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Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

InsertPotPun posted:

They don't actually mean it, it's just another way to shut down discussion so it defaults to their position. They don't actually need to convince you, they just need you to shut up.

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Ambitious Spider
Feb 13, 2012



Lipstick Apathy

Thanks I was looking for that the other day but couldn’t find it for the life of me

Keeshhound
Jan 14, 2010

Mad Duck Swagger

Wait, is that satire, or sincere, I genuinely can't tell.

Bobulus
Jan 28, 2007

Keeshhound posted:

Wait, is that satire, or sincere, I genuinely can't tell.

Satire. You can tell because the bird is a caricature of Mallard Fillmore, a lovely conservative newspaper comic.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
I posted the onion’s “america when we do/don’t talk about race” comic on facebook and some conservative acquaintances took it seriously.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

I posted the onion’s “america when we do/don’t talk about race” comic on facebook and some conservative acquaintances took it seriously.

Like they agreed with it? :saddowns:

Ambitious Spider
Feb 13, 2012



Lipstick Apathy
and I grabbed a screenshot



Love both the faux concern trolling and taking away her role in any of her success.

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

I posted the onion’s “america when we do/don’t talk about race” comic on facebook and some conservative acquaintances took it seriously.

I'm too terrified to share anything by Stan Kelly in mixed company for exactly this reason

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

Ambitious Spider posted:

and I grabbed a screenshot



Love both the faux concern trolling and taking away her role in any of her success.

But the majority of the country likes her outrageous ideas.

Soviet Commubot
Oct 22, 2008


Bombadilillo posted:

But the majority of the country likes her outrageous ideas.

"Those polls are bullshit, everyone I talk to in my Internet bubble disagrees with them so clearly most Americans disagree with them!"

Literally an argument I saw on a post about Michigan joining the lawsuit against the President's national emergency declaration.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Soviet Commubot posted:

"Those polls are bullshit, everyone I talk to in my Internet bubble disagrees with them so clearly most Americans disagree with them!"

Literally an argument I saw on a post about Michigan joining the lawsuit against the President's national emergency declaration.



Wtf is your language set to?

Soviet Commubot
Oct 22, 2008


jojoinnit posted:

Wtf is your language set to?

Breton, I translate Facebook into it when I have a few minutes here and there.

Grimdude
Sep 25, 2006

It was a shame how he carried on

Soviet Commubot posted:

"Those polls are bullshit, everyone I talk to in my Internet bubble disagrees with them so clearly most Americans disagree with them!"

Literally an argument I saw on a post about Michigan joining the lawsuit against the President's national emergency declaration.



The fact that they can actually say that without realizing what they've done is how you know they're so pathetically hopeless.

Jurgan
May 8, 2007

Just pour it directly into your gaping mouth-hole you decadent slut

Soviet Commubot posted:

"Those polls are bullshit, everyone I talk to in my Internet bubble disagrees with them so clearly most Americans disagree with them!"

Literally an argument I saw on a post about Michigan joining the lawsuit against the President's national emergency declaration.



“How could Nixon have been elected? No one I know voted for him.”

(That quote was likely not as stupid in context, but it’s still a good illustration.)

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

Brawnfire posted:

Like they agreed with it? :saddowns:

You know the answer

borkencode
Nov 10, 2004
Imagine sharing this low effort poo poo and thinking "I've really got her this time!"

Copy Paste Joke Artist posted:

A plane is on its way to Washington DC, when Democrat Socialist Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, in economy class, gets up and moves to the first class section and sits down.
The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket.
She then tells the Congresswoman that she paid for economy class and that she will have to sit in the back.
Cortez replies, "I'm a Democrat, I'm beautiful, I'm socialist, I'm going to DC and I'm staying right here.”
The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and co-pilot that there is a Liberal Democrat sitting in first class that belongs in economy and won’t move back to her seat.
The co-pilot goes back to Cortez and tries to explain that, because she only paid for economy, she will have to leave first class and return to economy.
Cortez replies, "I'm a Democrat, I'm beautiful, I'm socialist, I'm going to DC and I'm staying right here.”
The co-pilot tells the pilot that he probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest the Congresswoman who won’t listen to reason.
The pilot says, "You say she is a socialist Democrat? I'll handle this. I'm married to a liberal. I speak socialist."
He goes back to the Democrat and whispers in her ear, and she says, "Oh, I'm sorry.", then gets up and goes back to her seat in economy.
The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asked him what he said to her to make her move without any fuss.
"I told her, 'First class isn’t going to D.C.!!!!’”

MixMastaTJ
Dec 14, 2017

borkencode posted:

Imagine sharing this low effort poo poo and thinking "I've really got her this time!"

For a second I actually thought it was building to something other than "[enter group here] are dumb!"

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan

Ambitious Spider posted:

and I grabbed a screenshot



Love both the faux concern trolling and taking away her role in any of her success.
So like...they've been secretly indoctrinating AOC her entire life, up to and including getting her to run for office, just so that eventually there'd be a young, fresh face willing to say such WACKY ideas as "hey, maybe don't kill the planet so strangers can get paid"?

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!

InsertPotPun posted:

So like...they've been secretly indoctrinating AOC her entire life, up to and including getting her to run for office, just so that eventually there'd be a young, fresh face willing to say such WACKY ideas as "hey, maybe don't kill the planet so strangers can get paid"?

Besides the standard racism and misogyny, isn't a lot of the AOC smear supposed to reinforce the idea that millennials are still 15 years old and have no real life experience?

Ashcans
Jan 2, 2006

Let's do the space-time warp again!

The idea that AOC is a plant is particularly hilarious when you realize that in order to place her, they decided to knife a 10-term incumbent and Democratic Caucus Chairman to give her a seat. drat, you think if they had all this under such a tight control they would have had her land a different seat. I guess old Joe was prepared to make the sacrifice for the party, though.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
Also, the dem establishment has been secretly more left-wing than they let on all this time. For, uh, reasons. Taqqiya!

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
And they're still not dropping the mask even when it's come out that a majority of Americans support these left-wing policies. That's commitment!

Ashcans
Jan 2, 2006

Let's do the space-time warp again!

Pththya-lyi posted:

And they're still not dropping the mask even when it's come out that a majority of Americans support these left-wing policies. That's commitment!

Uh, I'll think that you'll find the majority of right-wing voters don't support them, and those are the only real Americans. Check mate.

Hobo Clown
Oct 16, 2012

Here it is, Baby.
Your killer track.






Curious what godless Sharia law looks like

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Moon gods.

Soviet Commubot
Oct 22, 2008


That thread I posted an excerpt of earlier produced one of the stupidest things I've seen on Facebook

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

Let the land decide

DarkHorse
Dec 13, 2006

Nap Ghost

Soviet Commubot posted:

That thread I posted an excerpt of earlier produced one of the stupidest things I've seen on Facebook



Lol

Can you imagine the screaming if the roles were reversed and the popular vote for a Republican was higher than the electoral votes that resulted in a Dem presidency?

Invalid Validation
Jan 13, 2008




I want a godless nation

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Soviet Commubot posted:

That thread I posted an excerpt of earlier produced one of the stupidest things I've seen on Facebook


If the thread title weren't being held in memoriam, it would have to loving be popular vote doesn't reflect the majority view :psyduck:

MixMastaTJ
Dec 14, 2017

Sharia law is literally the only thing on that list I don't want.

I think I'd be willing to compromise that for the rest of it, though.

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

Guavanaut posted:

If the thread title weren't being held in memoriam, it would have to loving be popular vote doesn't reflect the majority view :psyduck:

She means the majority of the Money

PerniciousKnid
Sep 13, 2006

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

Also, the dem establishment has been secretly more left-wing than they let on all this time. For, uh, reasons. Taqqiya!

To these guys, treating women and minorities like people is indistinguishable from radical leftist anarcho-communism.

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!

PerniciousKnid posted:

To these guys, treating women and minorities like people is indistinguishable from radical leftist anarcho-communism.

Well you have to remember that ultimately what the right wing wants is a return to serfdom. That's why they're so against education and workers rights: They want uneducated worker bees who are too busy trying to not die to consider the fact that they're expected to be kissing-the-ground-grateful for the privilege of working 18 hours a day in exchange for a sandwich and a straw mat to lay down on.

More people being able to vote muddies the waters for the only people whose opinions actually matter to them.

Ambitious Spider
Feb 13, 2012



Lipstick Apathy

Ashcans posted:

The idea that AOC is a plant is particularly hilarious when you realize that in order to place her, they decided to knife a 10-term incumbent and Democratic Caucus Chairman to give her a seat. drat, you think if they had all this under such a tight control they would have had her land a different seat. I guess old Joe was prepared to make the sacrifice for the party, though.

My response was basically “if only , instead of...” followed by recent applause of trump’s socialism line and Feinstein and those kids”and then a bunch of people all said how awesome capitalism was and I moved on with my life. I play Quizzo with these people every week so I’ll just hope my friend breaks up with her stupid boyfriend.

Soviet Commubot
Oct 22, 2008


VitalSigns posted:

She means the majority of the Money

She means the majority of white people.

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin
Going by number of counties is such a weird way to do it. I once got in an argument with someone over counties, where I was saying that it makes sense to have counties as a way to avoid duplication of services over rural areas and unincorporated towns; they were saying that they were ridiculous bloat.

Turns out, in my state is an anomaly, with a small number of counties covering huge portions of land.
What the hell does Georgia need 159 counties? One has like a thousand people.

Hell, if we're going to decide that counties are the ultimate form of representation, might as well split states into billions of counties, with one person having hundreds or thousands in their fief.

new friend from school
May 19, 2008

by Azathoth
Lmao Texas has 254 mostly equal little squares of counties.

blackmet
Aug 5, 2006

I believe there is a universal Truth to the process of doing things right (Not that I have any idea what that actually means).
Nebraska has 92.

Lots of them have 400 people and make all their money by giving out of staters speeding tickets. I got one in one of those once.

Let's see... pay $150 or visit Banner County NE again for any reason? I'll hock it up.

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Mr. Fall Down Terror
Jan 24, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Dr. Arbitrary posted:


Turns out, in my state is an anomaly, with a small number of counties covering huge portions of land.
What the hell does Georgia need 159 counties? One has like a thousand people.

you tend to get more counties/townships/whatevers in the eastern states since they are older, and counties are the main source of service provision for rural areas. states in western counties tend to be bigger just because by the time many of these counties were established you had things like the telegraph and railroad to make them easier to govern, also most of the land out west is vast arid wastes that don't have much population to provide services to. this is why america west of the rockies is heavily urbanized instead of being spread generally across the rolling green hills east of the mississippi

in georgia's particular case, it was very easy to mint new counties as a state process and also statewide electoral votes were determined at the county level, so more counties = more rural dominance of state politics

the number of counties is actually capped in the georgia state constitution because 159 is way loving too many, but it's near impossible to get rid of a county, so the trend is for city/county consolidation as many of these counties only have one town worth anything in them anyway

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