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Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011




Donald John Trump was born on June 14, 1946, at the Jamaica Hospital in the Queens borough of New York City.[1][2] His parents were Frederick Christ Trump, a real estate developer, and Mary Anne MacLeod.[3] Trump grew up in the Jamaica Estates neighborhood of Queens, and attended the Kew-Forest School from kindergarten through seventh grade.[4][5] At age 13, he was enrolled in the New York Military Academy,[6][7] a private boarding school, after his parents discovered that he had made frequent trips into Manhattan without their permission.[8][9] In 1964, Trump enrolled at Fordham University.[6][10] After two years, he transferred to the Wharton School of the University of Pennsylvania.[10][11] While at Wharton, he worked at the family business, Elizabeth Trump & Son.[12] He graduated in May 1968 with a BSc in economics.

Now That's What I Call TRMUP!: Volume I -- Dawn of the Escalator
Now That's What I Call TRMUP!: Volume II -- The End of All Things
Now That's What I Call TRMUP!: Volume III -- A Guide for Post-Apocalyptic Living
Now That's What I Call TRMUP!: Volume IV -- The Edge of the AbyssThat's Very Strange, This Entire Thread Is Blank!
Now That's What I Call TRMUP!: Volume V -- Wet Hot American Summer (of Piss)
TRMUP!: Pardoning Dog Murderers to Counter Program Hurricanes
TRMUP!: "Greatest Mass Shooting in American History! Record breaking!"
TRMUP!: October 2017: LFG for Mana Fort Raid
TRMUP!: November 2017: A Healthy Debate on Child loving
TRMUP!: December 2017: I didn't want that safety net anyway.
TRMUP!: January 2018: A Very Stable Genius Shuts Down America
TRMUP!: February 2018 Part 1: A Brief Respite of Murder the ghost of aatrek haunts this thread
TRMUP!: February 2018 Part 2: A Hopeless Situation
TRMUP!: March 2018: Mustache Questions for War Criminals
TRMUP!: April 2018: It's a Little Tough to Watch
TRMUP!: May 2018: "meltdown" "may"
TRMUP!: June 2018: The Un-decnuclearizeable Kimmy Un & Trumpcentration Camps
TRMUP!: July 2018: GET ME A COKE, PLEASE
TRMUP!: August 2018: Gone McBrain
TRMUP!: September 2018: Kav Maga
TRMUP!: October 2018: Mohammed Bone Sawman
TUBP!: November 2018: very legal & very cool
TRMUP!: December 2018: Are you still a believer in Santa? Because at seven it's marginal, right?
TRMUP!: January 2019: Real Piss Tape is Very Real
TRMUP!: February 2019: Cohen' insane



In 1988 and 1989, Trump hosted WrestleMania IV and V at Boardwalk Hall. He has been an active participant in several WWE shows, most notably at WrestleMania 23 in the corner of Bobby Lashley who competed against Umaga with WWE Chairman Vince McMahon in his corner, in the "Battle of the Billionaires" Hair vs. Hair match, with either Trump or McMahon having their head shaved if their competitor lost. During the match Trump tackled Vince and Lashley defeated Umaga, and along with special guest referee Stone Cold Steve Austin, he and Trump both proceeded to shave McMahon bald.[243]




Flavius Aetass has issued a correction as of 21:50 on Mar 27, 2019

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Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
*RESERVED FOR PRESIDENT TRUMP*

Flavius Aetass has issued a correction as of 22:42 on Mar 2, 2019

rump buttman
Feb 14, 2018

I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili



gross

Mr. Fish
Sep 13, 2017

INLAND EMPIRE — This is a team with a lot of past, but little present. And almost no future.
TURMP!!!!!

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

A Big Fuckin Hornet
Nov 1, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



oh man rtremp

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon
wihch thred DO I POIDSPOIST :IN aektuwmapds;a

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k
Remember... Sailor?? :ohdear:

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
i will never not post the cpac drink list

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
it is february

A Big Fuckin Hornet
Nov 1, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Rocks
Dec 30, 2011

trump pardoned scooter libby lmao

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Flavius Aetass posted:

right here folkjs

fix the op or your banned, mother Fucker

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

long live the king

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


ScrubLeague posted:

it is february

Al !
Jan 5, 2019

by Hand Knit
this one's to cold

Dammerung
Oct 17, 2008

"Dang, that's hot."


Joementum posted:

i will never not post the cpac drink list



Mexico will pay for my drinks? Nice.

Ayn Randi
Mar 12, 2009


Grimey Drawer
tomp

a messed up horse
Mar 11, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k

Joementum posted:

i will never not post the cpac drink list



I dunno... Sans drink names, reads like boring white man, the drink Menu

Red Minjo
Oct 20, 2010

Out of the houses, which is the most blue?

The answer might not be be obvious at first.

Gravy Boat 2k
I gotta admit it here: I got the brain disease that makes me want to post other people's jokes on Twitter but worse. I #resist that urge though.

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
this is violence

go for a stroll
Sep 10, 2003

you'll never make it out alive







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limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

Joementum posted:

i will never not post the cpac drink list



wonder what the diaper protest is

Al !
Jan 5, 2019

by Hand Knit
mexico is already not paying for the wall

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

Joementum posted:

i will never not post the cpac drink list



Trump - piss

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Dammerung posted:

Mexico will pay for my drinks? Nice.

the bartender got tired of that joke about five seconds into the shift

Grizzled Patriarch
Mar 27, 2014

These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.



that new trump smell

rump buttman
Feb 14, 2018

I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili



ScrubLeague posted:

it is tromp history munth

ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!

Smythe posted:

fix the op or your banned, mother Fucker

You should permanently close this and every iteration of this thread from now on since they are worse than having prions in your brain.

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k

:hmmyes:

Al !
Jan 5, 2019

by Hand Knit

2DCAT posted:

I dunno... Sans drink names, reads like boring white man, the drink Menu

i have news 4 you about who goes to cpac

Harry Potter on Ice
Nov 4, 2006


IF IM NOT BITCHING ABOUT HOW SHITTY MY LIFE IS, REPORT ME FOR MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HIJACKED

Flavius Aetass posted:

*stretches back* yep, king of the month

Better than that other dummy imo

Robert Plant
Jan 6, 2015

trum

NofrikinfuN
Apr 23, 2009


TRUM

e: you have to be kidding me

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Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



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