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Synthbuttrange posted:Why Newspaper Spider-man is the best: Do you think they rolled a die to see which of his powers MJ was going to remind him about?
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Gnome de plume posted:Also he can just grab onto the side of the buildings but hey, he's trying his hardest. Are you sure? It looks like a brick building and you know how those work in this universe.
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Feb 26, 2019 04:04
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This comic is the most perfect distillation of Newspaper Spider-Man to date. All it lacks is a falling brick to the head.
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Feb 26, 2019 04:06
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hes going to accidentally shoot mj and pull her off the ledge
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Feb 26, 2019 04:07
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quite stretched out posted:hes going to accidentally shoot mj and pull her off the ledge NEXT: SNAP!
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Feb 26, 2019 04:09
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Synthbuttrange posted:Why Newspaper Spider-man is the best: Frame this.
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Feb 26, 2019 04:12
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joehonkie posted:NEXT: SNAP!
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Feb 26, 2019 04:56
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joehonkie posted:NEXT: SNAP! Looks more like SPLAT! to me.
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Feb 26, 2019 05:30
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joehonkie posted:NECK: SNAP! Fixed. Though it might be funnier if he hit Luke Cage in the face instead.
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Feb 26, 2019 06:57
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Samuringa posted:Oh, so this was the first origin of the Man-Bat Since no one else was going for it: 
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Feb 26, 2019 07:01
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MadDogMike posted:Fixed. Though it might be funnier if he hit Luke Cage in the face instead. You and everyone else should be reading the newspaper Spider-Man thread. BUT THEN
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Feb 26, 2019 07:11
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Esplanade posted:Since no one else was going for it: thanks 
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Feb 26, 2019 14:48
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  Spider-man totally took a poo poo on JJJ's desk. From the same issue, here is the Sandman's greatest crime:  
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Is Marko still being written as more of an anti-hero than an outright villain these days? If so it would be neat if a future storyline introduced him in prison, getting his GED.
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Feb 27, 2019 23:20
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Please don't ask about anything that's happened with Sandman since 1998.
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Feb 28, 2019 00:22
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https://twitter.com/MLeeLunsford/status/1084990686892453888 that's kinda fun 
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Feb 28, 2019 19:36
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Spidey don't be biphobic
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Feb 28, 2019 20:07
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1. lol Batman 2. Superman your face and general head shape   I had to look up what this came from to check it wasn't an edit and whoo 3edgy5me  https://jmanthoughts.com/2018/11/13/my-favorite-evil-batman-characters/ 
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Feb 28, 2019 20:14
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NoneMoreNegative posted:https://twitter.com/MLeeLunsford/status/1084990686892453888 I love the use of the post-credits Spider-Man up under the price tag. NoneMoreNegative posted:I had to look up what this came from to check it wasn't an edit and whoo 3edgy5me Green Lantern Core Green Lantern Core Green Lantern Core Green Lantern Core Green Lantern Core  Jesus. It gets worse. Proteus Jones fucked around with this message at 20:26 on Feb 28, 2019 |
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Feb 28, 2019 20:24
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Proteus Jones posted:I love the use of the post-credits Spider-Man up under the price tag. I didn't realize there was a post-credits scene.. Now I get an excuse to watch it again!
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Feb 28, 2019 20:32
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Oh man it's so funny
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Feb 28, 2019 20:56
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The Dark Knights: Metal series was certainly hilarious to read about, but I don't think that's what they were going for.
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Feb 28, 2019 21:00
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Senior Woodchuck posted:Please don't ask about anything that's happened with Sandman since 1998. Amen. Byrne hosed him up so badly 😞. He was reformed and even joined the Avengers for a hot minute!!!! He helped beat the Sinister Six and hunted Nazis with Silver Sable!!! But then JB decided he just HAD to be a bad guy again....
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Feb 28, 2019 21:04
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Proteus Jones posted:Jesus. It gets worse. I never knew Bruce Banner was Batman.
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Feb 28, 2019 22:43
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NoneMoreNegative posted:1. lol Batman "On this earth, Earth 22, the Joker is much more brutal then he is in the Light dimension. Here he’s blowing up hospitals, buildings, warehouses, and more." Uhhh... has this person not read a DC comic between the 70s and now?
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Feb 28, 2019 22:46
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Proteus Jones posted:Green Lantern Core "It seemed Superman had one." 
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Feb 28, 2019 23:02
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site posted:Spidey don't be biphobic Peter can't deal with a reality where aunt May fucks
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howe_sam posted:"It seemed Superman had one." considering everything else is correctly spelled, and it's only homonyms that are wrong, it was probably written text to speech and then left unedited. at least that's my game theory
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Samuringa posted:Peter can't deal with a reality where aunt May fucks Who could face such a challenge? Especially the mummy one in comics.
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New Leaf posted:I didn't realize there was a post-credits scene.. Now I get an excuse to watch it again! I heard the little AI gremlin say the surprise character's name and went 'gently caress, NO' because fuuuuck that guy
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John Dyne posted:I heard the little AI gremlin say the surprise character's name and went 'gently caress, NO' because fuuuuck that guy Who was it? (I don't see a lot of movies these days.)
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prefect posted:Who was it? (I don't see a lot of movies these days.) It was Spider-Man 2099.
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John Dyne posted:I heard the little AI gremlin say the surprise character's name and went 'gently caress, NO' because fuuuuck that guy gently caress you.
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Especially since it was Poe loving Dameron too! It was the best scene!
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Mar 1, 2019 16:59
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bunnyofdoom posted:Especially since it was Poe loving Dameron too! It was the best scene! Oscar Isaac played him, I didn't realize, that's awesome and I hope the make a stand-alone now.
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Skwirl posted:Oscar Isaac played him, I didn't realize, that's awesome and I hope the make a stand-alone now. I admire how they even got a black albino actor to play a black albino villain.
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No one actually like Spider-Man 2099. Be wary of anyone that says they do.
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:No one actually like Spider-Man 2099. Be wary of anyone that says they do. Shut your goddamned mouth.
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:No one actually like Spider-Man 2099. Be wary of anyone that says they do. Why do you hate latinxs and the irisih?
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Vincent posted:Why do you hate latinxs and the irisih? He's double racist.
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