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kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

BattleMaster posted:

funko pop: the game looking good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Pf4KxbknXA

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The MSJ
May 17, 2010

I am sure a POP movie is also coming, or I might have imagined that.

necroid
May 14, 2009

FactsAreUseless posted:

Comedy rape is when you're getting raped and you say something like "jeez, buy me a drink first!"

lol

Gokuweed420
Feb 1, 2019

by FactsAreUseless

Dareon posted:

You can never be too sure in these situations. I was browsing mods for a game the other day and noticed three of them catering to or based on weird porn I was acquainted with,

hmmmm

ymgve
Jan 2, 2004


:dukedog:
Offensive Clock

I loved that Microsoft opened the Gears segment last E3 with the Gears Pop announcement, then continued to present XCOM Gears, and finally went "OK, there's also a proper Gears game coming, take a look at this"

Zereth
Jul 9, 2003



Doc Hawkins posted:

Wow, I'm terrible at this. No, they eat kiviak, and then later hongeohoe, but both reminded me of hakarl.
Oh, rotten bird and rotten non-shark fish, I see.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

RPATDO_LAMD posted:

I'm 99% sure there is already a funko pop monthly lootcrate subscription thing somewhere out there in the world.

Most of those lootcrate things are at least 1/4 funko pops already.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Wait, there's a Gears Xcom coming? That sounds actually good. I mean, even Mario Rabbids Xcom was a good game.

I still have hope I will see that Mass Effect but Xcom game I dreamt about.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

The MSJ posted:

Wait, there's a Gears Xcom coming? That sounds actually good. I mean, even Mario Rabbids Xcom was a good game.

I still have hope I will see that Mass Effect but Xcom game I dreamt about.

Bioware doesnt look likely to survive the next six months much less the time needed to produce such a game

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
loving shame too

FoolyCharged
Oct 11, 2012

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Somebody call for an ant?

The MSJ posted:

Wait, there's a Gears Xcom coming? That sounds actually good. I mean, even Mario Rabbids Xcom was a good game.

I still have hope I will see that Mass Effect but Xcom game I dreamt about.

Aren't there a million xcom2 mods on the workshop that come pretty close to this?

Schubalts
Nov 26, 2007

People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

Zereth posted:

Oh, rotten bird and rotten non-shark fish, I see.

They eat/showcase a whole lot of fermented foods in it. Moyashimon is actually pretty educational about that subset of food and microbes. A lot of research went into it.

Jamfrost
Jul 20, 2013

I'm too busy thinkin' about my baby. Oh I ain't got time for nothin' else.
Slime TrainerS
Enjoy.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1024500/Boobs_em_up/

https://store.steampowered.com/app/982990/Muzzleloaded/

Dareon
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin

:hmmyes:

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

That second one is kind of charming in a 90s shareware nostalgia way.

The first one, just lol.

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy

The MSJ posted:

Wait, there's a Gears Xcom coming? That sounds actually good. I mean, even Mario Rabbids Xcom was a good game.

I still have hope I will see that Mass Effect but Xcom game I dreamt about.

FoolyCharged posted:

Aren't there a million xcom2 mods on the workshop that come pretty close to this?

Yeah thanks to the workshop you can pretty much play XCOM 2 as a total conversion for Mass Effect, Star Wars, or 40k. Or all at once, probably?

(I want Stargate and Ghostbusters)

englerp
Oct 13, 2011

Light Gun Man posted:

(I want Stargate and Ghostbusters)


Still wish some decent developer would snatch up the Stargate license and made a Xcom-like game.

englerp fucked around with this message at 11:18 on Feb 23, 2019

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Oh poo poo, the game from the OP had a sequel:

Dareon
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin

Palpek posted:

Oh poo poo, the game from the OP had a sequel:



"Jetski to escape Cthulhu" is an elevator pitch that I would be on board with.

Morglon
Jan 13, 2010

Safe and sound, detached from reality.
Just like your posting.

Light Gun Man posted:

Yeah thanks to the workshop you can pretty much play XCOM 2 as a total conversion for Mass Effect, Star Wars, or 40k. Or all at once, probably?

(I want Stargate and Ghostbusters)

https://store.steampowered.com/app/280540

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy

I have that, it ain't too bad.

I just really like xcom 2 dressup

Dark_Swordmaster
Oct 31, 2011

Light Gun Man posted:

(I want Stargate and Ghostbusters)


I want a Stargate Dark Souls game based off that episode where they're stuck in the time loop.

Stink Terios
Oct 17, 2012


Palpek posted:

Oh poo poo, the game from the OP had a sequel:



Excuse me, TWO sequels. And DLC.





Most of the soundtrack in the hoversurf one is just beach boy songs.
No, not lovely MIDIs. Mp3s.

SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

Hell yeah Minerneo at gdq can be a block now

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


It looks like even Bad Rats are jumping ship on this one.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


ULTIMATE HARDBASS DEFENCE



A dev update:

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






englerp posted:

Still wish some decent developer would snatch up the Stargate license and made a Xcom-like game.

It's not that nobody wants to, it's that WB won't let them.

OutOfPrint
Apr 9, 2009

Fun Shoe
Oh hey it's jizz on a cracker: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1019070/Soft_cookie/

EDIT: And the next game in my queue was straight up dickgirl porn. I kinda want to poo poo out a unity game that's just a .gif of a vagina twitching, calling it "Literally Porn," and seeing how long it takes Valve to nuke it.

EDIT 2: Holy poo poo I'm finding winners tonight. Here's an acid trip turned 90's alt comic book that looks like it'd be a lot of fun to watch someone else play: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1014570/AlienAfterlife/

OutOfPrint fucked around with this message at 06:49 on Feb 26, 2019

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

OutOfPrint posted:

Oh hey it's jizz on a cracker: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1019070/Soft_cookie/

EDIT: And the next game in my queue was straight up dickgirl porn. I kinda want to poo poo out a unity game that's just a .gif of a vagina twitching, calling it "Literally Porn," and seeing how long it takes Valve to nuke it.

....And it's gone.

OutOfPrint
Apr 9, 2009

Fun Shoe

RatHat posted:

....And it's gone.

poo poo, that was fast. Well, for the record, it was four sub-Poser tier male characters sitting with cans of whipped cream around a table with a cookie on it. The winner got the cookie. It wasn't pornographic, just Newgrounds level humor that would've been really funny 20 years ago in middle school.

Kanfy
Jan 9, 2012

Just gotta keep walking down that road.

RatHat posted:

....And it's gone.

It's not, you just have filters on.

bessantj
Jul 27, 2004


OutOfPrint posted:

Oh hey it's jizz on a cracker: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1019070/Soft_cookie/

EDIT: And the next game in my queue was straight up dickgirl porn. I kinda want to poo poo out a unity game that's just a .gif of a vagina twitching, calling it "Literally Porn," and seeing how long it takes Valve to nuke it.

EDIT 2: Holy poo poo I'm finding winners tonight. Here's an acid trip turned 90's alt comic book that looks like it'd be a lot of fun to watch someone else play: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1014570/AlienAfterlife/

A lot of these posts make me say

VideoGameVet
May 14, 2005

It is by caffeine alone I set my bike in motion. It is by the juice of Java that pedaling acquires speed, the teeth acquire stains, stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my bike in motion.
Now you can play what is probably the worst game I ever worked on:

https://archive.org/details/msdos_Leather_Goddesses_of_Phobos_2_1992

But it's very awfulness is what led to the best game I ever worked on (RTZ).

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

VideoGameVet posted:

Now you can play what is probably the worst game I ever worked on:

https://archive.org/details/msdos_Leather_Goddesses_of_Phobos_2_1992

But it's very awfulness is what led to the best game I ever worked on (RTZ).

That's a pretty bad game, yep!

Dark_Swordmaster
Oct 31, 2011

VideoGameVet posted:

Now you can play what is probably the worst game I ever worked on:

https://archive.org/details/msdos_Leather_Goddesses_of_Phobos_2_1992

But it's very awfulness is what led to the best game I ever worked on (RTZ).

VideoGameVet posted:

Now you can play what is probably the worst game I ever worked on:

https://archive.org/details/msdos_Leather_Goddesses_of_Phobos_2_1992

But it's very awfulness is what led to the best game I ever worked on (RTZ).

You failed to mention that this is in some way broken and will literally make you go deaf.

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747

VideoGameVet posted:

Now you can play what is probably the worst game I ever worked on:

https://archive.org/details/msdos_Leather_Goddesses_of_Phobos_2_1992

But it's very awfulness is what led to the best game I ever worked on (RTZ).

...oh my God, you used to work for loving Infocom!?

e: very curious how one led to the other.

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
I didn't know Leather Goddesses of Phobos even had a sequel, I thought that that game was already just a reskinned cancelled Jill of the Jungle sequel. What's bad about it?

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

FirstAidKite posted:

I didn't know Leather Goddesses of Phobos even had a sequel, I thought that that game was already just a reskinned cancelled Jill of the Jungle sequel. What's bad about it?

It's a nonsense point and click adventure that's about an hour long and bills itself on its horniness, despite being even plainer than your average Leisure Suit Larry game or Spellcasting 101 or whatever.

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

kirbysuperstar posted:

It's a nonsense point and click adventure that's about an hour long and bills itself on its horniness, despite being even plainer than your average Leisure Suit Larry game or Spellcasting 101 or whatever.

Dammit I did that thing again where I confused it with Vinyl Goddess From Mars

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krvqsmPwwr0

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Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎
Thankfully they never got around to Polyester Goddesses From Uranus

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