Interior Design: three furries press

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Space Kablooey: May 6, 2009

bEatmstrJ posted:

Now that you've all forgotten, I guess I can post these.

I'm not an interior decorator so I'm not sure if that's the correct thing to do, but I really hate how the long drawer handle is aligned to the handle of the other drawer, instead of being centered.

# ? Mar 1, 2019 04:03

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ChickenOfTomorrow: Nov 11, 2012; god damn it, you've got to be kind

I still cannot believe this exists. Your bathroom should be hanging out with the kids who do competitive vaping.

# ? Mar 1, 2019 04:04

Facebook Aunt: Oct 4, 2008; wiggle wiggle

Animal-Mother posted:

One of the in my life told me she'd be more impressed with a guy who sleeps in a big race car bed.

Replace the out-of-place white bathtub with a kickin' rad racecar tub.

# ? Mar 1, 2019 04:04

Somfin: Oct 25, 2010; In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.; Nap Ghost

I want a bathroom that says one word and that word is "actually..."

# ? Mar 1, 2019 04:05

Azza Bamboo: Apr 7, 2018; THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021

Facebook Aunt posted:

Replace the out-of-place white bathtub with a kickin' rad racecar tub.

Then replace the pebbles with a rocks and LEDs that look like smouldering coals

# ? Mar 1, 2019 04:06

Ayin: Jan 6, 2010; Have a great day.

Hello DIY subforum

Bad Munki posted:

Cat5? Geez, everyone knows you need fiber for toilet biz.

this is an underappreciated post

elise the great posted:

I mean, I don�t think it�s a render, it would be agonizingly difficult to make a render with that many lovely little imprecise details. It�s just that we haven�t yet seen a photo that wasn�t heavily fixed up. I bet that bathroom is so dim and confusingly lit, it looks like a basement in Morrowind.

I don't know, it's not that hard to unpeg your textures...

# ? Mar 1, 2019 04:07

Yakiniku Teishoku: Mar 16, 2011; Peace On Egg

Facebook Aunt posted:

Replace the out-of-place white bathtub with a kickin' rad racecar tub.

I'm pretty sure the reason he doesn't want to show us the toilet room is because the toilet is a racecar

# ? Mar 1, 2019 04:10

Animal-Mother: Feb 14, 2012; RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

Toilets With Laughable Auras

# ? Mar 1, 2019 04:12

Slugworth: Feb 18, 2001; If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!

Relentless posted:

SOCKS SOCKS SOCKS SOCKS SOCKS SOCKS

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3871254

I can't stress enough that he looked at socks, and learning nothing from his past, cut the tops off of them.

# ? Mar 1, 2019 04:16

FoldableHuman: Mar 26, 2017

HardDiskD posted:

How the heck do you remodel your entire bathroom to be that nightmare and then just don't bother with the toilet?

Just imagine being a :females:

coming home with him. What's the bigger :ohno:

moment, the bathroom itself, or the toilet closet with bare, "water damaged" drywall?

# ? Mar 1, 2019 04:22

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wesleywillis posted:

In fairness, I've showered with a before and unless the sole purpose of that shower is sexy time, it really sucks showering with someone else.
You stand there all cold while they soap up,/shampoo or whatever, then you switch spots and they stand there and freeze etc. Then when one of you is done you get out and drip water on the floor instead of drying off in the tub/shower.

One showerhead at each end of a standard size tub is livable and avoids the freezing your giblets off while waiting for your turn in the water issue, but it really needs to be a bigger tub. A 6ft or larger tub would be pretty much ideal. Allows individual temp settings too.

I posted my bathroom pls respond

And if you send me loving Google image search results for a toilet (or anything that is not your toilet) I don't know what I'll do yet but you won't like it.

# ? Mar 1, 2019 04:26

Grand Fromage: Jan 30, 2006; L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?

Not gonna lie the idea of a huge shower with like 20 shower heads all around sounds pretty awesome if you have the pressure and heater to handle it.

# ? Mar 1, 2019 04:28

Augus: Mar 9, 2015

the ultimate weapon for attracting :females:

# ? Mar 1, 2019 04:34

Dirt Road Junglist: Oct 8, 2010; We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are

So, I think we're focusing on the wrong sort of females here. We're thinking of bEatmasterJ getting laid his own self, but he keeps saying it's for :females:

who want to influence their male partner's house buying decisions by getting way too sploosh over this bathroom.

# ? Mar 1, 2019 04:35

Queen Combat: Dec 29, 2017; Lipstick Apathy

Yeah but he designed it, ergo it's basically his penis in bathroom form. Or something I was bad in psych class.

# ? Mar 1, 2019 04:37

Gruckles: Mar 11, 2013

Augus posted:

the ultimate weapon for attracting

I always cry at the part where The Tub AI chooses to crash through the floor, sacrificing itself to destroy the threat of mold coming from its rocks system.

# ? Mar 1, 2019 04:42

Queen Combat: Dec 29, 2017; Lipstick Apathy

If you walk into the shower backwards right at the intersection where the door cutout meets the towel bench, and continue holding the thumbstick down, you keep building speed until the engine glitches and teleports you into the toilet closet.

# ? Mar 1, 2019 04:48

Midnight Voyager: Jul 2, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

Maybe bathroom guy is Sundowner from Revengeance and he's trying to woo Mistral with this thing. The Winds of Destruction do have a bit of a red/black thing going on.

At least it'd mean the bathroom has a sweet boss theme.

# ? Mar 1, 2019 04:52

there wolf: Jan 11, 2015; by Fluffdaddy

Gruckles posted:

I'm very curious about the water pressure and water heater situation with the 5+ showerheads. I'm sure its something normal like you can only switch on 2 at a time, but I would love a shower that when you walk in you're assailed with water as if you're in a car wash.

Those exist! I used one at a hotel spa once; it was a little cubicle with multiple jets on every wall spraying you from all sides. It was pretty cool.

# ? Mar 1, 2019 05:07

bobmarleysghost: Mar 7, 2006

I personally think the feds should stop trying to find the piss tape and focus solely on getting the toilet pic.

# ? Mar 1, 2019 05:10

BONESAWWWWWW: Dec 23, 2009

Beatmaster I've been looking at houses with my SO lately, who is a very normal :females:

, and I showed her your bathroom pics with no prompt. I got an "oh, honey..." and a very disappointed look. Is this what you were going for? I don't want her unfair power over the house buying decision to rule out such a sick toilet-less bathroom with no door.

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Cease to Hope: Dec 12, 2011

# ? Mar 1, 2019 05:20

Pentecoastal Elites: Feb 27, 2007

post the toilet pictures, you cowards

# ? Mar 1, 2019 05:38

The Kins: Oct 2, 2004

Pentecoastal Elites posted:

post the toilet pictures, you cowards

I think the recipients said they were just clearly the first results for "toilet" on GIS.

Also:

Cat Mattress posted:

# ? Mar 1, 2019 06:15

Tetracube: Feb 12, 2014; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Animal-Mother posted:

One of the in my life told me she'd be more impressed with a guy who sleeps in a big race car bed.

# ? Mar 1, 2019 06:23

Potato Salad: Oct 23, 2014; nobody cares

I never remembered very much about where and how I first saw 9/11, but I will remember with crystal clarity where I was when I saw "lol I ruined my house" guy ruin his house a second time then defend it.

# ? Mar 1, 2019 06:37

Seraphic Neoman: Jul 19, 2011

Not mine

EDIT: if a goon wants to claim credit for this perfection, lemme know.

# ? Mar 1, 2019 06:43

bobmarleysghost: Mar 7, 2006

It's perfect

# ? Mar 1, 2019 06:52

MassRafTer: May 26, 2001; BAEST MODE!!!

The wildest thing about this bathroom is that people were supposedly PMed pictures of the sacred toilet and then didn't instantly repost them because they were asked not to.

Or the socks.

# ? Mar 1, 2019 06:55

Anne Whateley: Feb 11, 2007; i like nice words

As far as we know, he hasn't sent anyone pics of the actual toilet. He's just trolling people and sending gis results for toilet

# ? Mar 1, 2019 06:57

bobmarleysghost: Mar 7, 2006

Fig 1. OP, pictured

# ? Mar 1, 2019 06:59

MassRafTer: May 26, 2001; BAEST MODE!!!

Anne Whateley posted:

As far as we know, he hasn't sent anyone pics of the actual toilet. He's just trolling people and sending gis results for toilet

Wow this man has no honor. I thought honor was a big thing among his kind.

# ? Mar 1, 2019 07:00

Rondette: Nov 4, 2009; Your friendly neighbourhood Postie.; Grimey Drawer

This is so funny to me as one of the houses we were looking to rent had a (admittedly less XXXTTREEEME) kitchen with a similar aesthetic.

Rondette fucked around with this message at 07:14 on Mar 1, 2019

# ? Mar 1, 2019 07:11

Nessus: Dec 22, 2003; After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!

What's that mystery box over the oven, the replicator?

# ? Mar 1, 2019 07:30

a cyberpunk goose: May 21, 2007

posting these on behalf of someone who is banned

# ? Mar 1, 2019 07:32

Elentor: Dec 14, 2004; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

waah posted:

My wife actually likes this bathroom. "It has a spot where I can sit down and do my hair!"

I have never been more disappointed in her.

I have an ex who even after context said "idgi, it looks very cool" but she also owns gamer cases and everything in her room is rgb-lit so in retrospective it doesn't seem an out of place response.

# ? Mar 1, 2019 08:35