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mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/theonion/status/1100491669726728192?s=21

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Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


After a photo emerges of Trump posing in front of John McCain's flight suit and helmet in Hanoi while making the gesture that looks like you're licking a pussy, Mitch McConnell asserts that he's not seeing the big issue here.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Casimir Radon posted:

After a photo emerges of Trump posing in front of John McCain's flight suit and helmet in Hanoi while making the gesture that looks like you're licking a pussy, Mitch McConnell asserts that he's not seeing the big issue here.

Is...is that true?

Pleeeeeeeeeeease...

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
Jacob Wohl got banned from Twitter! Woo!

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


CommieGIR posted:

Jacob Wohl got banned from Twitter! Woo!

hahaha

what did he do? Dude seems like a dick but didn't know of any TOS violations.

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

That Works posted:

hahaha

what did he do? Dude seems like a dick but didn't know of any TOS violations.

"Is you takin notes on a criminal loving conspiracy?!"

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2019/02/26/jacob-wohl-spread-twitter-lies-mueller-rbg-2020-election/2917226002/

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Told USA today about his master plan to steer dems toward nonviable candidates with an army of sockpuppet accounts

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


I hope he wraps his car around a telephone pole.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Possibly intimidating a witness to own the libs and get thrown in jail.

https://twitter.com/mattgaetz/status/1100503846386835456?s=19

https://twitter.com/Popehat/status/1100508713754882048?s=19

https://twitter.com/Popehat/status/1100508718112755712?s=19

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

So I've seen PopeHat post for months about various officials committing possible obstruction, witness tampering, or a litany of other crimes, but have any of his predictions ever come true? Has he ever done a Twitter callout on someone who was later charged? I only ask because while it's fun to read this stuff and fantasize about these dudes answering for their stupid crimes, it never seems to happen. Does anyone know if this has ever happened?

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Why isn't this dumb motherfucker in jail yet?

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Deathy McDeath posted:

So I've seen PopeHat post for months about various officials committing possible obstruction, witness tampering, or a litany of other crimes, but have any of his predictions ever come true? Has he ever done a Twitter callout on someone who was later charged? I only ask because while it's fun to read this stuff and fantasize about these dudes answering for their stupid crimes, it never seems to happen. Does anyone know if this has ever happened?

Popehat's a defense lawyer who was once a federal prosecutor. The major issue is that federal prosecutors are SLOW. They don't just immediately spring into action when a politician tiptoes on a legal line on twitter, especially if politics are involved.

If the feds take any kind of action, it'll be in months. India/Pakistan will be a warm glow of green by the time Gaetz gets investigated for this thing.

Also, Wohl's ban is a perma!

https://twitter.com/willsommer/status/1100511308775079936?s=19

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

facialimpediment posted:

Popehat's a defense lawyer who was once a federal prosecutor. The major issue is that federal prosecutors are SLOW. They don't just immediately spring into action when a politician tiptoes on a legal line on twitter, especially if politics are involved.

If the feds take any kind of action, it'll be in months. India/Pakistan will be a warm glow of green by the time Gaetz gets investigated for this thing.

Also, Wohl's ban is a perma!

https://twitter.com/willsommer/status/1100511308775079936?s=19

He spawned an alt-account and is begging for daddy trump to intervene:

https://twitter.com/JacobWohlAlt/status/1100511039114768384

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.
Lmao of course is. It's like he thinks the fat orange baby can Twitter-pardon him.

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost
So he's asking for Trump to veto twitter?

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

not like trump is doing anything this week

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice
The gently caress kind of world does he live in where the end of February 2019 is right before the 2020 elections?

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007

Here have something good

https://twitter.com/SophSiegel/status/1100162470902145024

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
That Jacob Wohl alt right now:

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Slim Pickens posted:

That Jacob Wohl alt right now:



Apparently its fake

https://twitter.com/imraansiddiqi/status/1100518308321779712

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u

Hhahahahahahah, get wrecked you inbred lookin' motherfucker.

I see that dick around school and I really, really wanna just kick him in the back, but someone had a better idea.

Suicide Watch
Sep 8, 2009
Happy birthday Deathy

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

LingcodKilla posted:

I hope he wraps his car around a telephone pole.

Why must the car suffer, though?

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


Eej posted:

Just having a normal day guys (except my kitty might have cancer) so let's check the news

https://www.eastbaytimes.com/2019/02/26/california-keeps-a-secret-list-of-criminal-cops-but-says-you-cant-have-it/

Why is it confidential? Are arrests and convictions not public information?

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

Suicide Watch posted:

Happy birthday Deathy

:ssh:

my kinda ape
Sep 15, 2008

Everything's gonna be A-OK
Oven Wrangler

Doc Hawkins posted:

Why is it confidential? Are arrests and convictions not public information?

Cops are a protected class

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

CommieGIR posted:

He spawned an alt-account and is begging for daddy trump to intervene:

https://twitter.com/JacobWohlAlt/status/1100511039114768384

"right before"

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

Stultus Maximus posted:

"right before"

it pretty much is with how you guys do elections. It's all just a big game show for basically 2 years

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Suicide Watch posted:

Happy birthday Deathy

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
happy brithday deathy why dont you return my calls or pictures

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

Suicide Watch posted:

Happy birthday Deathy

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

holocaust bloopers posted:

happy brithday deathy why dont you return my calls or pictures

He doesn't associate with the proletariat anymore

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
Thanks guys, for reminding me that I'm a year closer to arriving at the point where I no longer exist. I will die and my body will cease to be. Forever. All my thoughts and experiences, every scar on me, every personal connection made and emotion felt will rot and decay and become food for worms and other things. Life is meaningless and my life will be meaningless. This is the existential terror I live with every day and in the quiet moments of calm when I forget my own mortality and take in the smaller niceties of life, along comes all of my internet pals to barge into my mind palace like Kool-Aid man and announce CONGRATS DEATHY YOU'RE GONNA DIE

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010
Ultra Carp

Deathy McDeath posted:

Thanks guys, for reminding me that I'm a year closer to arriving at the point where I no longer exist. I will die and my body will cease to be. Forever. All my thoughts and experiences, every scar on me, every personal connection made and emotion felt will rot and decay and become food for worms and other things. Life is meaningless and my life will be meaningless. This is the existential terror I live with every day and in the quiet moments of calm when I forget my own mortality and take in the smaller niceties of life, along comes all of my internet pals to barge into my mind palace like Kool-Aid man and announce CONGRATS DEATHY YOU'RE GONNA DIE

counterpoint: hell yeah cake time

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u

Deathy McDeath posted:

Thanks guys, for reminding me that I'm a year closer to arriving at the point where I no longer exist. I will die and my body will cease to be. Forever. All my thoughts and experiences, every scar on me, every personal connection made and emotion felt will rot and decay and become food for worms and other things. Life is meaningless and my life will be meaningless. This is the existential terror I live with every day and in the quiet moments of calm when I forget my own mortality and take in the smaller niceties of life, along comes all of my internet pals to barge into my mind palace like Kool-Aid man and announce CONGRATS DEATHY YOU'RE GONNA DIE

Lighten up, Francis

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
https://twitter.com/tonyposnanski/status/1100519728244654080?s=21

Bored As Fuck
Jan 1, 2006
Fun Shoe

Deathy McDeath posted:

Thanks guys, for reminding me that I'm a year closer to arriving at the point where I no longer exist. I will die and my body will cease to be. Forever. All my thoughts and experiences, every scar on me, every personal connection made and emotion felt will rot and decay and become food for worms and other things. Life is meaningless and my life will be meaningless. This is the existential terror I live with every day and in the quiet moments of calm when I forget my own mortality and take in the smaller niceties of life, along comes all of my internet pals to barge into my mind palace like Kool-Aid man and announce CONGRATS DEATHY YOU'RE GONNA DIE

I mean, same.

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

But cake

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008



Butt cake?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctprfbTVQqk

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Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

facialimpediment posted:

Popehat's a defense lawyer who was once a federal prosecutor. The major issue is that federal prosecutors are SLOW. They don't just immediately spring into action when a politician tiptoes on a legal line on twitter, especially if politics are involved.

If the feds take any kind of action, it'll be in months. India/Pakistan will be a warm glow of green by the time Gaetz gets investigated for this thing.


https://twitter.com/New_Narrative/status/1100538380088033280

Well that was quick.

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