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Droyer
Oct 9, 2012

bEatmstrJ posted:

This thread is moving way too fast so I'll probably have to space out my responses to all of your very important questions a bit. Can't wait for the next 200 "Your bathroom is poo poo" posts though... Very constructive guys.

How will we give constructive criticism of your toilet if you won't post it?

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Source4Leko
Jul 25, 2007


Dinosaur Gum
My girlfriend said your bathroom is hideous and looks exactly what a 15 year old thinks would impress women fyi.

She also asked if you were a 'fancy emo'?

Dad Jokes
May 25, 2011

whenever your sim goes in this room they instantly get a -999 uncomfortable debuff

Wrath of the Bitch King
May 11, 2005

Research confirms that black is a color like silver is a color, and that beyond black is clarity.
That bathroom is like an 8 year old hopped out of his racecar bed and immediately started construction. If it had a picture of Lightning Mcqueen on the wall somewhere it could easily be a themed bathroom at a Disney resort.

kastein
Aug 31, 2011

Moderator at http://www.ridgelineownersclub.com/forums/and soon to be mod of AI. MAKE AI GREAT AGAIN. Motronic for VP.

Sekenr posted:

That's a pretty intense bathroom. Nice clock. It looks like the op was in a hotel and decided to make a hotel bathroom in his house but more rad and red. Also why are there 2 showers in this shower.

Say what you will about the doubleshower but they're great.

The rest of the bathroom looks like a 15 year olds supa eleet :lljk: gaming computer case from 2003 though.

bEatmstrJ
Jun 30, 2004

Look upon my bathroom joists, ye females, and despair.

MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:

Just because something will pass inspection doesn't mean it isn't an idiotic idea.

I'd bet an idiotic idea never stopped you from building what your customers asked you for.

Popo
Apr 24, 2008

Homestuck is a true work of art surpassing all of Shakespeare's works.
The bathroom is a reflection of the soul.

Twain of Pain
Dec 14, 2006
Your bathroom is poo poo let me see where you poo poo

power botton
Nov 2, 2011

Twain of Pain posted:

Your bathroom is poo poo let me see where you poo poo

AdinaAstra
Feb 28, 2019
Nevermind with this post, sorry

AdinaAstra fucked around with this message at 02:42 on Feb 28, 2019

crimea
Nov 16, 2012

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
This whole thing is a bit before my time but I would like to inform you that you've made a huge mistake. I hope one day you forgive yourself.

ThomasPaine
Feb 4, 2009

We have no compassion and we ask no compassion from you. When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.

bEatmstrJ posted:

I'd bet an idiotic idea never stopped you from building what your customers asked you for.

post the toilet

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

somepartsareme posted:

i assume the picture from wikipedia was this one



Wrath of the Bitch King
May 11, 2005

Research confirms that black is a color like silver is a color, and that beyond black is clarity.
What's with this Toilet Confidential stuff? Just post your crapper.

Queer Salutations
Aug 20, 2009

kind of a shitty wizard...

Does the toilet room also have a red racing stripe? Or is that only to help you bathe faster?

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

bEatmstrJ posted:

I'd bet an idiotic idea never stopped you from building what your customers asked you for.

Enh, this is a reasonable point, but I guarantee that I would have made my thoughts known, and told the client exactly why that particular item inside of a shower stall would be a very bad idea and a nightmare to clean

Wrath of the Bitch King
May 11, 2005

Research confirms that black is a color like silver is a color, and that beyond black is clarity.
And like, I'm not a feng shui master by any stretch of the imagination, but don't you want to use lighter or more earthy tones in a bathroom since it's a place to relax? That poo poo looks like the boudoir for Satan's bride.

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

you could probably rent that out to a porn production. the room just screams that somebody is gonna get paid to have sex in there

Harry Potter on Ice
Nov 4, 2006


IF IM NOT BITCHING ABOUT HOW SHITTY MY LIFE IS, REPORT ME FOR MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HIJACKED
The tub looks like it would be great to take a bath in with your eyes closed. The toilet having its own room is a nice QoL upgrade to a normal morning routine with a partner. Those are the nice things

bEatmstrJ posted:

I know you're 9 figure contractor guy or whatever, but there's certainly no need to assume everything in my bathroom was done incorrectly, unless you just assume all contractors don't know what they are doing and cut corners, in which case I only assume you know that because you do it as well. I certainly doubt it would have passed inspection (on several occasions, with no failures) otherwise. But I do appreciate your concern.

unless the client was a dumbass and pushed to have a full length tile on the end against the tile installers wishes the contractor was lazy and or bad. Even then you push harder to let them know they're making a huge mistake loving up the layout like that. Did you also push to have the pencil tile layout wrong on the outside of the shower? How'd the spaulding on the strip of cut tile turn out in the shower? Again... layout issues

bEatmstrJ posted:

I'd bet an idiotic idea never stopped you from building what your customers asked you for.

oh alright I amend my post

Harry Potter on Ice fucked around with this message at 02:41 on Feb 28, 2019

Midnight Voyager
Jul 2, 2008

Lipstick Apathy

bEatmstrJ posted:

This thread is moving way too fast so I'll probably have to space out my responses to all of your very important questions a bit. Can't wait for the next 200 "Your bathroom is poo poo" posts though... Very constructive guys.

I remember how you replied to constructive criticism. By ignoring it all after making exactly one attempt to listen to it and then talking about :biotruths:.

You want constructive criticism, you gotta listen to it. You don't, so you reap what you sow.

Banjo Kaczynski
Jul 26, 2016

watch as I pass you by
post the pisser

somepartsareme
Mar 10, 2012

Diggle Hell is a Real
(Swingin') Place

MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:

Enh, this is a reasonable point

It's not really because the problem is the fact that he made it AND thinks it's good

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

actually i take that back, the extra weight from having a production crew in the room would probably implode your house

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




Wrath of the Bitch King posted:

What's with this Toilet Confidential stuff? Just post your crapper.

Well you see he's embarrassed about it but he's trying to dangle sending it to get people to post pictures of their own bathroom so he can write insults about them because he feels victimised that nobody liked his bathroom that he'd convinced himself was the epitome of taste, and by responding with his own mocking about other people's bathrooms he can convince himself all this is all just an internet circlejerk rather than the genuine fact that his bathroom is utterly tasteless to anyone raised in regular human culture.

Then he sends you a picture of a toilet from Wikipedia.

Dad Jokes
May 25, 2011

same energy

Bograt
Nov 4, 2009

MagNIFicent

bEatmstrJ posted:

I will PM a toilet pic to anyone who posts a picture of their bathroom in this thread. You will not have permission to post my picture anywhere.

So, he clearly said "a toilet pic", not "a pic of my toilet", which is probably why he just sent a picture of a toilet from Wikipedia.

He's really butthurt about people ripping on his Structurally Questionable Bordello Baño and just wanted an opportunity to try and rip on other people's boring, normal bathrooms where you don't run the risk of getting attacked by Dracula every time you have to drop a deuce.

Queer Salutations
Aug 20, 2009

kind of a shitty wizard...

Rubellavator posted:

actually i take that back, the extra weight from having a production crew in the room would probably implode your house

He can just rent it out to someone making a snuff film.

neongrey
Feb 28, 2007

Plaguing your posts with incidental music.
look there's a perfectly logical reason he hasn't posted the toilet and I think it will dawn upon you as it has me when I realized that the actual aesthetic in play here is "Nazi sex dungeon"

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

bEatmstrJ posted:

I'd bet an idiotic idea never stopped you from building what your customers asked you for.

I thought you were taking your ball and going home?

People in this thread have raised some really serious questions which you've flat out ignored, except to be weird and smug about it. You'll probably ignore this post too, because you tend to do that, but let me try:

1. How was the floor fixed? No, not just "it was done don't worry about it." Actually, what was done, by yourself or a contractor, to fix the damage you did to your floor joists? How does the future owner of this house know that the tub won't fall through the floor?

2. How do you clean the pebble tray? Specifically, what provisions against mould have you made in this room, re: the rock wall in the shower and the pebble tray?

3. Why are you being weird about your toilet? If it isn't done yet, you could have said that.

I mean, if you really want glitter damask wallpaper paired with ultra-modern tapered pebble tub, that's your style, sure, but you came into this thread today looking to show us how wrong we are to have mocked you, and your nose is out of joint because we still don't like it.

Wrath of the Bitch King
May 11, 2005

Research confirms that black is a color like silver is a color, and that beyond black is clarity.
Interior Design Thread: Rate My Structurally Questionable Bordello Baño

Skyelan
Sep 17, 2007

i think the most magical thing about this is that he really did think swaggering back in here and posting those pictures would show everyone who made fun of him before how right he was. like. no one gets this sour grapes if they think everyone will just be a """"hivemind"""" and not like it. :allears:

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

somepartsareme posted:

It's not really because the problem is the fact that he made it AND thinks it's good

To that end, some people are impossible to dissuade and will throw infinite money to get what the want. Take, the OP for example

Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are

RoboRodent posted:

I thought you were taking your ball and going home?

People in this thread have raised some really serious questions which you've flat out ignored, except to be weird and smug about it. You'll probably ignore this post too, because you tend to do that, but let me try:

1. How was the floor fixed? No, not just "it was done don't worry about it." Actually, what was done, by yourself or a contractor, to fix the damage you did to your floor joists? How does the future owner of this house know that the tub won't fall through the floor?

2. How do you clean the pebble tray? Specifically, what provisions against mould have you made in this room, re: the rock wall in the shower and the pebble tray?

3. Why are you being weird about your toilet? If it isn't done yet, you could have said that.

I mean, if you really want glitter damask wallpaper paired with ultra-modern tapered pebble tub, that's your style, sure, but you came into this thread today looking to show us how wrong we are to have mocked you, and your nose is out of joint because we still don't like it.

He's not gonna answer any of that.

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

Dirt Road Junglist posted:

He's not gonna answer any of that.

I know, but I'm giving him the opportunity to prove me wrong.

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

neongrey posted:

look there's a perfectly logical reason he hasn't posted the toilet and I think it will dawn upon you as it has me when I realized that the actual aesthetic in play here is "Nazi sex dungeon"



this is what's in the "toilet" closet

Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are

RoboRodent posted:

I know, but I'm giving him the opportunity to prove me wrong.

I mean, I'm the person who posted an I WANT TO BELIEVE meme upthread, and I really hope he does...but so far, any questions of substance have been ignored.

sliami
Apr 28, 2018



this thread is like manna from heaven. as a woman i am enthralled, as a poster i am fulfilled. god bless you, beatmasterj

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
I’m not asking anyone to break the sacred rules of the pic swap oath, but can anyone simply confirm that the toilet exists and doesn’t turn up results on a reverse image search?

power botton
Nov 2, 2011

sliami posted:

this thread is like manna from heaven. as a woman i am enthralled, as a poster i am fulfilled. god bless you, beatmasterj

did you swoon when you saw his tub?

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somepartsareme
Mar 10, 2012

Diggle Hell is a Real
(Swingin') Place

Platystemon posted:

I’m not asking anyone to break the sacred rules of the pic swap oath, but can anyone simply confirm that the toilet exists and doesn’t turn up results on a reverse image search?

the toilet described by an earlier poster appears to be the first image on the wikipedia page for toilet

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