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Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

no meds = f4

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DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Pancakes posted:

What, being you generally or specifically poopsocks?

*intense eye contact*

i'm the lawyer now

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

I don't really get what's going on here

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
best part about a poop sock is it's shaped perfectly to clean the inside of ur rear end in a top hat too.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Chinatown posted:

fat gently caress is gonna tweet some WILD poo poo tomorrow morning yo


lock the gently caress in and pour yourselves a few crispy cold ones because its bout to pop off bruvs

How is that different from any other morning

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

DryGoods posted:

*intense eye contact*

i'm the lawyer now

gently caress

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
Good TRUMP to you all, what's poppin tonight

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

FAUXTON posted:

How is that different from any other morning

he got completely clowned in the USA and Asia simultaneously.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
*Turns in lawyerin' gun*

:smith:

Discount Dracula
Aug 15, 2003


Nap Ghost

https://youtu.be/x4ZDASXwwuI

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

C-Euro posted:

Good TRUMP to you all, what's poppin tonight

Socks, apparently.

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Fallen Hamprince posted:

really surprised that trump would pick an african-american to lead ICE but i support his decision

:trumppop:

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

C-Euro posted:

Good TRUMP to you all, what's poopin tonight

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

this article leaves a lot of big questions unanswered :thunk:

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
if you're ever in a street fight, poop in your sock and use it as an improvised weapon. your opponent will never see it coming!

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Admiral Ray posted:

if you're ever in a street fight, poop in your sock and use it as an improvised weapon. your opponent will never see it coming!

unless you're cumshitter

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe


sup

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

FAUXTON posted:

modi gonna abandon the no first use policy and say it's because the chuds of northwest india deserve absolute protection

Nuke Kashmir so no-one can have it. Problem solved.

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
the jacob wohl:

*recipe was recently deleted from social media*

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

lmao forever

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

Admiral Ray posted:

if you're ever in a street fight, poop in your sock and use it as an improvised weapon. your opponent will never see it coming!

Usually pulling your pants down and grunting gets the job done

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

DryGoods posted:

has gun girl even done anything for cpac? shameful

JaWohl and Looms can't even get in and they still held a press briefing and had a tiny bodyguard

DId they share the tiny bodyguard or did they have one each?

no pubes yet sorry
Sep 11, 2003

DryGoods posted:

i'm not being funny. i'm literally the girlfriend who used socks for poop.

it feels so good

like sands through the hourglass...

these are the days of our lives

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
I went on a really long run today and now I'm very tired and drinking bourbon.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

Hillary 2020 posted:

DId they share the tiny bodyguard or did they have one each?

One each, but only one AirPod for each bodyguard.

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Hillary 2020 posted:

DId they share the tiny bodyguard or did they have one each?

and yes, that IS an airpod in his bodyguard's ear

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Admiral Ray posted:

if you're ever in a street fight,

spaceblancmange
Apr 19, 2018

#essereFerrari


America 2008

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

Joementum posted:

if you watch philip glass's masterpiece about how racism failed and continues to fail st louis the algorithm tells you this is probably because bush did nine eleven



lmao the algorithm owns, the machine uprising killed us before a single computer ever came close to achieving sentience

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
the baked alaska:

get some hosed up looking and miscut canadian bacon that has been sitting on same shelf as the milk, sugar and whatever else you have that's white. mix in some generic beer that has an american flag on the can.


the laura loomer:

same as the baked alaska but gently caress up the recipe and then fart in your own face

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




neutral milf hotel posted:

the baked alaska:

get some hosed up looking and miscut canadian bacon that has been sitting on same shelf as the milk, sugar and whatever else you have that's white. mix in some generic beer that has an american flag on the can.


the laura loomer:

same as the baked alaska but gently caress up the recipe and then fart in your own face

the laura loomer is "sorry only blue checkmarks get drinks"

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




or a handcuff key in a shot glass

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

DryGoods posted:

and yes, that IS an airpod in his bodyguard's ear



i guess it's an ~aesthetic~ that every one of these fucks' ties have to look like they were fashioned out of wrapping paper

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

DryGoods posted:

and yes, that IS an airpod in his bodyguard's ear



Oh my god.

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

DryGoods posted:

and yes, that IS an airpod in his bodyguard's ear



that's a tanned bobby hill lol

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe
i'm gonna guzzle vodka and pass out i think

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Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
extremely john kelly voice:
oh i would do anything for trump
but i won't do that

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