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Oct 9, 2005


MonsterEnvy posted:

The Imperium is fascist. There is no questioning it, but it is portrayed as being utterly awful to the point of parody. You are not supposed to see it as a good thing.

The original basis of the Imperium (and thus the entire setting) is clearly post-death of Julius Caesar Rome. In other ways it's a pastiche with many other things (the Imperial Guard is fascist; but there is a lot of popular culture references to the dark ages/Middle Ages going on in the Imperium too, for example). But as the Gladiator line goes, "There was once a dream that was Rome" and most of the space marines, generally the unabashed heroes of the setting even when they are often fatally flawed, would like to restore it if they could. (This was "Rome" combined with some fashion of post-scarcity, different than a Republic).

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neaden
Nov 4, 2012

A changer of ways

Sodomy Hussein posted:

The original basis of the Imperium (and thus the entire setting) is clearly post-death of Julius Caesar Rome. In other ways it's a pastiche with many other things (the Imperial Guard is fascist; but there is a lot of popular culture references to the dark ages/Middle Ages going on in the Imperium too, for example). But as the Gladiator line goes, "There was once a dream that was Rome" and most of the space marines, generally the unabashed heroes of the setting even when they are often fatally flawed, would like to restore it if they could. (This was "Rome" combined with some fashion of post-scarcity, different than a Republic).

But the imperium was always bad. The Emperor is a bad person, if he even qualifies as a person. The age of strife was also terrible and what little we know about the Dark Age of Technology sounds pretty bad. There was never a glory day, never a dream. Just oppression and a strong man dictator who wanted to control the Galaxy.

Random Integer
Oct 7, 2010

I think you'll find 40k is a deeply serious setting.

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine
How do I get Marines to be on the AdMech's side? I know the Iron Hands and their descendants are big Cogheads but none of them seem like the "Let's garrison a world"-type chapters.

And I need them to be on the AdMech side because a theme I'm going for is the humanity vs. (augmented-/post-/trans-/non-)humanity thing, and where the AdMech (and Marines) are on that spectrum, especially w/r/t something like the Genestealer Cultists?

Name Change
Oct 9, 2005


neaden posted:

But the imperium was always bad. The Emperor is a bad person, if he even qualifies as a person. The age of strife was also terrible and what little we know about the Dark Age of Technology sounds pretty bad. There was never a glory day, never a dream. Just oppression and a strong man dictator who wanted to control the Galaxy.

I think there's a difference between the early work where the setting first got serious, wherein:

- We have references to a divided humanity that has somehow become scattered across the stars

- Standard template constructs are introduced that allow you to live in peace and plenty anywhere in the galaxy, and liberated worlds are given freedom from stand-ins for Vikings, Turks, and other invading hordes

- Eldar represent our lost and awe-inspiring antiquity

- Like our own history, it's now unclear precisely what happened beyond the basic facts, who is telling the truth, or if anyone knows the truth (see: various Roman emperors that we only know about from heavily-politicized accounts)

Nowadays the Warhammer setting is just one pants-on-head comical horribleness after another, and I think newcomers and long-time fans are both reacting negatively to this.

It turns out that the God-Emperor was an arrogant dumbass and several of his greatest champions were from day one violent psychopaths. OK. This part of the setting was never designed to be something we had to color in or that would be interesting as a drama; it's the legendarium basis for the actual story. It would be like taking A Song of Ice and Fire's Age of Heroes and applying the same setting beats from the actual story to that time period. Or making a movie about Melkor and Eru Illuvatar, where we have to discover Melkor's motivations and have inane side plots about his girlfriend.

The point is that it's a long way from the kind of stuff this imagery calls to mind:

Werix
Sep 13, 2012

#acolyte GM of 2013
Yeah, but we're dealing with the 40k lore in relation to its use for an RPG. Yes, Imperium is legitimately fascist. That also doesn't mean a GM can't run a game on whatever planet of the week they want where they use a genestealer cult as some sort of allegory of MAGA Chuds taking hold with that diminishing the evil of the Imperium.

The fun of the 40k setting and part of the commentary it has in common with Dredd is exploring the viewpoint that fascism often has of, "we need to be this way because the alternatives will be worse." In the 40k setting there are factions/species that: want to break you down into your organic parts to use you as food, torture you for multiple lifetimes, use you as a pawn to delay their demise, shoot you with green laser beams, football hooligan your whole species, cut off your head/bleed you dry/gently caress all your holes/give you space AIDS/mutate you. When that is what humanity faces daily, you get fascists being able to grab power.

Like have fun in your dumb grim dark setting.

Desfore
Jun 8, 2011

Confirmed at least one furry on the Smash team

Now I'm just imagining a dog in Commissar uniform.

habituallyred
Feb 6, 2015

Schadenboner posted:

How do I get Marines to be on the AdMech's side? I know the Iron Hands and their descendants are big Cogheads but none of them seem like the "Let's garrison a world"-type chapters.

And I need them to be on the AdMech side because a theme I'm going for is the humanity vs. (augmented-/post-/trans-/non-)humanity thing, and where the AdMech (and Marines) are on that spectrum, especially w/r/t something like the Genestealer Cultists?

How many marines do you need? You could probably get a marine or two for quality assurance. Up to you if this is a fancy way of saying that marines personally deal with faulty terminator suit producers. Or it could just be official justification for a Coghead who really wants to show off with a marine bodyguard.

Sharks Dont Sleep
Mar 4, 2009

In pairing luxury automobiles with large predatory felines we have achieved reality ahead of schedule.
Just have a group of Mentors chapter marines stationed there futzing* around with some AdMech toys unique to that craftworld.

*”Exploring tactical applications”

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

habituallyred posted:

Or it could just be official justification for a Coghead who really wants to show off with a marine bodyguard.

Ooh, like an honor guard from the Iron Hands?

wiegieman
Apr 22, 2010

Royalty is a continuous cutting motion


Just have the forge world be one of a chapter's bonded suppliers. Marines show up to protect their logistics.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Their last remaining supplier after [event] happened. They started off really wanting to keep them friendly for survival, but now there are so many personal relationships and favours of varying type and level involved that they're becoming a bit coggy themselves. Could even be recruiting from the planet's youths that are specially-kept/adjusted to grow into skitarii.

Rockopolis
Dec 21, 2012

I MAKE FUN OF QUEER STORYGAMES BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH MY LIFE THAN MAKE OTHER PEOPLE CRY

I can't understand these kinds of games, and not getting it bugs me almost as much as me being weird
The Marines are on loan from the Reclaimers chapter, here combing the wastes for archaeotech, and they have a strong relationship with the Adeptus Mechanicus and Ciaphas Cain HERO OF THE IMPERIUM

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

A contract signed by a minor is not binding!

Pharmaskittle posted:

Then prove it. Call Vulkan the n-word.

neoliberal? i thought the imperium was fascist?

Skellybones
May 31, 2011




Fun Shoe
Techmarine drags the whole company over to help the forge buddies who supply his favourite pattern of rocket bike.

susan
Jan 14, 2013

Schadenboner posted:

How do I get Marines to be on the AdMech's side? I know the Iron Hands and their descendants are big Cogheads but none of them seem like the "Let's garrison a world"-type chapters.

And I need them to be on the AdMech side because a theme I'm going for is the humanity vs. (augmented-/post-/trans-/non-)humanity thing, and where the AdMech (and Marines) are on that spectrum, especially w/r/t something like the Genestealer Cultists?

Don't see why the Marines couldn't have a Monastary on the planet, and/or use it as a Recruiting world. They will defend the poo poo out of their Recruiting worlds, it's one of the big reasons Planetary Governors let themselves be picked for the job.

susan
Jan 14, 2013
Friend wanted to play a Tau in W&G in a primarily non-Tau party, what are your thoughts on these homebrew stats:

quote:

TAU STATS:

Tau Race
0bp
No Ability Adjustments
Special Ability: Sept - Gain +Rank bonus to Fear checks when together with character(s) who shares the same <SEPT> keyword.

Fire Warrior
30bp
Tier 2
Minimums - Ballistic Skill 3, Agility 3, Tau
Special Ability: Markerlight Spotter - One per encounter, Characters with this ability may make a Markerlight Attack as a Simple Action
Special Ability: Bonding Knife Ritual -​ Characters with this ability gain +1 Resolve when not alone during a mission.
Wargear: Pulse Rifle OR Pulse Pistol, Markerlight, Fire Warrior Armor, 3 Photon Grenades
Keywords: T'au Empire, <SEPT>

Pathfinder
30bp
Tier 2
Minimums - Ballistic Skill 2, Agility 3, Stealth 2, Tau
Special Ability: Breaching Specialist - Characters with this ability gain +Rank bonus dice on all Explosive attacks made against structures and vehicles
Special Ability: Bonding Knife Ritual -​ Characters with this ability gain +1 Resolve when not alone during a mission.
Wargear: Pulse Carbine OR Pulse Pistol, Knife, Fire Warrior Armor, 3 Photon Grenades
Keywords: T'au Empire, <SEPT>

WARGEAR:
=Fire Warrior Armor, 4 Armor, Has Vox-Link and Preysense Goggles
=Pulse Carbine, 11+2ED, 0 Pen, 3 Salvo, 30m, Assault
=Pulse Pistol, 11+2ED, 0 Pen, 1 Salvo, 20m, Pistol
=Pulse Rifle, 11+2ED, 0 Pen, 2 Salvo, 50m, Rapid Fire (2)
=Markerlight, 60m, Heavy, ​This weapon does not inflict damage. Instead, each successful hit by a weapon with this trait grants +1d to all ranged attacks made by friendly characters within the fireteam for 1 round. This bonus may be granted multiple times if a target is hit with multiple weapons with this keyword.
=Photon Grenade, Sx4m Range, Blast (small), ​This weapon does not inflict damage. Instead, any targets hit by the weapon gain the Blinded condition for 1 round.

PantsOptional
Dec 27, 2012

All I wanna do is make you bounce

susan posted:

Friend wanted to play a Tau in W&G in a primarily non-Tau party, what are your thoughts on these homebrew stats:

Funnily enough, I wrote up the wargear stuff a few months back and it's almost exactly what you have here. Just goes to show how transparent the design is for wargear.

RocknRollaAyatollah
Nov 26, 2008

Lipstick Apathy
You might want to differentiate between castes, all those careers are of course going to be Fire Caste, but for future careers or options.

JcDent
May 13, 2013

Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!

thatbastardken posted:

neoliberal? i thought the imperium was fascist?

Hey, the things aren't that bad.

JcDent
May 13, 2013

Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!

Sodomy Hussein posted:

Nowadays the Warhammer setting is just one pants-on-head comical horribleness after another, and I think newcomers and long-time fans are both reacting negatively to this.

So much this. I stumbled into the setting post Dawn of War 1 (I had read Space Marine, The Best Book About Space Marines, before without any knowledge that Warhammer or miniature wargaming are things) and I'm super pissed at all the Beast books, THE TAU RAN OUT OF PLASMA BULLETS FROM SHOOTING SO MUCH CATACHANS, and all the "endless doom, scale-less gloom and enemies that are always endless" waves we always get.

Though some of it comes from me getting more interested in military history and war in general, and being angry at writers thinking that bigger=better.

Dre2Dee2
Dec 6, 2006

Just a striding through Kamen Rider...
How has nothing come out for Warhammer 4th or W&G in months. One mini-adventure book and some free pdfs, this is not acceptable customer service :orks:

MaliciousOnion
Sep 23, 2009

Ignorance, the root of all evil

Pharmaskittle posted:

Then prove it. Call Vulkan the n-word.

Nocturnal?

Jack B Nimble
Dec 25, 2007


Soiled Meat

JcDent posted:

So much this. I stumbled into the setting post Dawn of War 1 (I had read Space Marine, The Best Book About Space Marines, before without any knowledge that Warhammer or miniature wargaming are things) and I'm super pissed at all the Beast books, THE TAU RAN OUT OF PLASMA BULLETS FROM SHOOTING SO MUCH CATACHANS, and all the "endless doom, scale-less gloom and enemies that are always endless" waves we always get.

Though some of it comes from me getting more interested in military history and war in general, and being angry at writers thinking that bigger=better.

Personally I think the trick is just to be discriminating in what you ingest regard ing the setting. I'm rereading Eisenhorn, not whatever fluff GW is putting out now. If I hear there's a new amazing author making great new books that's fine, but I'm not going to read, like, a GW newsletter, not after they killed the old world and made AoS; I'm happy with what they've done with the minatures hobby lately but still pretty soured/hesitant about their treatment of the setting the current GW has largely inherited.

If someone asked me for the elevator pitch of 40k, say before a campaign, I'd direct them to this, which is one version of the rulebook preface which has been kicking around a long time.

Jack B Nimble fucked around with this message at 14:31 on Feb 26, 2019

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

Jack B Nimble posted:

Personally I think the trick is just to be discriminating in what you ingest regard ing the setting. I'm rereading Eisenhorn, not whatever fluff GW is putting out now. If I hear there's a new amazing author making great new books that's fine, but I'm not going to read, like, a GW newsletter, not after they killed the old world and made AoS; I'm happy with what they've done with the minatures hobby lately but still pretty soured/hesitant about their treatment of the setting the current GW has largely inherited.

If someone asked me for the elevator pitch of 40k, say before a campaign, I'd direct them to this, which is one version of the rulebook preface which has been kicking around a long time.

This is real real fukkin good, except Marines a poo poo.

Werix
Sep 13, 2012

#acolyte GM of 2013
In many ways I like the 30k/Horus Heresy era of the setting better. The primarchs are kind of interesting, and they are great to read when you know what is coming. I think I've read more of the Horus Heresy books than stuff in the 40k line.

But yeah, there are only a few of the authors (Gav Thorpe, Ghram McNeill, ADB) that I will read. After the Gato Blood Ravens travesty I try to stick with known quantities only.

JcDent
May 13, 2013

Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!
Speaking of ARPEEEGEEE content, just got an email from Cubicle 7, as I was an idiot who ordered the 4e Starter in September.

Choice bits!

quote:

Confirm all shipping details (No need to email back to this newsletter with address changes) We will be emailing everyone their address details that we have for them so they can confirm everything is still correct. This address confirmation should be sent out in about 2 weeks.

This is only mildly rage inducing, but then we reach the kicker.

quote:

The suggested retail date (or street date) mentioned for stores is June 2019. That is a retail date only - we fully intend on sending these Starter Sets to pre-order customers as soon as they are finished.

:psyboom:

Yvonmukluk
Oct 10, 2012

Everything is Sinister


Schadenboner posted:

How do I get Marines to be on the AdMech's side? I know the Iron Hands and their descendants are big Cogheads but none of them seem like the "Let's garrison a world"-type chapters.

And I need them to be on the AdMech side because a theme I'm going for is the humanity vs. (augmented-/post-/trans-/non-)humanity thing, and where the AdMech (and Marines) are on that spectrum, especially w/r/t something like the Genestealer Cultists?

They could always be another Steel Confessors-type situation where the Cogboys made their own chapter (again).

Werix
Sep 13, 2012

#acolyte GM of 2013

Yvonmukluk posted:

They could always be another Steel Confessors-type situation where the Cogboys made their own chapter (again).

What kind of special snowflake Mary Sue bullshit is this?

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

Werix posted:

What kind of special snowflake Mary Sue bullshit is this?

I think it was cooked up for Games Day or something?

NovemberMike
Dec 28, 2008

MonsterEnvy posted:

The Imperium is fascist. There is no questioning it, but it is portrayed as being utterly awful to the point of parody. You are not supposed to see it as a good thing.

Eh, aspects of the Imperium are fascist but it's a pastiche of the worst parts of a bunch of different systems that humanity's tried. The only real constant is that the local flavor of imperial power will be bad, whether it's feudal, a theocracy, democracy or fascist regime.

Dre2Dee2
Dec 6, 2006

Just a striding through Kamen Rider...
30k is awesome and a game using Deathwatch rules as a mixed band of pre-heresy duders would be awesome for the alternative armor patterns and colors alone.

4e starter set getting bumped to June is nuts, Im basically taking it as meaning no new books will come out until 2020. Greaat.

MonsterEnvy
Feb 4, 2012

Shocked I tell you
4e has at least two more projects scheduled for this years. But it is a shame the 4e Starter set is taking so long to get the physical version out.

Lord_Hambrose
Nov 21, 2008

*a foul hooting fills the air*



It is a big shame. I love 4E a lot so far, but just being a corebook is tough when I have all my 2nd Edition books just sitting there ready to go.

Still, the system being updated was a really nice thing and I will be buying anything else they put out in the Old World.

Warthur
May 2, 2004



MonsterEnvy posted:

4e has at least two more projects scheduled for this years. But it is a shame the 4e Starter set is taking so long to get the physical version out.
Yeah, I can only assume that their manufacturing partner shat the bed in epic fashion on it or something.

Lord_Hambrose posted:

It is a big shame. I love 4E a lot so far, but just being a corebook is tough when I have all my 2nd Edition books just sitting there ready to go.

Still, the system being updated was a really nice thing and I will be buying anything else they put out in the Old World.
How hard it is to just use 2nd edition stuff in 4E? I imagine you could convert monsters and NPCs fairly easily, especially since you already have some converted already which you can use as benchmarks.

Jack B Nimble
Dec 25, 2007


Soiled Meat

Dre2Dee2 posted:

30k is awesome and a game using Deathwatch rules as a mixed band of pre-heresy duders would be awesome for the alternative armor patterns and colors alone.

4e starter set getting bumped to June is nuts, Im basically taking it as meaning no new books will come out until 2020. Greaat.

Eh, I played in a table top game that was exactly that and while it was fun to have a future chaos primarch as a boss (the iron warrior PC was constantly collecting evidence of everyone else loving up because HE wasn't going down for someone else, apparently he survived some decimation in his back story, we were all in proto deathwatch as a political punishment) I still got bored playing a space muhreen compared to a more human Dark Heresy or Rogue Trader PC, especially when the whole party is Asartes.

But yeah, it was still a good setting for our DW game.

Lord_Hambrose
Nov 21, 2008

*a foul hooting fills the air*



Warthur posted:

How hard it is to just use 2nd edition stuff in 4E? I imagine you could convert monsters and NPCs fairly easily, especially since you already have some converted already which you can use as benchmarks.

Really easy. I definitely have more than enough knowledge about the setting where I can run anything I would care to, but I really want to see more books.

Werix
Sep 13, 2012

#acolyte GM of 2013

Jack B Nimble posted:

Eh, I played in a table top game that was exactly that and while it was fun to have a future chaos primarch as a boss (the iron warrior PC was constantly collecting evidence of everyone else loving up because HE wasn't going down for someone else, apparently he survived some decimation in his back story, we were all in proto deathwatch as a political punishment) I still got bored playing a space muhreen compared to a more human Dark Heresy or Rogue Trader PC, especially when the whole party is Asartes.

But yeah, it was still a good setting for our DW game.

See, one of the better FFG games I played in, though short lived, was a Deathwatch one where we really played into our chapter differences and kind of made our own drama. It takes the right group of people to do it without everyone taking it personally, but having the Black Templar and Dark Angel having radically differing views on what to do with the Eldar offering to help, and other players picking sides, was fun.

Jack B Nimble
Dec 25, 2007


Soiled Meat
I was the ultramarine and my my primary feeling was "marge simpson closing her lips tightly and making a quiet hum of anxious concern".

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Tunicate
May 15, 2012


Crossposting from the procedural generation thread, this is an attempt by the newest state-of-the-art AI to try to write a warhammer 40k wiki article.

quote:

Kroot: a species of reptilian alien soldiers, with a penchant for eating a particular type of cheese!

The Kroot are a faction of aliens from Warhammer 40k that were introduced in the latest codex, White Dwarf #15. They've come from the distant star-plexes of Kroot, which are a major source of the Imperium's food. They are particularly adept at cheese-eating.

History [ edit ]

White Dwarf article: Kroot [1]

The Imperial Guard are already in love with Kroot cheese. We all want to taste the delicious, sweet, and savoury tang of Kroot cheese! This may seem like nothing more than a passing fancy, but the Kroot have a more nefarious plan in mind! The Kroot are in the grip of a conspiracy to enslave humanity, and they'll use their cheese-eating skills in order to corrupt them, turning them into mindless Kroot slaves. This plan is, of course, all part of their plan!

Kroot and the Emperor [ edit ]

The Kroot were originally from Kroot, a star system located in the Eye of Terror as well as the largest one of its kind. The Imperium originally feared Kroot were a threat, as they are well known for eating flesh and have a predilection for cheese-eating. But this had been taken to an insane level after the Kroot discovered cheese-eating was a potent mind-control tactic. The Kroot quickly took advantage of this, and as the Imperium could no longer be sure of the food supplies of humans, they adopted the Kroot as an alien species. The Imperium hoped that if the Kroot adopted humans like a new form of domesticated pigs, they would adopt a similar mindset, and become loyal servants of the Imperium. The Kroot were granted to the Imperium as war beasts, and given new lives that were better than life as common Kroot.

This plan failed. With a single act of arrogance, the Kroot killed off the Emperor of Mankind and began using their skills as mind controlled slaves to enslave the rest of the galaxy. A new species of Kroot was born. This time, they ate cheese. These Kroot came to be feared throughout the galaxy as the "Witchhunters" or simply "Kroot" for short.

The Kroot Wars, the Imperium's first foray into fighting off a non-human race, has been raging in the Eye for a decade. The Imperium has sent out vast fleets of ships, some containing the Imperial Guard, against the Kroot in attempts to conquer the Kroot homeworlds of Kroot, Kroot, Kroot. But the Kroot have proven more than a match for the Imperial Navy and their superior technology.

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