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exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
seems useful to group people by the systemic contexts (economic, cultural, etc.) that shaped them as they grew up

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Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Not gonna lie, top left "remember" guy has an awesome loving hat.

Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011

Why does Dante from that terrible video game want me to remember who I am

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Not gonna lie, top left "remember" guy has an awesome loving hat.

before I parsed the rest of the image I thought he was from one of the Conan movies

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvjqFN3_uMA

Something Else
Dec 27, 2004

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022

white nationalists believe in literal ghosts who get sad when we don’t resemble them and also past-life regression apparently. cool

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Something Else posted:

white nationalists believe in literal ghosts who get sad when we don’t resemble them and also past-life regression apparently. cool

the only ghost I believe in is the spectre of communism

Smirking_Serpent
Aug 27, 2009

did Greeks ever actually have double plumes on their helmets? that looks dumb as gently caress

Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug


ok now what

should I attack minorities?

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost

Tekopo
Oct 24, 2008

When you see it, you'll shit yourself.


Dead Beef posted:



ok now what

should I attack minorities?
it’s kind of sad that they cut out the scene in lion king where mufasa goes on a racist tirade against hyenas and says he’s glad they are all starving in the elephant graveyard

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013


I'm seeing double

4 cucks!

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010

Tiler Kiwi posted:

spartans lol

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos
my ancient ancestors were bavarian sheep farmers who got the poo poo kicked out of them by the rich for thousands of years :thinking:

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost
literally all i know about my family history is im named after my great great whatever grandpa who was the first person in australia to get run over by a steamroller

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007

Slugnoid posted:

literally all i know about my family history is im named after my great great whatever grandpa who was the first person in australia to get run over by a steamroller

what i know about my family history is that my last name is a town in Finland that my grandfather translated to "the town next to the dump." i thought he was full of poo poo forever but it turns out he was right, it literally is the name of the town next to a dump

burexas.irom
Oct 29, 2007

I disapprove of what you say, and I will defend your death because you have no right to say it!


The society from Logan's Run sure got some things right

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe

DiggityDoink posted:

what i know about my family history is that my last name is a town in Finland that my grandfather translated to "the town next to the dump." i thought he was full of poo poo forever but it turns out he was right, it literally is the name of the town next to a dump

Could be worse. There's a town in Finland that literally translates to Ball Wax.

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Tiberius Christ
Mar 4, 2009

When the romans invaded sparta their society had stagnated to an isolated city state because they held to the same murderous slave owning race purity for generations and were out breed by all the dirty helots

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost
also i just noticed looking at that comic, the romans wiped out the spartans, the goths wiped out the romans, the christians wiped out the goths. there should be one final panel with just a laughing saladin

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Tiberius Christ posted:

When the romans invaded sparta their society had stagnated to an isolated city state because they held to the same murderous slave owning race purity for generations and were out breed by all the dirty helots

And I may have mentioned but iirc Rome kept Sparta around as an open-air museum

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008

Peanut President posted:

my ancient ancestors were bavarian sheep farmers who got the poo poo kicked out of them by the rich for thousands of years :thinking:

whenever that kind of image gets posted i think of elliot rodgers being convinced he was descended from the highest english nobility because he was half white. nobody wants to consider that maybe their ancestors were poor as dirt and probably are proud of you just for having the material wealth to sleep in a different room than your livestock

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Pornographic Memory posted:

whenever that kind of image gets posted i think of elliot rodgers being convinced he was descended from the highest english nobility because he was half white. nobody wants to consider that maybe their ancestors were poor as dirt and probably are proud of you just for having the material wealth to sleep in a different room than your livestock

Like half of Europe is descended from Charlemagne iirc, that doesn't make em special either

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008
i remember reading on askhistorians (the one good subreddit) that spartans weren't really that elite except compared to other greeks, who consciously shunned training for warfare beyond physical exercise they thought was valuable on its own merits, since it was a greek citizen's moral character, not martial prowess, that justified his place in society in their minds. hoplite tactics were generally pretty simple, since they were all part time soldiers at best - just stand together with your bros in a straight line, and march forward into the other guys and our virtuous moral character/superior numbers will carry the day. hopefully nobody flanks you but you should probably be ok because the hoplites on the other side aren't capable of complex maneuvers either, just as long as your fellow citizens are good men who won't get scared and run and leave you open

meanwhile the spartans (and other greeks writing on their behalf) propagandized the poo poo out of spartan military prowess after thermopylae, and spartans did two things other greeks didn't - they practiced basic formation maneuvers, and they all wore those red cloaks. so other greeks would hear all these stories about how badass spartans were, then they'd be on the battlefield with spartans and see them rock up actually looking uniform (instead of buying whatever suited their individual taste) and then...oh poo poo, the spartans actually know how to do an about face, or run without losing their formation! and cue more greeks writing and talking about how badass and martial spartans are. iirc it became a kind of self perpetuating thing too, because the idea of sparta as a uniquely martial culture didn't really take off until thermopylae but once they developed that reputation they bought into it and began acting to fit it

Uranium
Sep 11, 2001

Through constant decay
Uranium creates
the radioactive ray.



Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

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Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

The context for this image is that this guy comes from a South American country that's being invaded by the UN for some reason or other, and the factory where his "budget" spaceship that's basically just an upscaled spacesuit just got blown up by a tank. Planetes is the most Third Worldist anime ever. The Global North isn't just hoarding all the gains of space development, they're actively keeping the third world underdeveloped. Letting space be developed according to the sociopathic logic of capitalism leads to nightmarish situations. Characters introduced earlier in the show dreaming of living in space end up as virtual slave labor in the slums of the Moon while working on the Jupiter exploration vessel.

Planetes is one of my favorite pieces of media in general

White Rock
Jul 14, 2007
Creativity flows in the bored and the angry!

God drat mushroom hating... Err... Muslims? SJW's? IDK.

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Bust Rodd posted:

literally the only good part of the Fight Club sequel is when the Chud therapist tries to become the new Tyler and immediately upon doing so finds himself pathetic and unworthy and blows his own brains out.

Well this was a 30 second emotional rollercoaster. Sequel to thing I loved (train leaves station), it's written by the original author (final roller coaster hill click), it's a loving comic book (roller coaster just stops partway down, everyone gets off and walks back to ride house)

Yoshi Wins
Jul 14, 2013

stop oppressing people picking mushrooms and taking pictures of them

Deified Data
Nov 3, 2015


Fun Shoe

Not white
Not white
Heathen, probably cool with women
Lost the Crusades

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

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I think it's really important to remember that the Knights Templar were disbanded by the Pope because they were all gay witches.

Uranium
Sep 11, 2001

Through constant decay
Uranium creates
the radioactive ray.



Gripweed posted:

I think it's really important to remember that the fourth crusade sacked constantinople

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Accurate Scandinavians were a race of uncivilized bogmen until roughly 2013 when the peninsula experienced an event known as the second Islamic enlightenment

Senju Kannon
Apr 9, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Pornographic Memory posted:

i remember reading on askhistorians (the one good subreddit) that spartans weren't really that elite except compared to other greeks, who consciously shunned training for warfare beyond physical exercise they thought was valuable on its own merits, since it was a greek citizen's moral character, not martial prowess, that justified his place in society in their minds. hoplite tactics were generally pretty simple, since they were all part time soldiers at best - just stand together with your bros in a straight line, and march forward into the other guys and our virtuous moral character/superior numbers will carry the day. hopefully nobody flanks you but you should probably be ok because the hoplites on the other side aren't capable of complex maneuvers either, just as long as your fellow citizens are good men who won't get scared and run and leave you open

meanwhile the spartans (and other greeks writing on their behalf) propagandized the poo poo out of spartan military prowess after thermopylae, and spartans did two things other greeks didn't - they practiced basic formation maneuvers, and they all wore those red cloaks. so other greeks would hear all these stories about how badass spartans were, then they'd be on the battlefield with spartans and see them rock up actually looking uniform (instead of buying whatever suited their individual taste) and then...oh poo poo, the spartans actually know how to do an about face, or run without losing their formation! and cue more greeks writing and talking about how badass and martial spartans are. iirc it became a kind of self perpetuating thing too, because the idea of sparta as a uniquely martial culture didn't really take off until thermopylae but once they developed that reputation they bought into it and began acting to fit it

they also got their asses handed to them by the athenians in the peloponnisian war, where they got beat on land AND sea

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
Let's also remember that every one of those European societies except *maybe* Rome was a pathetic backwater in the world at large, that most ancient European knowledge would be lost without the Muslim world, and that the only reason Europe didn't follow China and Baghdad into Mongol-driven liquidation is that Ogadai Khan was a drunk who died just in time.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

shirts and skins posted:

Let's also remember that every one of those European societies except *maybe* Rome was a pathetic backwater in the world at large, that most ancient European knowledge would be lost without the Muslim world, and that the only reason Europe didn't follow China and Baghdad into Mongol-driven liquidation is that Ogadai Khan was a drunk who died just in time.

this is terribly incorrect on like all accounts. I get wanting to marginalize Europe the same way the tend to marginalize everyone else, but it’s incorrect.

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/kwanzer/status/1101491980599734273

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MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Gripweed posted:

I think it's really important to remember that the Knights Templar were disbanded by the Pope because they were all gay witches.

The pope disbanded them because he and France wanted the wealth the Templars had collected, they weren't actually cool enough to be gay witches.

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