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Trympp
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Is this satire or real? https://twitter.com/virgiltexas/status/1101279538380750853?s=19
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euphronius posted:yeah 
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imagine 8000 year ago being in an Mesopotamian mud town eating fish and thinking wow it can’t get better then this
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That DICK! posted:I saw a prophecy of my children overthrowingme so I ate their fuckin asses Dont post about yer cei fetish itt
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euphronius posted:imagine 8000 year ago being in an Mesopotamian mud town eating fish and thinking wow it can’t get better then this narrator: it didn't
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GrimGypsy posted:some day there will be a post that will be the last post in any trump thread 
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Green Ranger, Best Ranger flute dagger wicked shoulder pads Dragon Zord has beaten both the Power Rangers and the combined forces of Rita and Zedd probably can do a sick nasty motorcycle wheelie
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that dude's got headlights
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I want to hear what bernie said about the mouse pad before he decided it was too frustrating to use and just tossed it up out of the way
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it's pretty important to talk about these more tbh
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fake as gently caress, bernie only posts in the yospos cat pictures thread
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Robert Plant posted:that dude's got headlights i think that's one of those train-based rangers
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euphronius posted:imagine 8000 year ago being in an Mesopotamian mud town eating fish and thinking wow it can’t get better then this They were right.
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would you change any of your posting if you knew Bernie Sanders was reading??
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Joe "Mike Pence is a good person" Biden
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DryGoods posted:would you change any of your posting if you knew Bernie Sanders was reading?? i wouldnt post so horny all the time
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Drunkboxer posted:it's pretty important to talk about these more tbh My friend's kid has a literal one in a million disease 
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Nice monitor you loser
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brugroffil posted:My friend's kid has a literal one in a million disease congratulations on your struggles
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euphronius posted:imagine 8000 year ago being in an Mesopotamian mud town eating fish and thinking wow it can’t get better then this if you had a handful of spices, you were right
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brugroffil posted:Joe "Mike Pence is a good person" Biden they flew on epstein's second, smaller plane, the "Palomino Foal"
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DryGoods posted:would you change any of your posting if you knew Bernie Sanders was reading?? might mix in some beetle borgs
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Squizzle posted:might mix in some beetle borgs now you're speaking my language
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jarofpiss posted:congratulations on your struggles Bigly But yeah rare diseases get very little research attention and even less funding
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Squizzle posted:might mix in some beetle borgs you don't/???!
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DryGoods posted:now you're speaking my language 
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wl5-v_vGVE
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brugroffil posted:My friend's kid has a literal one in a million disease tell don that we're all pulling for jr.
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Trimp!
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the GORKA: find the biggest g*ddamn melon you can find, hallow it out, then fill with a spicy jenkum goulash. read some sun tzu while the jenkum goulash is fermenting
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Hot Karl Marx posted:Is this satire or real? It's real, but no worries: it's definitely getting harder to differentiate satire and reality these days.
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Mar 1, 2019 03:58
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maddow is saying trump did bank fraud and she's making a citizens arrest
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The fact that "Why We Build the Wall" predates TRPMU is loving weird.
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jarofpiss posted:maddow is saying trump did bank fraud and she's making a citizens arrest about time
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I live a pretty normal life, and I thought so did my girlfriend. We've been together for a few months and after things got serious, we moved in together. We started sharing a lot of the household responsibilities, but the one thing she was adamant on doing was the laundry. She would come home and find me in the bedroom getting the laundry together and would quickly ask me to go do something else. I'd come back to finish the laundry and she would have already started it. I always thought it was sweet and never her job to do it alone, but hey, if it makes her happy to do it all the time, I wouldn't stop her. This is where it takes a turn for the weird. I keep all my socks and underwear in the bottom drawer of my dresser. I also go to the gym frequently, so I always keep a good supply of clean gym socks ready to go. I never kept count, but I know by just a visual glance I several pairs. This morning when I went to grab a fresh pair to pack for the gym, I noticed there were several dress socks, but no gym socks. Again, not weird, they must have been in the laundry. I went to check the laundry basket and it was empty, so I checked the washing machine and dryer. Both were empty. I couldn't figure out where all of my gym socks had gone. So, I did the very natural thing of asking my girlfriend what had happened to them. After all, she is the one who does the laundry all the time. She went silent, turned red and ran out of the room. When I went after her to see if she was okay she wouldn't talk to me. I told her I wasn't mad, I was just looking for my socks. She kinda mumbled "I'll don't know." I still wasn't mad, of course, but I was super confused. Socks just don't disappear. So I asked her again, even laughed about it and she just looked at me and got mad and said "I'll buy you new ones!" The first thought that went through my head was she had somehow managed to destroy my socks while washing them. I thought the sight of that was actually pretty funny, so I joked with her about ruining my socks. Wrong. Thing. To. Say. She started immediately crying. Like, full on sobbing. At this point I don't care about the socks anymore, I want to know what's wrong with my girlfriend. I sat down next to her on the bed and put my arm around her and asked her of she was okay. She just kept saying she was sorry and that she would buy me new socks. I tried assuring her again it was okay. Even went so far as to say I would buy new socks and she didn't have to. I sat with her for a few minutes trying to calm her down and eventually had to get ready for work. I told her loved her and got my things together to leave for the day. On my way out I grabbed the garbage to take outside. When I got outside I lifted the lid off the garbage can and I noticed a small plastic bag sitting on top of the garbage already in there. I could see through the bag (kind of the semi see through ones) there were socks in the bag. Since I was sure she had somehow managed to ruin the socks washing them, I wanted to see for myself. I opened the bag and immediately regretted my choice. There, inside the bag, were several pairs of my gym socks covered in what looked like poop. As soon as the smell hit me I knew it WAS POOP. We don't own any pets. We don't have any kids. WHOSE POOP WAS ON MY SOCKS? Work could wait. I couldn't go the rest of the day wondering why my gym socks were covered in poop and inside a plastic bag in the garbage can. I grabbed the bag and walked back inside. As soon as my girlfriend saw the bag she flipped out and started yelling at me. She said I shouldn't be going through the garbage and that I was disgusting for bringing it back into the house. I asked her to calm down and that I just wanted an answer as to why there was poop on my socks. I wasn't blaming her of anything, but she started accusing me of blaming her. That's when it clicked. I don't know what it was that lead me to ask this, but everything leading up to this moment had just been so crazy. I asked her "Is this your poop?" She started sobbing again and ran out of the house. I didn't go after her this time. So, now I am sitting on my bed with a bag a poopy socks on the floor and a lot of questions in my head. The only conclusion is that she used them after going to the bathroom. Which that alone has its own set of questions above everything else. I sent her text asking her to come back. She hasn't responded yet. I don't even know what I'm going to say when (IF) she gets back.
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