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Tag urself I'm the fucker who blows up your Inbox with five emails in a row, none of which matter
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Mar 1, 2019 19:52
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I'm the fucker who remembers the actual thing he meant to email you about 30 seconds after he hits send.
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Mar 1, 2019 19:53
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I'm the one that leaves voicemails outside of work hours and then sends emails at 8.50am complaining that I called yesterday and nobody was there so I left a message and nobody has responded to me yet.
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Mar 1, 2019 19:56
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gently caress all work culture
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Mar 1, 2019 19:59
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MikeCrotch posted:I will only play 4e and am willing to split the UKMT over this this is the worst thing anyone has ever posted in these threads.
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Mar 1, 2019 20:07
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I'm the one who sends an email at 4pm telling you about a call with the American branch at 6pm that you have to be on
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Mar 1, 2019 20:12
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I'm the one entering the purchase order after having received the goods.
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Mar 1, 2019 20:18
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I'm the one who looks at simple yes/no questions that would let IT work out what is actually wrong with your laptop and responds to every single one with "it's broken, when am I getting a replacement?!".
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Mar 1, 2019 20:21
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I'm the one who sends an email 10 seconds later with the actual attachment attached
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Mar 1, 2019 20:24
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namesake posted:Hi I'm the gently caress who emails you something and then appears by your desk 5 minutes later hoping to talk to you about it. "I just sent you an email...  "
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Mar 1, 2019 20:25
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Pochoclo posted:gently caress all work culture
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Mar 1, 2019 20:28
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My folk punk band is opening for punk icons Toxik Ephex tonight and I'm so goddamn pumped, the whole show is sold out as well.
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Mar 1, 2019 20:29
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thespaceinvader posted:I'm the fucker who remembers the actual thing he meant to email you about 30 seconds after he hits send. In case this is helpful, you can set your gmail account to provide an "undo" button for sent emails.
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Mar 1, 2019 20:31
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Coohoolin posted:My folk punk band is opening for punk icons Toxik Ephex tonight and I'm so goddamn pumped, the whole show is sold out as well. Congrats mate, hope it goes well!
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Mar 1, 2019 20:32
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Qwertycoatl posted:I'm the one who sends an email at 4pm telling you about a call with the American branch at 6pm that you have to be on I'm the instantly copied-and-pasted excerpt from my contract that defines my working hours.
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Mar 1, 2019 20:32
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namesake posted:Hi I'm the gently caress who emails you something and then appears by your desk 5 minutes later hoping to talk to you about it. I actually do that one quite a lot but it's normally because it's almost always quicker to work things out in person but you still want to give them a dump of information and also want proof that you did actually send them that information. (Also I make a point of ensuring just about every last thing I do in my job has an extensive paper trail just in case)
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Mar 1, 2019 20:34
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Coohoolin posted:In case this is helpful, you can set your gmail account to provide an "undo" button for sent emails. Most places, if you are doing corporate email, you aren't using gmail.
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Mar 1, 2019 20:37
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feedmegin posted:Most places, if you are doing corporate email, you aren't using gmail. LOL like he's ever had a real job
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Mar 1, 2019 20:42
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I'm the one who when I want to ask you a question on slack I just message you "hey" and wait until you reply before actually asking the loving question I wanted.
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Mar 1, 2019 20:43
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I'm the one who emails the team's stats on the daily and calculates their commission so when payday comes, anyone with a problem (and there are always problems) at least has a leg to stand on.
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Mar 1, 2019 20:47
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feedmegin posted:Most places, if you are doing corporate email, you aren't using gmail.
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Mar 1, 2019 20:55
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I'm the one who only goes through my emails once a week meaning you'll be waiting days for a business critical response
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Mar 1, 2019 20:58
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Im the one who opens a helpdesk ticket demanding IT fix my problem and include a screenshot with the error message that says exactly what the problem is and how I could fix it myself in a matter of seconds.
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Mar 1, 2019 21:01
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Guavanaut posted:Gmail does so pretty good email services for small businesses; unlimited space, multiple address handling, IMAP, free. I assume they're aggregating all the emails for technically-not-corporate-espionage but lol if they're going to do anything to Bob's Electrical that austerity and brexit hasn't (while also spying on them). Yeah a lot of places use gsuite including some large corporates
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Mar 1, 2019 21:01
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If you use outlook you can alway set a rule looking for "contains words 'attached' AND does not have an attachment" and then tell it to delay sending by 30 seconds to give you time to realise. I delay all my outlook emails by 30 seconds anyway (use the 'defer delivery' action)
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Mar 1, 2019 21:02
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^^ yeah that I send many of my emails with a delay that means they actually get sent at 16:45, too late for the recipients to ask me anything about them
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Mar 1, 2019 21:08
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Red Oktober posted:If you use outlook you can alway set a rule looking for "contains words 'attached' AND does not have an attachment" and then tell it to delay sending by 30 seconds to give you time to realise. I’d start playing Brutal and Career-Ending Honesty Chicken if I ever did that. Very dangerous button.
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Mar 1, 2019 21:10
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Also i will absolutely fill your calendar with meetings even if it's just for me to have a chat with you about something
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Mar 1, 2019 21:11
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Interesting Twitter thread where people claim to be cancelling their Momentum memberships because of that vid they did just recently about debunking antisemitic conspiracies. https://twitter.com/redrobshaitan/status/1101230852565012480?s=21 Seems a really bizarre thing to get riled up about to me but there you go.
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Mar 1, 2019 21:24
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Guavanaut posted:Gmail does so pretty good email services for small businesses; unlimited space, multiple address handling, IMAP, free. I assume they're aggregating all the emails for technically-not-corporate-espionage but lol if they're going to do anything to Bob's Electrical that austerity and brexit hasn't (while also spying on them). I did say most, my current workplace uses them actually, but it's the first place I've ever worked to do so.
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Mar 1, 2019 21:26
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WhatEvil posted:Interesting Twitter thread where people claim to be cancelling their Momentum memberships because of that vid they did just recently about debunking antisemitic conspiracies. This is peak #notallmen. Yes, we know it's not literally ALL MEN but it's a useful thing to have out there and the video actually says 'SEND THIS TO YOUR FRIENDS IF THIS IS WHAT THEY THINK' at the end.
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Mar 1, 2019 21:27
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Cerv posted:Why’s SNP in the key but not any of the results? thespaceinvader posted:Presumably it was an option for affiliation that no-one actually picked. Do not wander into the yougov opinions section. Or do, but take screenshots.
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Mar 1, 2019 21:31
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loving sign on this door telling me to push, you think I don't know how to open a door? UNSUBSCRIBED
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Mar 1, 2019 21:34
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Telling me to register to vote like I already bleeding haven't like some kind of idiot. MEMBERSHIP CANCELLED
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Mar 1, 2019 21:36
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Labour’s deputy leader Tom Watson, who has led the recent internal criticism of Jeremy Corbyn, had dinner with a key strategist behind the plan for a new centrist party on Thursday night. Watson met with Philip Collins, a former adviser to Tony Blair who has been leading talks about a breakaway movement from Labour, at the upmarket Smith and Wollensky steakhouse in Covent Garden http://flip.it/qZ2lFT
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Mar 1, 2019 21:36
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Miftan posted:This is peak #notallmen. Yes, we know it's not literally ALL MEN but it's a useful thing to have out there and the video actually says 'SEND THIS TO YOUR FRIENDS IF THIS IS WHAT THEY THINK' at the end. Yes I felt quite pissed off receiving a momentum email with this video (I'm not in Momentum) but then when I reflect on some of the pro-Corbyn groups I was in on FB - same thing happens with most posts on I/P and decent threads on I/P and anti-semitism would inevitably start getting Rothschild comments at some point. The group admins did their best to delete such comments but when there's 15000 in a group and only a handful of admins with lives to lead, it's a devil to keep up with.
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Mar 1, 2019 21:37
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Just got an email telling me that my doctor's appointment is tomorrow and punched the screen in anger because I already knew, but then I remembered I forgot what time it was but the screen's broken so now I don't know bet the loving jews did this
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Mar 1, 2019 21:38
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https://mobile.twitter.com/guardian/status/1101549784534532098quote:”If truth be told, certainly culturally, I never felt totally comfortable in the Labour party, because I’ve never really been a massively tribal politician,” he told the Guardian, as he reflected on what he called the “roller-coaster ride” of the past fortnight, in his Westminster office.
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Mar 1, 2019 21:39
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Tesseraction posted:Just got an email telling me that my doctor's appointment is tomorrow and punched the screen in anger because I already knew, but then I remembered I forgot what time it was but the screen's broken so now I don't know I did it for your own good Tess, now you won't be able to afford any more anime.
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Mar 1, 2019 21:40
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Coohoolin posted:In case this is helpful, you can set your gmail account to provide an "undo" button for sent emails. Lol how many offices have you worked in that use gmail?
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Mar 1, 2019 21:41
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