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Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
I wish I could draw so I could make a comic of boar guy getting thrown out of a production of Hamlet, shouting "But it's bullshit! Two guys fighting and neither one of them pulls a gun! What's the deal with this sword crap?!"

e: Well, that was a lovely snipe. Have a Ballard Street as penance:



Incidentally, is it just me that finds the art on these so bad that it feels like I've solved a puzzle when I figure out what some of the pictures are meant to be?

Sunswipe has a new favorite as of 23:28 on Feb 25, 2019

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GoGoGadgetChris
Mar 18, 2010

i powder a
granite monument
in a soundless flash

showering the grass
with molten drops of
its gold inlay

sending smoking
chips of stone
skipping into the fog
It's not about the technology, it's about the power hungry uncle seizing the throne.

Hamlet is the same because it's not interesting to take revenge on selfish shitheads any more. attitudes change in 400 years and things age out of being tragedy

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

GoGoGadgetChris posted:

Hamlet is the same because it's not interesting to take revenge on selfish shitheads any more. attitudes change in 400 years and things age out of being tragedy

I'm not sure I follow you. Are you saying no one like revenge stories anymore? Where are you getting this information?

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth

grittyreboot posted:

I'm not sure I follow you. Are you saying no one like revenge stories anymore? Where are you getting this information?

he's making a reference to boarguys lovely argument. :ssh:

Slimy Hog
Apr 22, 2008

People arguing about liking one of the most popular sitcoms, what an interesting conversation.


gently caress you all.

Wendell
May 11, 2003

GoGoGadgetChris posted:

Uhhh Yeah today is going to be the day where I finally stop antagonizing everybody and making a mountain out of every possible molehill and basically conducting myself in a manner that precludes forming any bond of friendship with anyone

SMH lol you duuuumb

Will you please tell me about your M2 competition?

GoGoGadgetChris
Mar 18, 2010

i powder a
granite monument
in a soundless flash

showering the grass
with molten drops of
its gold inlay

sending smoking
chips of stone
skipping into the fog

Wendell posted:

Will you please tell me about your M2 competition?

***Remembers last session with therapist***

While that is a topic I am excited about, it is not as exciting to other people and can even seem boastful. Let's talk about one of your interests!

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

GoGoGadgetChris posted:

Uhhh Yeah today is going to be the day where I finally stop antagonizing everybody and making a mountain out of every possible molehill and basically conducting myself in a manner that precludes forming any bond of friendship with anyone

SMH lol you duuuumb

I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do about you now.

frankee
Dec 29, 2017

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

Karate Bastard posted:

I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do about you now.

Thank god, I’m not the only one who thought that.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
You’d think that literal hobo squatter child Sluggo would have better poor skills than that, but :shrug:

sephiRoth IRA
Jun 13, 2007

"Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality."

-Carl Sagan

This is a crime, right? Like you committed a crime by posting this?

You’re gonna die in bad posting jail you criminal

it would actually be pretty funny if I got probated for this

sephiRoth IRA has a new favorite as of 08:49 on Feb 26, 2019

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
I don't get why this certain type of artist keeps putting mosquito turds on everything but I hate it.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



AlbieQuirky posted:

You’d think that literal hobo squatter child Sluggo would have better poor skills than that, but :shrug:

I assume the comic is from the Great Depression era and that's his actual background

BravestOfTheLamps
Oct 12, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Lipstick Apathy

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

Lmao

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Is that from the infamous "Spidey has a brain tumour" storyline?

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

The second and third panel of every single newspaper Spider-Man should be

"Hey, dipshit, you're Spider-Man, remember?"

"Oh dang, I am Spider-Man, aren't I?!"

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Sunswipe posted:

Is that from the infamous "Spidey has a brain tumour" storyline?

Which one

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Sunswipe posted:

Is that from the infamous "Spidey has a brain tumour" storyline?

Yeah it's from Newspaper Spider-Man.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Slimy Hog
Apr 22, 2008


This seems amazing and I want more of it.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Slimy Hog posted:

This seems amazing and I want more of it.

Holy penis! What a scoop!

IIRC, Jay Pinkerton was one of the writers on Portal 2.

Ineffiable
Feb 16, 2008

Some say that his politics are terrifying, and that he once punched a horse to the ground...


I thought these were originally posted in the newspaper comics thread in bss

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn

Bear Enthusiast
Mar 20, 2010

Maybe
You'll think of me
When you are all alone

Weirdly this sanic doesn't really bother me, but looking at actual Sonic's weird eye/eyes situation does.

GoGoGadgetChris
Mar 18, 2010

i powder a
granite monument
in a soundless flash

showering the grass
with molten drops of
its gold inlay

sending smoking
chips of stone
skipping into the fog
Canonically, Sonic only has one eye, but two irises/pupils.

BravestOfTheLamps
Oct 12, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Lipstick Apathy
So he's still technically a one-eyed monster?

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.
More like Sonic the Cyclops.

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

I call my cyclopean hog "Sonic."

GoGoGadgetChris
Mar 18, 2010

i powder a
granite monument
in a soundless flash

showering the grass
with molten drops of
its gold inlay

sending smoking
chips of stone
skipping into the fog
My Sonic's name is also Hog

Solar Tornado
Aug 9, 2016

A true fool keeps on fighting, even when there is no more glory to be gained

Grendels Dad posted:

More like Sonic the Cyclops.

Dr. Dre's The Cyclonic

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Paladinus posted:

I hate those. They are video games comics where two dudes comment on how internal logic of video games would be absurd when applied to real life, only without video games.

I don't think they're terrible (the alien comics) but it's pretty clear when you see a bunch in a row that they've got just the one joke.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
To be fair that also describes most posters ITT

GoGoGadgetChris
Mar 18, 2010

i powder a
granite monument
in a soundless flash

showering the grass
with molten drops of
its gold inlay

sending smoking
chips of stone
skipping into the fog
People have flaws. We're not BMW M2's!!

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
I remembered an additional thing existed.

Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007


early-2000s webcomics really were something weren't they

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

GoGoGadgetChris posted:

Canonically, Sonic only has one eye, but two irises/pupils.

Digamma-F-Wau
Mar 22, 2016

It is curious and wants to accept all kinds of challenges

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Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Grand Prize Winner posted:

early-2000s webcomics really were something weren't they

Most of them really wanted to be newspaper comics, and succeeded all too well.

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