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tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Mariana Horchata posted:

i want a chicken sandwich

🐔

make one with li'l waffles as the bread and syrup on the chicken

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Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Over There posted:

Google made a huge hissy fit that I see this gif that it created of a video of my dog.



tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 352 days!
Putting gamgams kidney medication in the bowl

"Lets get wild'

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




I'm sick w/ a sore throat and I'm laughing so painfully hard at that post

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
No, not that kind of constitution.

God dammit, stop calling Rudy. He’s not a real lawyer anyway.

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
https://twitter.com/Well_Regulated_/status/1101507606697394177

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005


the rationale for any authoritarian strongman set on ruling for life

Mouth Ze Dong
Jan 2, 2005

Aint no thing like me, 'cept me.
Mike Pence just veered off script to endorse reading books to your kids
https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1101510424506388483?s=19

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Louisgod posted:

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1101496068221603840

how can we continue to encourage the death of Ohioians?

The Crack Baby panic is back, but much less racist because it's mostly whites.

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Pancakes posted:

*Rolls an 8*

Your insurance fraud opens a flaming gate to the Nine Hells. A Baatezu emerges. You can sacrifice a Lesser Offspring to it or attempt to make a constitution check.

Hmm trunp has low con, better give it tiffany

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
The demon rejects your sacrificial offering of Tiffany. Nobody wants her.

Vishass
Feb 1, 2004

Sheldon has always been the picture of health. Where is Hillary in all of this?

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


drat. eric you're up!

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





Louisgod posted:

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1101496068221603840

how can we continue to encourage the death of Ohioians?

for the edification of the thread

https://twitter.com/MelissaMermaid/status/1101503369972199425?s=20

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004


can we call this “pulling a scalici”?

Vishass
Feb 1, 2004

mdemone posted:

people of all generations including my high school students think the Momo suicide challenge is real, because the media told them it was, despite it not actually being true.

The Momo challenge is real, I did it, and I'm dead as hell.

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015



A Chicago-area man whose long-time girlfriend was breaking up with him murdered her, their two children, and himself yesterday.

Ban all handguns

MysteriousStranger
Mar 3, 2016
My "vacation" is a euphemism for war tourism in Ukraine for some "bloody work" to escape my boring techie job and family.

Ask me about my warcrimes.

Bethamphetamine posted:

The Crack Baby panic is back, but much less racist because it's mostly whites.

They only care because it's their voters dropping like flies.

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
there are counties in WV that are literally going bankrupt trying to deal with all the opioid deaths rn, so she ain't exactly lying

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Louisgod posted:

pill parties except every pill is viagra and they all gently caress each other

Just remember: you need at least 6 people for an orgy

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

well at least somone has a worst day than me

WarMECH
Dec 23, 2004
time to end this war on drugs now that its killing our political base :ohdear:

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

lmao at them continuing to harp on the opioid crisis when tupm threw like $1B at it over two years and is trying to spend five times that on WALL

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost

The Steve Scalise

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




dads friend steve posted:

can we call this “pulling a scalici”?

yaas scaleesi slay

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 352 days!

dads friend steve posted:

can we call this “pulling a scalici”?

Scalisi, first of his name: Father of the Phantombone, Protector of Christian pedophiles, the Eunuch

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


Schnorkles posted:

there are counties in WV that are literally going bankrupt trying to deal with all the opioid deaths rn, so she ain't exactly lying

proposal: confiscate every pharma exec's wealth after tossing them in prison to help pay for it

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth

nice

Mouth Ze Dong
Jan 2, 2005

Aint no thing like me, 'cept me.

TMMadman posted:

Just remember: you need at least 6 people for an orgy

What's it called when its 2 guys and 3 girls but only 1 of the girls will do you and neither of the girls do your friend and later you find out the one girl who did you has an uncle who married your aunt

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

public health ppl could do a lot to mitigate the opioid crisis with like idk $20 billion dollars, which is still less than the annual estimated social cost of the crisis. in the early 90s people spent a lot of money to fix the AIDS crisis (much later than they should have ofc)) and was very effective

instead we get WALL though M

mad.radhu
Jan 8, 2006




Fun Shoe

Schnorkles posted:

there are counties in WV that are literally going bankrupt trying to deal with all the opioid deaths rn, so she ain't exactly lying

I absolutely believe her that the opioid crisis is, in fact, a crisis, but I somehow doubt her solution is anything productive. maybe a "build more prisons" with "we need WALL", definitely not "treat it as a health problem and not a crime problem and lock up all pharma execs"

TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.


brugroffil posted:

A Chicago-area man whose long-time girlfriend was breaking up with him murdered her, their two children, and himself yesterday.

Ban all handguns

pssh the kill count needs to be 10+ nowadays to even get a mention

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Just give me all the opioids

Crisis solved

Ashmole
Oct 5, 2008

This wish was granted by Former DILF
WATCH DONALD TRIMP get CUCKED by TOTALLY ALPHA KIM (nsfw)

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

mad.radhu posted:

I absolutely believe her that the opioid crisis is, in fact, a crisis, but I somehow doubt her solution is anything productive. maybe a "build more prisons" with "we need WALL", definitely not "treat it as a health problem and not a crime problem"

there isn't such a thing as a conservative solution to the opioid crisis because they refuse to actually correctly diagnose the source of the problem

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



shoots self in nuts: OW MY BALLS

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Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING


Lol there is no way in hell he isn't going to attempt a coup if he gets voted out of office

and its a coinflip at best that he will succeed

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