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Serephina posted:Dunking on Geralt is kidna low hanging fruit. He's an idiot who will do ANYTHING if a pretty lady bashes her eyelashes at him, will cheerfully massacre literally thousands of humans and beasts one-at-a-time over the course of a run, but balk at odd plot moments. He thinks he's cool in the same say that the original James Bond novels thought what a 'cool' guy was, but at least the later Witcher games had the world poke fun at him. James Bond is actually kind of a goon who gets dunked on mercilessly in the books, chitoryu's doing a really brilliant let's read of them at the moment. Bond spends most of his time getting tortured and drunkenly totalling Bentleys, it's great.
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sebmojo posted:let's read lol get outta here!!! jesus christ
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sebmojo posted:James Bond is actually kind of a goon who gets dunked on mercilessly in the books, chitoryu's doing a really brilliant let's read of them at the moment. Bond spends most of his time getting tortured and drunkenly totalling Bentleys, it's great. I stand corrected!
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Lodin posted:Remember when people were freaking out over the realistic Pokemon movie? loving furries ruin everything.
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Bruegels Fuckbooks posted:loving furries ruin everything. nobody wants to gently caress this sonic, not even furries
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Mar 5, 2019 03:24
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Really makes it impressive how Detective Pikachu rides a fine line between realistic designs while still being cute and recognisable when it can so easily go oh so very wrong. (and when the Pokemon designs are scary and disturbing it's clearly on purpose) Sonic isn't supposed to be an actual animal, he's a literal goddamn cartoon character, he's Felix the Cat dyed blue with spikes.
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Really makes it impressive how Detective Pikachu rides a fine line between realistic designs while still being cute and recognisable when it can so easily go oh so very wrong. (and when the Pokemon designs are scary and disturbing it's clearly on purpose) Oh my god that's exactly what he is
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The White Dragon posted:nobody wants to gently caress this sonic, not even furries Thank you for this information furry ambassador to sa, but did you actually survey anyone yet
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QuarkJets posted:lol that is most definitely incorrect This guy wants to gently caress the new Sonic lmao
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Sid Vicious posted:This guy wants to gently caress the new Sonic lmao  stfu Jeff I've seen you at the meetings
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Sid Vicious posted:This guy wants to gently caress the new Sonic lmao that poo poo looks like every render on furaffinity. the autism helps in not recognizing that it's complete poo poo. also note how easy it would be to make it into a fursuit.
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Bruegels Fuckbooks posted:that poo poo looks like every render on furaffinity. the autism helps in not recognizing that it's complete poo poo. I'm glad your autism helps with something
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Mar 5, 2019 03:41
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Chomp8645 posted:lol get outta here!!! Let's pee. Let's sleep.
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Mar 5, 2019 03:46
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Please support my reading to you on Patreon
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Mar 5, 2019 03:49
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Yeah it's a hard career to break in to, very competiti *pauses as sound of knocking on door is heard* Mom PLEASE I'm WORKING!
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There are dumber things people get paid to do on Patreon.
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Lodin posted:Remember when people were freaking out over the realistic Pokemon movie? I don't think anyone ever "freaked out" at the realistic Pokemon. More shocked at Nintendo giving the okay on some of the more bizarre designs like Mr. Mime and such.
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SpazmasterX posted:I don't think anyone ever "freaked out" at the realistic Pokemon. More shocked at Nintendo giving the okay on some of the more bizarre designs like Mr. Mime and such. It's the internet, there's always some people who overreact like it's their job, and some for whom it basically is.
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 screenshot taken from my tester's hosting computer. blue handheld info is sent and synched from me, thouands of miles away. hail satan
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From Dust was a really cool game and I really wish it got a sequel that expanded and improved upon it.
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veni veni veni posted:From Dust was a really cool game and I really wish it got a sequel that expanded and improved upon it. The game didnt really get how difficulty works with every level but two being relatively chill, and those two being "memorize whats going to happen because you have to execute the correct strategy immediately at the level start or you wont make it" Still super fun and I want a sequel
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Lodin posted:Remember when people were freaking out over the realistic Pokemon movie? He has a swimmer's build. I like my vidya game characters to be jacked.
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The Dennis System posted:He has a swimmer's build. I like my vidya game characters to be jacked. sonic should really be all big and lanky like usain bolt, a runner's build
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Mar 5, 2019 10:09
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lmao anthem is crashing peoples' ps4s so hard they need to restart in safe mode and rebuild the app database why the gently caress would anyone look at bioware, and literally every game in their catalogue to this point, and think "yes they're definitely going to nail this looter shooter action game supposedly involving tons of vertical movement"
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unpopular opinion: while I understand that newer AAA games are incredibly hard endeavors to create and a shitload of time goes into making them work, the prevalence of "FUNNY RDR2 GLITCH" videos is annoying as hell, because it shows how people have internalized games being broken as gently caress as some sort of funny easter egg, rather than a bad thing that should be eliminated. The fact that 90% of big games now require an hour or so of day-1 patching before you can even play it is a symptom of that, but it's even worse when you get games like Assassin's Creed or RDR2 that have been patched a bunch of times, and yet you can't go an hour without seeing an invisible NPC cleaning glasses in a bar, or 20 Spartan soldiers spawning out of nowhere and freaking out due to collision detection.
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food court bailiff posted:lmao anthem is crashing peoples' ps4s so hard they need to restart in safe mode and rebuild the app database While it's probably bullshit there have also been some claims that the game straight up bricked their PS4.
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e:^^^^^^^^^ see below VVVVSnow Cone Capone posted:unpopular opinion: while I understand that newer AAA games are incredibly hard endeavors to create and a shitload of time goes into making them work, the prevalence of "FUNNY RDR2 GLITCH" videos is annoying as hell, because it shows how people have internalized games being broken as gently caress as some sort of funny easter egg, rather than a bad thing that should be eliminated. The fact that 90% of big games now require an hour or so of day-1 patching before you can even play it is a symptom of that, but it's even worse when you get games like Assassin's Creed or RDR2 that have been patched a bunch of times, and yet you can't go an hour without seeing an invisible NPC cleaning glasses in a bar, or 20 Spartan soldiers spawning out of nowhere and freaking out due to collision detection. the article i saw about the anthem thing was actually a correction to an earlier article about how it was straight-up bricking consoles the comments on the update about "no actually you just need to do this arcane special reboot poo poo and wait for hours" were almost all "oh thank god, i really want to play this and was worried to buy it!" and again, i'm just trying to square that level of insane hype for an objectively broken shooter made by people who made dragon age inquisition
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Lodin posted:While it's probably bullshit there have also been some claims that the game straight up bricked their PS4. They updated the articles, it's not a permanent brick you "only" have to boot into safe mode on the PS4 and rebuild the software database. Oh yeah, and the option to rebuild the software database is right new to the option to "initialize" AKA wipe your entire hard drive 
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Snow Cone Capone posted:They updated the articles, it's not a permanent brick you "only" have to boot into safe mode on the PS4 and rebuild the software database. Oh yeah, and the option to rebuild the software database is right new to the option to "initialize" AKA wipe your entire hard drive
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Anyone up for some Anthem? I just have to wait for ScanDisk to finish up, then I'm game!
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Snow Cone Capone posted:unpopular opinion: while I understand that newer AAA games are incredibly hard endeavors to create and a shitload of time goes into making them work, the prevalence of "FUNNY RDR2 GLITCH" videos is annoying as hell, because it shows how people have internalized games being broken as gently caress as some sort of funny easter egg, rather than a bad thing that should be eliminated. The fact that 90% of big games now require an hour or so of day-1 patching before you can even play it is a symptom of that, but it's even worse when you get games like Assassin's Creed or RDR2 that have been patched a bunch of times, and yet you can't go an hour without seeing an invisible NPC cleaning glasses in a bar, or 20 Spartan soldiers spawning out of nowhere and freaking out due to collision detection. I never get the fun glitches. I see videos or clips in reviews where games bug out in funny ways like ships suddenly taking off into the sky but when games glitch for me they usually just crash or I get stuck on terrain or AI pathing bugs out. If I'm going to play a game that's bugged all to hell, I'd at least like it to be a little entertaining, but noooo, I always get the boring normal bugs.
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Harrow posted:I never get the fun glitches. I see videos or clips in reviews where games bug out in funny ways like ships suddenly taking off into the sky but when games glitch for me they usually just crash or I get stuck on terrain or AI pathing bugs out. If I'm going to play a game that's bugged all to hell, I'd at least like it to be a little entertaining, but noooo, I always get the boring normal bugs. the only funny glitch I've ever gotten was the one in AC: Black Flag where you go to your ship and there's just a ship-shaped hole in the water. Gradually the ship rises from the murky depths, drowning your entire crew in the process. So at least i got a good one
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All the skate games are riddled with potentially hilarious glitches. Other than that though I've only encountered the really annoying or game ending ones. I couldn't finish Assassins Creed 3 or Arkham Asylum due to quest things just not spawning.
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I never understood why they always have to drastically alter the character designs when they model something in 3D. That sonic just looks nothing like Sonic I don't think DETECTIVE PICKACHU looks "good" either but all those loving pokemans look like they're supposed to at the very least This sonic is an impostor
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Collapsing Farts posted:This sonic is an impostor he actually is kinda reminiscent of fake crash from the old crash bandicoot games
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Harrow posted:I never get the fun glitches. I see videos or clips in reviews where games bug out in funny ways like ships suddenly taking off into the sky but when games glitch for me they usually just crash or I get stuck on terrain or AI pathing bugs out. If I'm going to play a game that's bugged all to hell, I'd at least like it to be a little entertaining, but noooo, I always get the boring normal bugs. Yeah same I played Anthem for at least 30+ hours and the most exciting glitch I got was the sound vanishing 
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Collapsing Farts posted:I never understood why they always have to drastically alter the character designs when they model something in 3D. That sonic just looks nothing like Sonic He is an imposter https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFMSwFabdm4
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Collapsing Farts posted:I never understood why they always have to drastically alter the character designs when they model something in 3D. That sonic just looks nothing like Sonic https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzHLxtNKUBw
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