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Maybe Oz can be a "counter earth" that always stays obscured from our vision by another planet like planet X in Godzilla vs The Astro Monster or the World of Gor books.
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SuperMechagodzilla posted:How about an Oz story where it’s explicitly not drugs (or head injury, etc.)? An asteroid belt sized ring of dead astro/chrononaut bodies sounds metal as gently caress. The imagery reminds me of a story arc from Robert Kirkman's Invincible.
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# ? Mar 1, 2019 01:34 |
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Detective No. 27 posted:Guess they're saving it for the sequel. I wouldn't put it past WWE to go full Self Destruction Of The Ultimate Warrior on Alberto El Patron
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# ? Mar 1, 2019 01:42 |
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The Doctor seems to be the only character in pop culture who figured out the whole movement of the planets problem with time travel.
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Uncle Wemus posted:Maybe Oz can be a "counter earth" that always stays obscured from our vision by another planet like planet X in Godzilla vs The Astro Monster or the World of Gor books. Ain't no planet X cuz ain't no globe earth
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# ? Mar 1, 2019 02:17 |
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Uncle Wemus posted:Maybe Oz can be a "counter earth" that always stays obscured from our vision by another planet like planet X in Godzilla vs The Astro Monster or the World of Gor books. That movie actually exists and is super dope - it’s called Journey To The Far Side Of The Sun, and is about an astronaut who crash-lands on what he believes to be a mirror version of Earth on the other side of the sun (obviously).
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SuperMechagodzilla posted:That movie actually exists and is super dope - it’s called Journey To The Far Side Of The Sun, and is about an astronaut who crash-lands on what he believes to be a mirror version of Earth on the other side of the sun (obviously). Oh drat. Now I gotta track that down.
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edit: never mind, sold out
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Uncle Wemus posted:Oh drat. Now I gotta track that down. It’s in my favourite non-genre: films without plot twists, where the characters never actually figure out what’s going on.
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SuperMechagodzilla posted:It’s in my favourite non-genre: films without plot twists, where the characters never actually figure out what’s going on. Oooh, I think I saw at least two films at Sundance that fit that description, but I can't really name them without basically spoiling them
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SuperMechagodzilla posted:It’s in my favourite non-genre: films without plot twists, where the characters never actually figure out what’s going on. Holy poo poo quote:Prior to a screening in the 1980s, a telecine operator viewed the print and, being unfamiliar with the premise of the film, concluded that the scenes set on the parallel Earth had been reversed in error. An additional "flop-over" edit restored the image to normal, which became the standard for all broadcasts but compromised the plot: if Doppelgänger is screened in this modified form, the viewer is led to conclude that the parallel Ross has landed on the non-reversed, normal Earth.
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The Void if such an odd movie, the effects are decent and everything else is just so cheap looking. I understand that it's a product of how they funded the movie, but it's still weird to see.
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SuperMechagodzilla posted:How about an Oz story where it’s explicitly not drugs (or head injury, etc.)? I've always wanted to write a story where a detective has to go back in time to find and incapacitate the guy who invented the time machine, which is now loving up the entire history of everything because we've reached the end of actual time and, rather than die, we've been sending people back over and over to find new places and times to populate and now every place everywhere every time is jam-packed with people, because the more people get sent back, the more arrive at the end of time, creating a catastrophic endless loop of absolute overpopulation.
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# ? Mar 1, 2019 05:01 |
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Okay, I think I cracked a big part of my story about the suburban explorers: a pistol. I'm just not sure if it's better for someone to get shot accidentally in the midst of an adventure, or if someone straight up steal it. Or maybe both.
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# ? Mar 1, 2019 05:49 |
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If anyone is going to see Fighting with the Family, I highly recommend watching the Channel 4 doc I posted right after. It's not just that the movie is kind of run-of-the-mill feel goodery that takes all sorts of liberties, it's that those liberties become a meta-textual analogy for WWE's whole soap opera branding process. There's literally a scene in the doc where Bevis is making a joke about how WWE is writing her character that you could directly carry over to her character in the film. It's fascinating because, like, if you're a WWE fan, you could clearly just remember/look up what Paige's costume was for her RAW debut. It was totally not this badass girl next door thing, they literally just dressed her like a '80s metal video back-up dancer like everyone else.
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Baron von Eevl posted:The Void if such an odd movie, the effects are decent and everything else is just so cheap looking. I understand that it's a product of how they funded the movie, but it's still weird to see. Even with tempered expectations I didn't like that movie. I just...didn't really like a single drat thing about it other than some effects.
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Egbert Souse posted:edit: never mind, sold out You did? Congratulations!
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Coffee And Pie posted:Okay, I think I cracked a big part of my story about the suburban explorers: a pistol. I'm just not sure if it's better for someone to get shot accidentally in the midst of an adventure, or if someone straight up steal it. Or maybe both. Proving once again that all you need for cinema is a girl and a gun.
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# ? Mar 1, 2019 11:53 |
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Baron von Eevl posted:The Void if such an odd movie, the effects are decent and everything else is just so cheap looking. I understand that it's a product of how they funded the movie, but it's still weird to see. It was half-improvised and essentially shot on the cheap in a weekend. And looks and feels like it. The only good thing about that movie was the ending and the visuals of the cultists. Everything else was poorly made trash.
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Samuel Clemens posted:Proving once again that all you need for cinema is a girl and a gun. From what I’ve seen, you just need a middle aged white guy with a gun
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Coffee And Pie posted:From what I’ve seen, you just need a middle aged white guy with a gun > use gun on white guy
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# ? Mar 1, 2019 14:42 |
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If anyone's interested, the podcast I posted about a few weeks back is still going and we just had former Smug Film contributor and current Back Row Cine Blog co-founder Jenna Ipcar on to do an episode on Joel Schumacher's 8mm as well as a bonus episode on Elaine May's Ishtar if that's of interest to any of y'all. They're pretty good discussions I do think! https://soundcloud.com/numberonemoviepodcast/ep-9-weekend-of-2261999-8mm-feat-jenna-ipcar https://soundcloud.com/numberonemoviepodcast/bonus-episode-ipcar-on-ishtar
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Baron von Eevl posted:The Void if such an odd movie, the effects are decent and everything else is just so cheap looking. I understand that it's a product of how they funded the movie, but it's still weird to see. Shameless self promotion: Nameless Cults just did an episode on this one if yr curious (we liked it a lot more than it seems like people here did)
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SuperMechagodzilla posted:That was it. It’s a three-sentence story. The Three Sentence Problem.
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# ? Mar 1, 2019 16:23 |
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feedmyleg posted:It was half-improvised and essentially shot on the cheap in a weekend. And looks and feels like it. I wouldn't go that far I think it did what it set out to do how it set out to do it but with the restrictions that still only brings it to like a solid 6. It clearly soars above things like Beyond the Gates.
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Uncle Boogeyman posted:Shameless self promotion: Nameless Cults just did an episode on this one if yr curious (we liked it a lot more than it seems like people here did) Yup, paused the episode so I could watch it before you got too far into it.
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# ? Mar 1, 2019 17:54 |
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Detective No. 27 posted:I feel really bad about the posts I made defending Singer before it was really apparent that the allegations were real. I'm a big cheerleader for Days of Future Past. X1 gets more and more quaint as time goes on, which is a shame, because the whole "forcing people to be mutants" thing is an idea with legs that never really gets followed up on. Coffee And Pie posted:Okay, I think I cracked a big part of my story about the suburban explorers: a pistol. I'm just not sure if it's better for someone to get shot accidentally in the midst of an adventure, or if someone straight up steal it. Or maybe both. What does someone getting shot do for you, though? Is it for the climax? A death? Writing a character or two out as someone drags the victim off to the hospital? I'm not trying to downplay the idea at all and clearly it's inspiring you to do something. These are just the questions that spring to mind for me when I read your post.
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# ? Mar 1, 2019 18:18 |
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By the way, that time travel thing SMG mentioned is like one of the major plot points (or whatever you'd call it in this context) of World of Tomorrow, a short that you all should have watched by now quite frankly.
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# ? Mar 1, 2019 18:30 |
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Adlai Stevenson posted:I'm a big cheerleader for Days of Future Past. X1 gets more and more quaint as time goes on, which is a shame, because the whole "forcing people to be mutants" thing is an idea with legs that never really gets followed up on. To me that’s the moment everything goes to poo poo, like I’m working something out where the person gets shot by accident is the leader of the gang, and the shooter tries to pin it on the protagonist? I haven’t gotten that far yet As for what happens, they would leave them there and get their story straight as having gone too far and that they were shot by the homeowner, and later realizing it wouldn’t work as a story. It also introduces the missing gun as something to worry about.
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This is much better than that first trailer. I am considerably hyped for this, now. Also, Milla Jovovich is forever and refuses to age. It's incredible. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-VSALNwE3E
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Gonz posted:This is much better than that first trailer. I am considerably hyped for this, now. I am not feeling that at all.
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# ? Mar 1, 2019 19:08 |
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The last line would’ve been better if it was said by Ron Perlman
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CelticPredator posted:The last line would’ve been better if it was said by Ron Perlman I mean this is true of pretty much every line of dialogue
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Coffee And Pie posted:To me that’s the moment everything goes to poo poo, like I’m working something out where the person gets shot by accident is the leader of the gang, and the shooter tries to pin it on the protagonist? I haven’t gotten that far yet So it would be a pivot point where the whole focus of the movie changes? All right, I can dig that. -- So yesterday I crawled out from under the rock I'd been for the past few months and saw a movie in the theater for the first time in a long while. Turns out over half the previews I saw were for things I want to see as soon as they come out, like Captain Marvel, Us, and Godzilla. Feels pretty good to have fun things to look forward to after a year or two of being mostly unmotivated by the spring/summer release schedule. Also maybe Pet Sematary won't be bad. The Kid may be interesting. It looks like Starfish didn't get much of a limited release but will be available for streaming in May. Should be a fun few months!
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# ? Mar 1, 2019 19:21 |
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The new Hellboy's mouth looks like a toothy anus, they should've went with the more hard edged mouth that Pearlman rocked and was more on model to the original character design.
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# ? Mar 1, 2019 19:21 |
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CelticPredator posted:The last line would’ve been better if it was said by Ron Perlman Harbour sounds like he's fighting with his prosthetics or something. His voice sounds really weird.
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# ? Mar 1, 2019 19:23 |
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All the characters in that trailer look kind of weird and uncomfortable in a way I can't quite put my finger on. This isn't necessarily a bad thing or inappropriate to Hellboy, though, it's just a contrast to Guillermo del Toro, who loves monsters so much that I don't think he's really capable of designing or portraying monsters who feel weird and uncomfortable about being monsters. I'm cautiously optimistic.
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# ? Mar 1, 2019 19:23 |
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drat. I decided to finally publish a game I made a few years back and got hit with needing to fill out a form that requires a company name. I came up with a bunch I liked but a quick Google search showed that every drat one was already taken. I just wanna hit that drat publish button...
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# ? Mar 1, 2019 19:49 |
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March MotM thread is up: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3883459
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feedmyleg posted:drat. I decided to finally publish a game I made a few years back and got hit with needing to fill out a form that requires a company name. I came up with a bunch I liked but a quick Google search showed that every drat one was already taken. I just wanna hit that drat publish button... Groverhaus Productions?
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