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I love how people keep using the less eye‐searing purple edits to illustrate general issues with the design.
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I finally finished reading all of the dunks and now I'm sad there aren't any more
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Mar 2, 2019 17:27
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I got a quick question for ol' BeAmMoLeStOrJ: Have you shown this bathroom to your parents and or whomever raised you? Follow up question: Did they look proud of you?
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Mar 2, 2019 17:50
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Ursine Catastrophe posted:sounds like he ran out of money to remodel the toilet then All these before photos look perfectly fine. I can't believe he thought he could improve on this and spent thousands and thousands on this result.
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Mar 2, 2019 18:08
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voting third party posted:All these before photos look perfectly fine. I can't believe he thought he could improve on this and spent thousands and thousands on this result. It just needed tile and new sinks
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Mar 2, 2019 18:16
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He would have been fine with new countertops and a fresh coat of paint. Maybe re-tile the jacuzzi. Would have cost 1/10th of what he paid and increased his sale price.
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Yes but when climate change finally brings down society, he’ll have the perfect keep for WarBoss Lowtax to soak his robo-spine and command the goonhorde from
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Mar 2, 2019 19:38
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Gumbel2Gumbel posted:It just needed tile and new sinks Well even if he just retiled, it would be impossible to predict where the tiles would have ended up. They'd be uneven like a motherfucker. And that wouldn't attract the  .
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Mar 2, 2019 19:52
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basic builder grade bitches up in this thread, we have seen magnificence and simply cant comprehend its majesty
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Mar 2, 2019 19:56
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sneakyfrog posted:basic builder grade bitches up in this thread, we have seen magnificence and simply cant comprehend its majesty The Emperor's New Bathroom
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Mar 2, 2019 20:00
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resplendence simply cancels out our basic smooth peasant brains
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Mar 2, 2019 20:02
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Grand Fromage posted:Not gonna lie the idea of a huge shower with like 20 shower heads all around sounds pretty awesome if you have the pressure and heater to handle it. There is one in a spa in Salt Lake City and it is AMAZING. It was probably 9-10 feet wide on all four sides and there were three showerheads stacked vertically in every corner at about chest height, a rain showerhead above and four normal showerheads (IIRC) in the center of each wall. I went to the spa mid-week when no one else was around and was able to go in that shower for about 20 minutes without anyone waiting on me to get out...it was glorious. Spent at least ten minutes just slowly spinning in circles in the middle of it all, wishing I could teleport the whole thing into my own home.
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Mar 2, 2019 20:16
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Vortex Street posted:There is one in a spa in Salt Lake City and it is AMAZING. It was probably 9-10 feet wide on all four sides and there were three showerheads stacked vertically in every corner at about chest height, a rain showerhead above and four normal showerheads (IIRC) in the center of each wall. Where? I want to go.
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Mar 2, 2019 22:18
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Did the guy ever post the toilet
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Mar 2, 2019 22:49
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smash mouth post the toilet
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Mar 2, 2019 22:51
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its like the bathroom a videogame villain would have. beatmstrj is gonna invade earth with his hellspawns (after a nice shower) Castle Wolfenstein WC
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Mar 2, 2019 22:51
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Grand Fromage posted:Not gonna lie the idea of a huge shower with like 20 shower heads all around sounds pretty awesome if you have the pressure and heater to handle it. a shower for entertaining
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Anne Whateley posted:The neon purple is equally terrible, you dinguses. It would also be terrible if it were orange or teal or you name it, because there is just way too much poo poo going on. Red is not the fatal flaw of the original bathroom There is basically no color that can help it because the tile is SO dark and covering so much. Also that horrible wall in the bathroom which again as a woman I would never want to deal with.
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YamiNoSenshi posted:The Emperor's New Bathroom Not being able to see the bathroom would be a significant improvement
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Apparently tubs/showers on rocks is actually A Thing that people do? Do these become dirt and mold havens or is there an underfloor drain that I guarantee bEatmstrJ hasn't put in?    
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TheMadMilkman posted:Where? I want to go. The Grand America Hotel. It’s called an experience shower and I looked it up to check my memory, it has the 12 body sprayers, four overhead showerheads and one wall showerhead. Still awesome 
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Vortex Street posted:The Grand America Hotel. It’s called an experience shower and I looked it up to checj my memory, it has the 12 body sprayers, four overhead showerheads and one wall showerhead. Still awesome Not pictured: the massively specced plumbing to provide all that water. Which 100% did not happen in beamsterJO's abandoned sex hovel.
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Mar 3, 2019 00:21
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Ah, the unfilmed-yet-built set for the entrance to Wallace's office in Blade Runner 2049 
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This is a cannibal cookpot from a racist old cartoon. All it needs is a mustached man in a pith helmet sitting in it fully dressed and sweating.
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Bad Munki posted:Not pictured: the massively specced plumbing to provide all that water. Which 100% did not happen in beamsterJO's abandoned sex hovel. Correct...at that hotel’s spa and room rates, they can afford it. IIRC they might even sell socks in the spa’s boutique.
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Vortex Street posted:There is one in a spa in Salt Lake City and it is AMAZING. It was probably 9-10 feet wide on all four sides and there were three showerheads stacked vertically in every corner at about chest height, a rain showerhead above and four normal showerheads (IIRC) in the center of each wall. I don't even remember where I saw this, it was years ago, but there was a profile on a crazy rich person's custom house and how he had a custom built shower that needed to commercial water connection to create a like 3 foot wide waterfall simulator.
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Youth Decay posted:Apparently tubs/showers on rocks is actually A Thing that people do? Do these become dirt and mold havens or is there an underfloor drain that I guarantee bEatmstrJ hasn't put in? It's a spa thing, carried over from saunas where the rock tray serves a practical function of making steam. Now it's just an esthetic created by and for the kind of people that don't really care about how hard it is to clean mildew off river rocks because that's what they pay Enrique for.
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Three Olives posted:I don't even remember where I saw this, it was years ago, but there was a profile on a crazy rich person's custom house and how he had a custom built shower that needed to commercial water connection to create a like 3 foot wide waterfall simulator. that’s loving gross
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Mar 3, 2019 00:45
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Thread, rate this bathtub: Rick Owens’ Tomb Bathroom On one hand I know it's spose to be arty and minimalist, but on the other hand that wall and sink looks like a british public bathroom from the 80s where then[now?] illegal homosexual hook ups happened. But the faucet looks like it can actually pour water into the tub which is a step up from Beejmaster's tub.
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Youth Decay posted:Apparently tubs/showers on rocks is actually A Thing that people do? Do these become dirt and mold havens or is there an underfloor drain that I guarantee bEatmstrJ hasn't put in? Check out the one with a toilet. SOMEONE'S putting on airs.
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value-brand cereal posted:Thread, rate this bathtub: Rick Owens can't do anything wrong. 10/10
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value-brand cereal posted:Thread, rate this bathtub: Uh...I prefer BeastmasterJJ’s bathroom. That genuinely looks like a serial killer’s basement with an acid vat to dissolve the bones. And real talk, what is with this new bathtub trend of having right corners along the rims? How are you supposed to lie back and relax with a sharp edge digging into your neck?
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hey serious question I don't know if anyone else asked, but what's the heating situation in that ginormous bathroom? like...I don't see any hvac vents/registers in that entire tiled bathroom. is the floor heated? edit: I just read the job list breakdown thing and apparently the floor IS heated? over what area? and is that how you're heating the bathroom? ghosthorse fucked around with this message at 01:53 on Mar 3, 2019 |
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ghosthorse posted:hey serious question I don't know if anyone else asked, but what's the heating situation in that ginormous bathroom? like...I don't see any hvac vents/registers in that entire tiled bathroom. is the floor heated? Once the come in, the heating takes care of itself
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value-brand cereal posted:Thread, rate this bathtub: This looks like something animals are supposed to drink from.
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Vortex Street posted:The Grand America Hotel. It’s called an experience shower and I looked it up to check my memory, it has the 12 body sprayers, four overhead showerheads and one wall showerhead. Still awesome That’s only like 20 minutes away. Definitely going to check that out.
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there wolf posted:It's a spa thing, carried over from saunas where the rock tray serves a practical function of making steam. Now it's just an esthetic created by and for the kind of people that don't really care about how hard it is to clean mildew off river rocks because that's what they pay Enrique for. Uhhh couldn't you just spray some bleach on it?
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value-brand cereal posted:Thread, rate this bathtub: I sincerely love it. That looks like a lot of real stone which has a different vibe than tile or something. I bet the audio resonance in that room is incredibly soothing.
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power botton posted:Rick Owens can't do anything wrong. 10/10
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