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Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop
Oooooooh poo poo Chairman laying the smackdown on Meadows and Meadows is melting the gently caress down, saying I defended you so many times before how could you do this

Now Meadows is screaming that he was not racist for bringing in a woman as a prop

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Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
AOC impresses me almost every time I see her in action, which isn't something I'm used to from a pol.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

lmao all these chud fuckstains reading an endless stream of HuffPo and Mother Jones hit pieces into the congressional record

so much for the pinko fake news

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop

The Nastier Nate posted:

AOC just low-key making the case for insurance fraud is extremely my poo poo

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop
Chairman is from inner city Baltimore and is explaining the significance of the words "rat" and "snitch" for white people, which the President called Cohen

"gently caress this guy up in prison, he told the truth about me"

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Zeroisanumber posted:

AOC impresses me almost every time I see her in action, which isn't something I'm used to from a pol.

for someone who is supposed to be a naïf lost in the wilds of big boy politics, she’s landing some good hits

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop

Subjunctive posted:

for someone who is supposed to be a naïf lost in the wilds of big boy politics, she’s landing some good hits

mormonpartyboat posted:

this was probably the scariest moment of the whole thing

in five minutes, she carved out cause for a handful of subpoenas and investigations, and left zero gristle on the plate

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop



Happy Thread has issued a correction as of 23:37 on Feb 27, 2019

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop
Also wanna say that I appreciate that Tlaib got to do her callout TWICE.

This is especially important because she hosed up and stumbled the words the first time, potentially giving the GOP a terrible soundbyte where she said they brought a black woman, a prop

She got to correct it on the record by reading her prepared comments straight from her written notes, which said they brought a black woman and used her as a prop

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Subjunctive posted:

for someone who is supposed to be a naïf lost in the wilds of big boy politics, she’s landing some good hits

The "big boys" are all complacent and unwilling to take any kind of serious stand, lest they lose reelection. Nobody is prepared for someone with even the most basic political knowledge who actually comes out and acts.

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Dumb Lowtax posted:

Also wanna say that I appreciate that Tlaib got to do her callout TWICE.

This is especially important because she hosed up and stumbled the words the first time, potentially giving the GOP a terrible soundbyte where she said they brought a black woman, a prop

She got to correct it on the record by reading her prepared comments straight from her written notes, which said they brought a black woman and used her as a prop

having a normal one

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

shame on an IGA posted:

having a normal one


yeah this guy looked next to tears the entire time

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

shame on an IGA posted:

having a normal one


You hold a mirror up to white America and their first instinct is to smash it.

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


shame on an IGA posted:

having a normal one


Ahaha that fukken frown

wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018

Zorch! Splat! Pow!
From a friend on Facebook who is much funnier than me:

Rep Meadows: Do you label me a racist, sir?
Rep Tlaib: I do label racists, sir.
Rep Meadows: Do you label *me* a racist, sir?
Rep Tlaib: Is the law of our side if I say ay?
Rep Cummings: No.
Rep Tlaib: No sir, I do not label you a racist sir; but I do label racists, sir.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

shame on an IGA posted:

having a normal one


https://twitter.com/stevemorris__/status/1100881913756176386

Totes not a racist

Ursine Catastrophe
Nov 9, 2009

It's a lovely morning in the void and you are a horrible lady-in-waiting.



don't ask how i know

Dinosaur Gum

a video of a racist is a racist thing, and you have posted that video, i.e., a racist thing, which would seem to make you the real racist here

Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!

Lprsti99 posted:

I'm about an hour behind on the stream, but lmao the republicans have loving nothing, all they can do is try to discredit Cohen's testimony.

I love the tactic of "haha we'll just make this guy who worked intimately with our party and president look like a total scumbag piece of poo poo! That'll make people think we're innocent!"

MunchE
Sep 7, 2000

Grape posted:

I love the tactic of "haha we'll just make this guy who worked intimately with our party and president look like a total scumbag piece of poo poo! That'll make people think we're innocent!"

I mean, it's worked for every other person who did crimes on behalf of Trump. They haven't expired the "Aw gee, another criminal that we hired? Who knew!" to their base but Trumpers they could just say actually OJ Simpson did the collusions and they'd believe it

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
Mr President, Tear Down That Wall (prototype)
https://twitter.com/AP/status/1100908474546950145

Today is a pretty good day

Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!

shame on an IGA posted:

having a normal one


Gammon! We got Gammon over here!

Ursine Catastrophe
Nov 9, 2009

It's a lovely morning in the void and you are a horrible lady-in-waiting.



don't ask how i know

Dinosaur Gum

Dumb Lowtax posted:

Criminal prosecution brought up by Stacey Plaskett during the hearing for the matt gaetz congress dude that intimidated the witness right before it

Also

https://twitter.com/samstein/status...r%3D2612%23pti1

GOP REP. SAYS HE WANTS TO BE THE ‘CONSERVATIVE AOC’


"If some brown lady can do it, how hard can it be? Just be snarky on twitter and-"
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WENEQJDLjBg

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop
If I decide to tag out of the other threads for a few days, could everyone else keep this thread updated on any funny developments that happen? Especially regarding two events that we expect tomorrow: Musk's "announcement" and Wohl's "press conference".

I had a very news-centric day today (as most of us did) and although I'm riding the high of a good day, maybe that's my cue to take a break. Even today some of the stuff I read about could weigh on me later on, perhaps for longer than the good feelings last.

For normal days it would be cool if in this thread, we could try to take turns subjecting ourselves to the news.

And whoever happens to do it anytime just report back here with any events. So long as it can't ruin anyone's day to read about (as the thread requires). Even if an ongoing event seems expected or you think everyone already knows it :justpost:, because it's still good to be able to find it here as opposed to needing to visit a more dangerous thread.

Think that's ok?

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

HelloSailorSign posted:

DT Jr is such an impressive idiot, it's truly a masterpiece.

Think about it, though.

Of all the people in the world with a reason to hate Donald Trump, who has more cause to despise everything about him and want him utterly ruined than Donald Jnr?

Megillah Gorilla has issued a correction as of 07:28 on Mar 12, 2019

Ursine Catastrophe
Nov 9, 2009

It's a lovely morning in the void and you are a horrible lady-in-waiting.



don't ask how i know

Dinosaur Gum

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

Dumb Lowtax posted:

Oooooooh poo poo Chairman laying the smackdown on Meadows and Meadows is melting the gently caress down, saying I defended you so many times before how could you do this

Now Meadows is screaming that he was not racist for bringing in a woman as a prop

I don't know what y'all are watchin', but it sounds great

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
It's not directly Trump, but it's Trump adjacent given that Bibi is Turmpo's friend

https://twitter.com/CNN/status/1101159729177550851

Bonus lol:

https://twitter.com/walterowensgrpa/status/1101161460560990209

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

hasn’t he been indicted on charges like that before? I hope they seal the deal this time

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Subjunctive posted:

hasn’t he been indicted on charges like that before? I hope they seal the deal this time

:same:

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

Dumb Lowtax posted:

Think that's ok?

Absolutely. Taking a break so you are not locked into the news/reaction cycle (or even if you feel like you just need it) is good.

Seth Myers mocks the Cohen testimony, good summary if you didn't catch it

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
"daddy chill" is the new best thing i ever saw

https://i.imgur.com/4x8D3hl.mp4

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop
Those the dudes from the psycho dad series?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EglOsfErtaE

NightGyr
Mar 7, 2005
I � Unicode
Sheldon Adelson, casino mogul and major GOP donor, in dire health, lawyer says

silvergoose
Mar 18, 2006

IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS





Ruined an entire industry and destroyed the best subforum we ever had, so I'm p happy about this.

pseudanonymous
Aug 30, 2008

When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.

It's amazing how when the consequences of their actions start to catch up with them, rich people are invariably too sick to be held accountable. Can you imagine if an African American was "too sick" they'd have them on a ventilator in the court room.

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

silvergoose posted:

Ruined an entire industry and destroyed the best subforum we ever had, so I'm p happy about this.

Which subforum?

silvergoose
Mar 18, 2006

IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS




VanSandman posted:

Which subforum?

Poker in the Rear

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

He and his horrible wife are also huge supporters of Netanyahu, so this is nice.

Too bad his wife isn't going too.

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Nth Doctor
Sep 7, 2010

Darkrai used Dream Eater!
It's super effective!


silvergoose posted:

Poker in the Rear

I figured he had a role in closing LF. What happened to the poker forum?

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