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Now I am just imagining Dr. Doom as a Yelp Elite reviewer or food critic giving his Latverian take on different eateries. "THE PAN COTTA HAD A SURPRISING OFF NOTE OF CITRUS, WHICH PAIRED RATHER WELL WITH THE BLACKBERRY PUREE. THIS PLEASED DOOM. THE SERVICE WAS ADEQUATE FOR THIS LEVEL OF DINING ESTABLISHMENT. The prices were also quite reasonable. 4 OUT OF 5 STARS!!!" 
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Artsygrrl posted:Now I am just imagining Dr. Doom as a Yelp Elite reviewer or food critic giving his Latverian take on different eateries.  Kristoff would be the one leaving the reviews.
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Mar 4, 2019 19:48
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Doom definitely complains about everybody on nextdoor
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Mar 4, 2019 19:51
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I love that panel with the smug bite. 
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Mar 4, 2019 19:51
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site posted:Doom definitely complains about everybody on nextdoor ONCE AGAIN, PEOPLE ARE NOT MAKING SURE THERE NO SQUIRRELS ON PROPERTIES NEAR THE CASTLE AND THEREFORE NEAR DOOM. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE, JERRY AND MELISSA. DOOM DOES NOT WANT A REPEAT OF THE DOREEN INCIDENT.
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Mar 4, 2019 19:59
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Lol I need this account to exist now
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Artsygrrl posted:Now I am just imagining Dr. Doom as a Yelp Elite reviewer or food critic giving his Latverian take on different eateries. Well, I think you just gave me a new hobby. I was about to ask how Doom eats, what with the mask and all, but then I remembered that Doom can toot a horn as he pleases. Surely that's gotta be trickier than shoving some food into your mouth-slot.
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Mar 4, 2019 20:01
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Didn’t Squirrel Girl showed Doom on Twitter?
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JacquelineDempsey posted:Well, I think you just gave me a new hobby. Honestly the trickiest thing is not to constantly toot one's own horn when one is Doom
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Mar 4, 2019 20:23
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:Didn’t Squirrel Girl showed Doom on Twitter? Turns out he’s got a massive number of
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Mar 4, 2019 20:26
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:Kristoff would be the one leaving the reviews. 
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Mar 4, 2019 21:28
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Lobok posted:AGREED. NONE BUT DOOM MAY SIGN THEIR POSTS AS THE LIGHT OF LATVERIA. Doom does strike me as the guy who would sign his posts with "-DOOM" DOOM CARES NOT FOR THIS 'NETIQUETTE'
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Mar 4, 2019 21:43
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davidspackage posted:Doom does strike me as the guy who would sign his posts with "-DOOM" nobody invite doom to bss or someone will burn his picture and he'll send the doombots after all of us
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Artsygrrl posted:Now I am just imagining Dr. Doom as a Yelp Elite reviewer or food critic giving his Latverian take on different eateries. And now if Marvel is ever stupid enough to let me write a comic, it will feature Doom taking an Uber. At the end of the ride, he leaves a one star review.
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Random Stranger posted:And now if Marvel is ever stupid enough to let me write a comic, it will feature Doom taking an Uber. 
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Mar 4, 2019 23:06
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uber drivers are already stiffing themselves, i dont think they'd complain
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Mar 4, 2019 23:07
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Random Stranger posted:And now if Marvel is ever stupid enough to let me write a comic, it will feature Doom taking an Uber. I want to see him try and fit that armored get-up into a hatchback. 
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Random Stranger posted:And now if Marvel is ever stupid enough to let me write a comic, it will feature Doom taking an Uber. Desperate to make some extra scratch, Ben Grimm signs up to become an Uber driver using the Fantasticar. His first passenger is a pickup from the airport...
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Mar 4, 2019 23:47
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So I used to post on a battle board in the early 2000's. Somebody (who was a huge fan of the Thing) posted a load of pictures of the Thing hijacking cars/cabs/trucks/ vehicles of all sorts to use in fights or to escape. It lead to the Thing getting the unofficial motto of "It's Carjacking Time!"
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I'm counting this as a panel. https://twitter.com/stonecold2050/status/1102455217356857344
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Artsygrrl posted:I want to see him try and fit that armored get-up into a hatchback. If Ben Grimm can fit into an Uber, so can Doom:  I kind of wish that there was a panel of car's suspension getting destroyed, but John Byrne isn't that clever.
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Mar 5, 2019 00:59
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I remember reading a few Fantastic Four comics where Ben got out of taxis by just busting out the side instead of opening the door. He'd get banned faster than Laura Loomer.
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Random Stranger posted:I kind of wish that there was a panel of car's suspension getting destroyed, but John Byrne isn't that clever. That or a cut to outside where we see he's actually riding in a modified 18-wheeler, and he just happens to like the soho cabbie decor.
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But would either fellow fit into the Magneto Mobile?
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Doom also eats without taking his mask off, so you can bet Doom is making it worth Doom's while.
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Artsygrrl posted:Now I am just imagining Dr. Doom as a Yelp Elite reviewer or food critic giving his Latverian take on different eateries. I recall a Deadpool comic where there was a gag about a Latverian restaurant in New York that featured a "Rooty Tooty Green 'n' Goaty" special. Maybe from Gail Simone's run?
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Push El Burrito posted:I remember reading a few Fantastic Four comics where Ben got out of taxis by just busting out the side instead of opening the door. He'd get banned faster than Laura Loomer. The F4 are alternatively the richest fuckers around or don't have two nickels to rub together. if it's the former they bought the Uber driver two new cars, the later he wouldn't have be able to get an Uber in the first place.
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Mar 5, 2019 03:52
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not strictly a panel but still Adventures of Superman (1952), “A Night of Terror” oh sure buddy go right ahead there.
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Gnome de plume posted:Doom also eats without taking his mask off, so you can bet Doom is making it worth Doom's while. He’s been told as much 
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Mar 5, 2019 22:30
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NoneMoreNegative posted:not strictly a panel but still These bits in comics and TV always got me. If you swing a crowbar at Superman it bends, or you swing a wooden bat or club at him and it explodes into splinters, that implies that you were strong enough to do that to swing that object so it would bend or break upon impact with an immovable object, which in both cases would take a tremendous amount of force. Same with this knife. It assumes that the attacker would be able to stab that same knife into a brick wall and have it crumple up like that.
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New Leaf posted:These bits in comics and TV always got me. If you swing a crowbar at Superman it bends, or you swing a wooden bat or club at him and it explodes into splinters, that implies that you were strong enough to do that to swing that object so it would bend or break upon impact with an immovable object, which in both cases would take a tremendous amount of force. Same with this knife. It assumes that the attacker would be able to stab that same knife into a brick wall and have it crumple up like that. It looks like Superman is actually pulling the guy's arm into him with enough force to do that as a form of intimidation.
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New Leaf posted:These bits in comics and TV always got me. If you swing a crowbar at Superman it bends, or you swing a wooden bat or club at him and it explodes into splinters, that implies that you were strong enough to do that to swing that object so it would bend or break upon impact with an immovable object, which in both cases would take a tremendous amount of force. Same with this knife. It assumes that the attacker would be able to stab that same knife into a brick wall and have it crumple up like that. Chitoryu12! 
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New Leaf posted:These bits in comics and TV always got me. If you swing a crowbar at Superman it bends, or you swing a wooden bat or club at him and it explodes into splinters, that implies that you were strong enough to do that to swing that object so it would bend or break upon impact with an immovable object, which in both cases would take a tremendous amount of force. Same with this knife. It assumes that the attacker would be able to stab that same knife into a brick wall and have it crumple up like that. Edit: beaten like some randon goon on TV. Avulsion fucked around with this message at 22:41 on Mar 5, 2019 |
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chitoryu12 posted:It looks like Superman is actually pulling the guy's arm into him with enough force to do that as a form of intimidation. The thug's grip still has to be strong enough to hold it while he does that, and his bones and joints have to resist snapping from all the Super-Force being applied. 
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Yond Cassius posted:The thug's grip still has to be strong enough to hold it while he does that, and his bones and joints have to resist snapping from all the Super-Force being applied. Superman doesn't actually have super strength or invulnerability but some form of telekinesis that only works in very close proximity to his body.
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Okay, okay, maybe that wasn't the greatest example but my point still stands.
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Skwirl posted:Superman doesn't actually have super strength or invulnerability but some form of telekinesis that only works in very close proximity to his body. I thought that was Miracleman, although it's a force field in that case.
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Binary Badger posted:I thought that was Miracleman, although it's a force field in that case. I was just making poo poo up, Death and Return era Superboy had some sort of "tactile telekinesis."
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Skwirl posted:Superman doesn't actually have super strength or invulnerability but some form of telekinesis that only works in very close proximity to his body. Pretty sure that's been the excuse at some point or another whenever nerds started smugly pointing out how Superman couldn't actually (for example) catch a falling plane without tearing a wing off or just destroying it or some other bullshit, so the explanation was that Superman unconsciously uses telekinesis to do all the poo poo physics says he shouldn't be able to do.
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