vilerat would likely have never gotten a job with the CIA and would have survived benghazi, thus preventing part of the investigation into hillary and her emails, which means...
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Feb 26, 2019 06:57
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Ghost Leviathan posted:The real reason Clone High got cancelled itt. No one has yet said "Clone High sucked." But now they have.
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Feb 26, 2019 07:40
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phasmid posted:No one has yet said "Clone High sucked." Most people aren't willing to lie so baldly. *Holds up hands, eyes getting big and wet, lips trembling*
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Feb 26, 2019 08:32
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Squashing Machine posted:Pretty sure the Juul has just deepened my addiction to nicotine, would only ever smoke a cigarette or two a day as long as I wasn't drinking, but with Juul I easily go through a pod in 2-3 days. Being able to use it indoors and the fact that it has no discernible beginning or end just makes it too easy to continuously use without thinking. gently caress Juul
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DoubleNegative posted:Things said in the Pokemon Insurgence discord: Blaze Dragon posted:Okay, now I need to know what the AZ mod even is. Does it just make everyone into incredibly tall hobos? Bruceski posted:You're limited to using stereotypical Arizona pokemon. Cacturne, Sandslash, Braviary, Joe Arpaio... Kurieg posted:You'd think Joe Arpaio would be a better pokemon, but his learnset leaves something to be desired.
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