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tacodaemon: Nov 27, 2006

https://twitter.com/djhero35/status/1100916603670200320

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Louisgod: Sep 25, 2003; Always Watching; Bread Liar

I don't need a dumbass fake face to want to kill mysefls

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Siljmonster: Dec 16, 2005; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

CLAMP

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Waffle House: Oct 27, 2004; You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

tacodaemon posted:

interesting thread

https://twitter.com/sassycrass/status/1101445908586213376

lol wow you don�t say

Gosh I wonder what kind of people would have the time and desire to do that sort of divisive thing

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NofrikinfuN: Apr 23, 2009

I already eat meat on the reasoning that my consumption doesn't move the needle on demand, therefore those animals were going to be killed anyway.

I know that's a logical fallacy, but I really like meat. I still claim moral superiority over people who hunt for sport.

Whatever happened to that study where mixing 2% seaweed into cattle feed cut their emissions by 90%+? That seems like a reasonable middle ground.

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Hatebag: Jun 17, 2008

Louisgod posted:

I don't need a dumbass fake face to want to kill mysefls

Yeah i just look at my fuckin mirror whoa ehhh

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Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

https://twitter.com/scottbix/status/1101524809144590337

:thunk:

It's almost like... it's almost like the pro-life movement and their subservience to the larger GOP agenda is as hypocritical as everything else :thunk:

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pathetic little tramp: Dec 12, 2005; by Hillary Clinton's assassins; Fallen Rib

https://twitter.com/BGPolitics/status/1101558466714484736

quote:

An investment firm�s efforts to pass legislation authorizing a $60 million tax break to boost investment in rural Kentucky counties failed last year amid reports that the company�s plans had backfired in other states and lacked crucial accountability measures.

Now, Advantage Capital Partners is back, this time with a $75 million tax break plan.

Critics say the company has a history of wooing legislators with promises of job growth in distressed communities, then using the resulting legislation to make them millions while leaving taxpayers with little to show for their money.

The bill does include a penalty system if Advantage or other fund managers don�t meet certain job growth requirements, �but then, when you do the actual math, it�s insignificant,� Rubin said.

Pam Thomas, a senior fellow with the liberal-leaning Kentucky Center for Economic Policy, said that while the goals of the legislation are admirable, �the language in the bill doesn�t actually require that one job be created or retained.�

Government is just all one giant loving swindle. We exchanged earmarks for these absolutely insane hand-offs of massive amounts of taxpayer money to private corporations

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fits my needs: Jan 1, 2011; Grimey Drawer

https://twitter.com/Newsweek/status/1101531318175875078?s=20

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RealityWarCriminal: Aug 10, 2016

Louisgod posted:

I don't need a dumbass fake face to want to kill mysefls

Its supposed to get you in the mood, like oysters or tiger penis

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a messed up horse: Mar 11, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

pathetic little tramp posted:

https://twitter.com/BGPolitics/status/1101558466714484736

Government is just all one giant loving swindle. We exchanged earmarks for these absolutely insane hand-offs of massive amounts of taxpayer money to private corporations

IDK Bill sounds like a decent guy

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tacodaemon: Nov 27, 2006

https://twitter.com/Bro_Pair/status/1101520342462263296

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Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

sue is fine

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ArmedZombie: Jun 6, 2004

Waffle House posted:

lol wow you don’t say

Gosh I wonder what kind of people would have the time and desire to do that sort of divisive thing

russian intelligence officers?

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Siljmonster: Dec 16, 2005; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

fits my needs posted:

https://twitter.com/Newsweek/status/1101531318175875078?s=20

everyone can see shes gonna spring a trap on us yeesh candice

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Lawman 0: Aug 17, 2010

pathetic little tramp posted:

https://twitter.com/BGPolitics/status/1101558466714484736

Government is just all one giant loving swindle. We exchanged earmarks for these absolutely insane hand-offs of massive amounts of taxpayer money to private corporations

Getting rid of them literally broke everything lmao

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tenderjerk: Nov 6, 2008; Can't post for 362 days!

fits my needs posted:

https://twitter.com/Newsweek/status/1101531318175875078?s=20

Thansk Newsweek

lol remember when you were a respected publication and not an outrage-click factory

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Siljmonster: Dec 16, 2005; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

*kamala harris winning the presidency* alright everyone who smoked weed with me is going to jail but im president and cant go

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NofrikinfuN: Apr 23, 2009

fits my needs posted:

https://twitter.com/Newsweek/status/1101531318175875078?s=20

Is Candace having a stopped clock moment here?

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tacodaemon: Nov 27, 2006

https://twitter.com/AshBCoffin/status/1100998838020722691

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Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

fits my needs posted:

https://twitter.com/Newsweek/status/1101531318175875078?s=20

I don't know about black people but send it the gently caress over.

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Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

Siljmonster posted:

*kamala harris winning the presidency* alright everyone who smoked weed with me is going to jail but im president and cant go

a moderate compromise position that should satisfy both sides while respecting the dignity of the office

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Over There: Jun 28, 2013; by Azathoth

tacodaemon posted:

https://twitter.com/AshBCoffin/status/1100998838020722691

Rats are the best

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Roosevelt: Jul 18, 2009; I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

donny's twatter still says "bye Crooked Hillary" fyi

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NofrikinfuN: Apr 23, 2009

Roosevelt posted:

donny's twatter still says "bye Crooked Hillary" fyi

Q followers are probably all over this one.

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tenderjerk: Nov 6, 2008; Can't post for 362 days!

Hip hop got really bad we collectively decided that "lil wayne with a dangerous amt of lean in his body" is what hip hop should sound like

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RealityWarCriminal: Aug 10, 2016

Roosevelt posted:

donny's twatter still says "bye Crooked Hillary" fyi

I lmaod when he asked for a transcript of a book

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Rocks: Dec 30, 2011

Over There posted:

photoshop request: make a trump/momo mashup and call it TRUMOMO

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tacodaemon: Nov 27, 2006

pathetic little tramp posted:

https://twitter.com/BGPolitics/status/1101558466714484736

Government is just all one giant loving swindle. We exchanged earmarks for these absolutely insane hand-offs of massive amounts of taxpayer money to private corporations

when did "being a self-sufficient yeoman farmer, or failing that, working for one" stop being the whole point of living in a rural area

like of course a rural area isn't full of jobs, that's why it's rural

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Siljmonster: Dec 16, 2005; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

tenderjerk posted:

Hip hop got really bad we collectively decided that "lil wayne with a dangerous amt of lean in his body" is what hip hop should sound like

woah youre kinda right

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pushpins: Sep 11, 2006; Title text (optional; no images are allowed, only text)

NofrikinfuN posted:

Is Candace having a stopped clock moment here?

Only if she thinks "leaving the plantation" is voting Bernie

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Flavius Aetass: Mar 30, 2011

tenderjerk posted:

Hip hop got really bad we collectively decided that "lil wayne with a dangerous amt of lean in his body" is what hip hop should sound like

lil uzi vert is good

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rump buttman: Feb 14, 2018; I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili

a.lo posted:

does he rule the gay clubs now? how does that work

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Al !: Jan 5, 2019; by Hand Knit

Schnorkles posted:

https://twitter.com/scottbix/status/1101524809144590337

It's almost like... it's almost like the pro-life movement and their subservience to the larger GOP agenda is as hypocritical as everything else

weird, being put in a concentration camp and beaten and sexually assaulted and fed awful food and denied healthcare is bad for a pregnancy????

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gregday: May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1101561765941395457

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Waffle House: Oct 27, 2004; You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

ArmZ posted:

russian intelligence officers?

Those, sure, but also extremely online denizens of certain image boards that start with the numerals �4� and �8�

At this point that line may be kinda blurred

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Augus: Mar 9, 2015

Reality Winter posted:

What's the Momo face

a dumb made up thing that boomers are terrified of

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tenderjerk: Nov 6, 2008; Can't post for 362 days!

a.lo posted:

This will look great next to his 2017 DAD OF THE YEAR urn

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UFOTacoMan: Sep 22, 2005; Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Louisgod posted:

the only way to approach a gun nut is to always insist AR stands for assault rifle and AK stands for automatic kill and the number that follows is how many people it can kill in a second, then never back down.

thanks for this tip for eviscerating CHUDS can�t wait to use it

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tacodaemon: Nov 27, 2006

https://twitter.com/ParkerMolloy/status/1101562529845788672

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