ChickenOfTomorrow posted:

gonna be some really swanky spiderwebs up there after a while

Canned Panda posted:

Who the gently caress needs FIVE SHOWERHEADS and no toilet?

Ballistic Anomaly posted:

king of no pants posted:

Did he post toilet yet?

Grinning Goblin posted:

Obviously he just needs all of that water to help wafflestomping.

Popo posted:

It's not his ava yet so sadly not.

Lain Iwakura posted:

My ego isn't as big as yours so I don't need a large tub.

Also thanks for sending me that toilet picture. I won't share the photo you sent me, but I will share Maurizio Cattelan's gold toilet which is depicted.



I have some doubts about you having a toilet and closet looking like this.

evilweasel posted:

it's not that people want generic. it's that generic is fine for almost everyone and lets them customize it to themselves somewhat, but something that's highly customized to someone else is not fine for people who aren't them, and it's hard to make it customized to yourself

like maybe you love nautical themes, and beatmasterj loves GAMERZ/bdsm themes; neither of you are going to be happy in each other's custom house and have no real way to get it to something you're happy with. but if you both have a generic house, you can hang some pictures of boats and he can spraypaint black and red and hang up some whips, and you're both pretty happy.

Harry Potter on Ice posted:

I mean, 2 will never get used but that's still cool? Unnecessary but whateva

Snow Cone Capone posted:

I was in Argentina over the summer and all the showers had a shitload of heads, it was weird as hell and the water pressure was terrible:

Hieronymous Alloy posted:

Oh, intellectually I grasp that, lowest common denominator etc.

Even so, it always amazes me how little personality most people's homes seem to have. We're such a pre-fab society.

(also welcome back EW)

YamiNoSenshi posted:

Wasn't that shower the B plot in a Discworld novel?

Queen Combat posted:

Oh also those sinks are trash for everything. I know we talked about it in his last thread, two years ago, but I feel like they're getting a free pass due to everything else being so terrible.

Like, in a normal house, those sinks would be the worst thing you could do. Can't fill them with water, impossible to clean, can't have high pressure faucets or it sprays off the side, can't do an emergency "dip" to correct messed up hair because the faucet is on one side instead of in the middle, can't fill them to wash things like razor blade handles or bras, and the raised, jagged corners will crack your skull open one day.

But no. In this bathroom, they're like a "2" on the "regular hosed up to beatmasterj hosed up" 1-10 scale.

CodfishCartographer posted:

e: hahaha you can see all loving five showerheads here

evilweasel posted:

well, look what happens when people without design skills try to customize their house!

YamiNoSenshi posted:

Wasn't that shower the B plot in a Discworld novel?

xcheopis posted:

Last Continent?

Snow Cone Capone posted:

I was in Argentina over the summer and all the showers had a shitload of heads, it was weird as hell and the water pressure was terrible:

WrenP-Complete posted:

Haha my dad is from Argentina and is an engineer who works on showerheads (in the States). I have no insight on what the gently caress is going on, though certainly he's not personally responsible for the entire trend. But why so many showerheads, dad?!

Ballistic Anomaly posted:

Who What Now posted:

He has almost never (maybe actually never?) mentioned women's opinions after posting the finished pics. I think that he's had a real life woman walk into it and tell him it sucks and/or he's decided the women are stupid and to go whole hog on a Man Cave bathroom.

Ursine Catastrophe posted:

23k was the cost of labor for a contractor coming in to fix the fuckups when it stopped being a DIY project, the granite vanity and the actual materials/fixtures are on top of that

Hot Diggity! posted:

Toilet?

Lain Iwakura posted:

He PM'd me last night.


I'm a girl who keeps her word and didn't post the photo he gave me but it was a hyperlink to an image hosted on the Guggenheim's website so I just went and GIS'd another one.

YamiNoSenshi posted:

Wasn't that shower the B plot in a Discworld novel?

bEatmstrJ posted:

Now that you've all forgotten, I guess I can post these.

Lacey posted:

Since we're talking , imagine doing any of the stereotypical "female" tasks in this bathroom.

Like, imagine trying to regularly sweep and mop a pile of loose gravel. Or imagine trying to keep a bathroom shiny with a full glass wall, two windows and six loving mirrors to clean.

Just imagine trying to get comfortable on plastic rocks beside that beast of a tub so you can bathe an infant.

Lacey posted:

Since we're talking , imagine doing any of the stereotypical "female" tasks in this bathroom.

Like, imagine trying to regularly sweep and mop a pile of loose gravel. Or imagine trying to keep a bathroom shiny with a full glass wall, two windows and six loving mirrors to clean.

Just imagine trying to get comfortable on plastic rocks beside that beast of a tub so you can bathe an infant.

CodfishCartographer posted:

Imagine trying to bathe a baby in the sink!

evilweasel posted:

tbf when we bathed my kid in the sink it was the kitchen sink, because bathroom sinks aren't usually big enough, even normal ones (and in a kitchen sink you can move the faucet)

of course we then used the loving tub once the baby was bigger which, uh, you can't do here

Snow Cone Capone posted:

holy poo poo lol

Lacey posted:

Since we're talking , imagine doing any of the stereotypical "female" tasks in this bathroom.

Like, imagine trying to regularly sweep and mop a pile of loose gravel. Or imagine trying to keep a bathroom shiny with a full glass wall, two windows and six loving mirrors to clean.

Just imagine trying to get comfortable on plastic rocks beside that beast of a tub so you can bathe an infant.

xcheopis posted:

I lied, I think it's Hogfather.

Iron Crowned posted:

This bathroom is for making babies, not maintaining them!