Pirate Radar posted:

But, what would you do after you ruined breakfast?

Abugadu posted:

No, if we do that, he'll try to establish a Jewish homeland and commit horrible atrocities against whichever poor ethnicities happen to have been living there for the last few millenia.

Jedit posted:

The Germans already ruined breakfast. Cold sausage and cheese? It's the wurst kase scenario.

SLOSifl posted:

If I had a time machine I’d leave my mark by making up gross recipes for magazines and recipe cards. One idea I’ve been kicking around is to see how weird I can make jello. If I do it you’ll know.

edit: donald trump is president now? oops gently caress

Jedit posted:

The Germans already ruined breakfast. Cold sausage and cheese? It's the wurst kase scenario.

Phy posted:

How dare you write this post in the quotes thread.

Jedit posted:

The Germans already ruined breakfast. Cold sausage and cheese? It's the wurst kase scenario.

Jedit posted:

The Germans already ruined breakfast. Cold sausage and cheese? It's the wurst kase scenario.

1stGear posted:

IT HAS BEEN ZERO (0) HOURS SINCE GOONS ENGAGED IN A PUN CHAIN

sneakyfrog posted:

goddamn it now I want currywurst again

Jedit posted:

Have you seen the commemorative coin for the 50th anniversary of currywurst? It is a sight to behold.

Lone Goat posted:

thought this was a pun I didn't get but the truth is much more impressive

Jedit posted:

I showed that picture to a German friend and she said that it looked like two gigantic shits, so don't worry about being racist when you think exactly the same thing.

WatermelonGun posted:

It’s like that part in annihilation when the lady gives up and turns into flowers or whatever but i’m going to turn into a pile of dirty piss snow.

Karate Bastard posted:

Goons always pun chain nazis.

Dameius posted:

We keep putting pork in that dead horse like we trying to join a secret society.

Dadbod Apocalypse posted:

deported to Canada posted:

When I was about 12 on a rainy day I was riding my bike around a field protected by an electric fence. I had an accident and crashed into part of the fence and found myself trapped under the bike frame that was caught up in the wire of the fence.

Everything I touched gave me a shock and I couldnt get myself out. All I could was lay there and gently sob.

Kibayasu posted:

Well you have a computer so at least you've made yourself a decent life under there.

deported to Canada posted:

At least it stopped raining.

Icon Of Sin posted:

Lol no, just unlucky.

1) I was standing at the door of a building with a metal roof watching the rain blow sideways, then saw a bright blue flash and suddenly “why am I on the floor/why does my face hurt? ” is the dominant feeling. We think the lightning was running down the electrical wire into the ground (there’s a light switch right by the door, but no further connection heading down), when it took an arc into me and my dad. We’ve both got plates in us (he in his shoulder, me in my jaw), so we had thought that had something to do with it, but it was probably just a combo of proximity and being water bags full of electrolytes and some meat. Either way, we were both utterly floored and waited for a lull in the storm to spring back to the house. Didn’t even have time to register the boom before we were airborne, just a growing blue flash, then

2) sitting on a mountaintop (Table Rock, near Morganton, NC), and watching the clouds roll out of the valley in front of us, and we turned around to a storm cloud coming our way. Elevation is roughly a mile, so we were going to be dead-rear end in the middle of this angry cloud that snuck up on us. We tried to run the mile down the trail back to the parking lot, but got driven under an overhang near the summit. We had like 10ft of rock overhead, but the thunder kept getting louder/closer...until there was that bright flash again, this time with a feeling like a feather going up my back. I was sitting down on a rock, my one friend was kneeled down trying to get a little further under the overhand, and the 3rd of us was resigned to getting wet and standing near the edge enjoying the rain. The one standing had a slight burn on his foot, but we were otherwise unhurt (somehow). The guy who was kneeling had a panic attack, but that’s a perfectly normal response when the gods themselves decide “you know what? gently caress YOU.”

Long term, I think I picked up a spasm in my left hand (it used to shake sometimes and open up at random, but that’s subsided over the years), and a darker sense of humor (could also be attributed to working for a combat hospital when I was deployed)...but that’s it, so far. No superpowers, but I still have Zeus’ backhand firmly imprinted across my face 15 years later.

The MSJ posted:

The MSJ posted:

I like how he drags ET into this.

Ariong posted:

Now he’s BET.

ol yeller posted:

just once it would be cool to read a goon post about sex without mentioning that babies dont have teeth

Dameius posted:

We keep putting pork in that dead horse like we trying to join a secret society.

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Yep, the Catholic Church's third most senior cleric is currently sitting in a cell waiting to find out how many years he'll be serving in prison.

Samuringa posted:

2 or 3, I'd wager

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

Goddamn, even his jail sentence is gonna be under 18 years.

U.T. Raptor posted:

Can Of Worms posted:

The_White_Crane posted:

BENGHAZI 2 posted:

Suck my dick and play with my balls
Fa la la la la, la la I'm gay
Lick my dirty little rear end in a top hat
Fa la la la la, la la I'm gay
I have sex with my own father
Fa la la, la la, we are gay

value-brand cereal posted:

Something funny:

bEatmstrJ posted:

Now that you've all forgotten, I guess I can post these.

....

bring back old gbs posted:

Big Mad Drongo posted:

John Romero's about to make you slip.

Syd Midnight posted:

Cat Mattress posted:

Greetings from the early FPS games thread

SplitSoul posted:

Brawnfire posted:

Hell, they just opened a huge damask superstore near me, Damask's Us.

It's actually nice, sword of.

Sex Robot posted:

Just had my package of toy bitcoin's turn up empty. I'm not sure if they hosed it up or they're just a really accurate simulation of bitcoins.