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£350 million for bottled water
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Feb 26, 2019 13:50
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Jose posted:since may refuses to ever alter her deal the whole thing is just going to end up postponed until july I thought the EU was only going to allow a delay if there was an election. But I'm probably well behind the latest news.
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prefect posted:I thought the EU was only going to allow a delay if there was an election. But I'm probably well behind the latest news. You don't know a god drat thing and neither does anyone else
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prefect posted:I thought the EU was only going to allow a delay if there was an election. But I'm probably well behind the latest news. They downgraded it to "credible assurance that a deal will be finalized before the end of the delay" a while back and I think the latest report is "look, just give us any pretense that you're not stalling for time and we'll let you stall until you're able sort out your food/medicine situation." The hardline stance is from before anyone realized that nobody in charge has any idea what they're doing and has no problem killing off any amount of poors to serve their own grift/racism. Zulily Zoetrope has issued a correction as of 14:14 on Feb 26, 2019 |
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Feb 26, 2019 14:11
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:They downgraded it to "credible assurance that a deal will be finalized before the end of the delay" a while back and I think the latest report is "look, just give us any pretense that you're not stalling for time and we'll let you stall until you're able sort out your food/medicine situation." I'm thinking Brexit will now last forever. Or pre-Brexit, whatever you call "the way things are right now".
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prefect posted:I'm thinking Brexit will now last forever. Or pre-Brexit, whatever you call "the way things are right now". Nah, that's just the way history works. Total constipation then diarrhea
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Feb 26, 2019 14:30
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Now I really wish I'd replied with "I think the word you're looking for is: poo poo". Lesson learned: 
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https://twitter.com/AP/status/1100380211793797120 Perfidious Albion! Two years blaring horns about Brexit, and now you're going to cancel at the last minute? Have you no shred of decency!
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Feb 26, 2019 15:59
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The last month had me starting to believe that May wasn't going to blink.
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Feb 26, 2019 16:22
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Ahahaha, I called it. Eternal Brexit of the lead soaked mind. This is never going to end, it will go on and on and on for the next ten thousand years
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Feb 26, 2019 16:24
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Brexit means Brexit means forever
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Feb 26, 2019 16:29
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTSCUYcp20A https://twitter.com/LindsaycFraser/status/1100389860869922816?s=19
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Feb 26, 2019 16:31
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Someone do the onion story about the boy taking over his fathers Afghanistan route but for MPs and brexit.
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Feb 26, 2019 16:35
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Compare the
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Addamere posted:https://twitter.com/AP/status/1100380211793797120 You know they're gonna vote the deal down you loving idiot!
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Feb 26, 2019 16:36
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OK, this seems to be the line up of votes coming up: The voting will continue until Brexit improves
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twoday posted:OK, this seems to be the line up of votes coming up: UK is definitely barreling towards the "???" outcome
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Feb 26, 2019 16:40
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twoday posted:OK, this seems to be the line up of votes coming up: shouldn’t the box labeled “???” be “Albion runs wile e coyote style off a cliff”
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Here's an in-depth article about that sequence of votes if anyone is confused: https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/feb/26/mays-deal-no-deal-or-brexit-delay-how-will-mps-vote
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Feb 26, 2019 16:47
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napoleon couldn't do it the kaiser couldn't do it hitler couldn't do it the soviet union couldn't do it in the end, the one who defeated britain......was britain itself
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twoday posted:
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HookedOnChthonics posted:Do UK soda machines not have a water lever or are you also revealing yourself as a TIG level out-of-touch bouj The machine usually just mixes syrup directly from a hooked up bag with carbonated water that is piped in so while the machine itself may be dirty really that only affects the ice. Fwiw I've never worked anywhere that didn't clean the nozzles at the end of the day but that probably varies.
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I thought it wasn't possible for a country to punch itself in the balls harder than America did with trump, but Albion is currently winning that contest handily
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The vultures are happy the carcass gets to stew for another few months
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The predictit for brexit by the end of march has halved; down to only 0.15 for yes. Clearly a lot of people think this is going to actually happen. Since this is May and 2019 the stupidest possible thing is going to happen but I'm not sure if thats no deal or a delay and then a no deal anyways?
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The stupidest and worst thing (which is what will probably happen) will be an extension, during which time both parties and May's cabinet will crumble and shear from defections like a meteor crashing through the atmosphere, followed by a no deal Brexit, and then a no confidence vote followed by an election with no clear winner, and a minority government that rules over the crater
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Londons going to end up with such a boring skyline. Honestly would it kill them to do the newer ones with neat shapes and patterns too. Maybe we can multi colour them or covered them in plants once the bottom falls out and it all becomes worthless.
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Feb 26, 2019 17:27
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Eternal BREXIT of the Thotless Mind.
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hobbesmaster posted:The predictit for brexit by the end of march has halved; down to only 0.15 for yes. Clearly a lot of people think this is going to actually happen. her plan is to delay until july and refuse to take part in the european elections at which point no deal becomes the absolute default with no way to delay and she won't change her deal at all to either get MPs to vote for it or for no deal she cares about nothing except passing her deal drat the consequences
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twoday posted:OK, this seems to be the line up of votes coming up: so the only real vote is the one on the 14th, no chance either of the other two pass
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no deal could pass I think? it seems stupid enough to happen
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You cannot grasp the true form of BREXIT
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hobbesmaster posted:no deal could pass I think? it seems stupid enough to happen extremely unlikely it'd get more than a hundred votes
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twoday posted:The stupidest and worst thing (which is what will probably happen) will be an extension, during which time both parties and May's cabinet will crumble and shear from defections like a meteor crashing through the atmosphere, followed by a no deal Brexit, and then a no confidence vote followed by an election with no clear winner, and a minority government that rules over the crater hail satan
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Jose posted:her plan is to delay until july and refuse to take part in the european elections at which point no deal becomes the absolute default with no way to delay and she won't change her deal at all to either get MPs to vote for it or for no deal what if the EU just extends the timeframe for two years
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Raskolnikov38 posted:what if the EU just extends the timeframe for two years the germans are already saying legally we'll have to take part in the elections lol
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You made the news!  https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1100445152513011714
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