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FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

doverhog posted:

This is amusing to me because I'm neither fat nor American. However I will admit BOTL succeeded in his goal of annoying me. Mission accomplished.
This guy is definitely both fat and American

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doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦
Perhaps spiritually. :shrug:

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

doverhog posted:

Perhaps spiritually. :shrug:

my spirit animal is john goodman

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop
Guess the thread this is in

avshalemon posted:

you know i've read so many discussions on these forums over the years about the holocaust. i have rarely contributed but i remember every single post, each and every one. there's been a whole lot of denialism, a whole lot of minimalisation, a whole lot of trolling jewish posters for the crime of getting emotional... but never ever the kind of passion that botl can inspire by just whispering "modern science fiction is poo poo for sub-literate babies" into the right ear

And before you ask, my spirit animal is Officer Jay Landsman

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

avshalemon posted:

escapism is bullshit for the weak

avshalemon
Jun 28, 2018

FactsAreUseless posted:

Do you decide what account to use every day with a rotation, or is it like a lottery?
you know drat well my only other active account got banned yesterday, you fraud, you sham!

avshalemon
Jun 28, 2018

doverhog posted:

This is amusing to me because I'm neither fat nor American. However I will admit BOTL succeeded in his goal of annoying me. Mission accomplished.
i regretted that post as soon as i made it tbh so i'm glad you're amused. sorry all i'm angry about non-botl related matters and taking it out on goons, the softest possible target. sorry

avshalemon
Jun 28, 2018

losing my poo poo in the funny forums quote thread, this is me, this is my life

as always hitler is to blame

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop
No worries, I lost my poo poo yesterday in a thread about Elon Musk dating Grimes, and then a little later in a thread that I had created as the OP just minutes before. Nobody on SA is the poster child for mental health

Don't worry I made up for it with a funny forum quote today

Dumb Lowtax posted:

SING TO ME MUSK, HOW TWITTER LOVE THE CAR
the dooming sting of the tweets that ruined so many
the chumps and the bazingas hurled headlong into the Gigafactory
to sip bitter cola with the sluts and kinky-haired Grimes,
dollar store poo poo, not even brand-name;
thus was the will of Rococo Basilisk.
Begin with the wit of that lord--
Azealia Banks
who descended like night upon the outdoor paint booths
of unfortunate Tesla where the employees all camped.
As the sun in her splendor, spangles her rays
upon the gaps of the panels when the day is just dawning
so too was the light that came from the mouth
of that Pabst beer pussy methhead-junkie, for nigga she had
hella fine platinum up in her grill.
And seeing the masses of Model 3s, a full generation
set for ten years in grim siege on the sand
Azealia rattled her roll of nickels, a thunderous funk
and made known her will.

"Well well well
guess now be a good time to buy stock in Steve Jobs' cancer treatments
since y’all look like you ready to storm Silicon Valley and start a personality cult.
First time I seen a fleet of car carriers using they momma’s dirty drawers to transport meth.
That ain’t no Tesla insignia, that just an IUD.
An do I see Elon sticking gettin rutty with that actress? Ima call Johnny Depp,
tell em they all need to file a missin bustas report.
And he's ugly. The thin grey lips and froggy eyelids.
Un-uniformed hair growth pattern. Pork skin.
He's on the Down Syndrome Spectrum.
FOR SURE.”

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

avshalemon posted:

i regretted that post as soon as i made it tbh so i'm glad you're amused. sorry all i'm angry about non-botl related matters and taking it out on goons, the softest possible target. sorry

I’m sorry you’re feeling bad :(

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

Godspeed, post
Fun Shoe
what the gently caress is botl

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

tactlessbastard posted:

what the gently caress is botl

A Zelda game for the Nintendo switch.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

tactlessbastard posted:

what the gently caress is botl

A new app for alcoholics.

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

tactlessbastard posted:

what the gently caress is botl

A miserable pile of insecurities.

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

Spanish Manlove posted:

A Zelda game for the Nintendo switch.

This is literally why I was confused for the first few posts; I also don’t read CD or TBB so I’m rarely exposed to its superstars

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

Godspeed, post
Fun Shoe

Lemniscate Blue posted:

A miserable pile of insecurities.

turn on y... well you know

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

LORD OF BOOTY posted:

maybe that's exactly why I cherish my internet bullshit haven so much, because it's my sole refuge from the fact that humanity is going to go extinct within my lifetime :shrug:

As if something as spiteful and vain as us will ever die off.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

avshalemon posted:

i never thought i'd long for the inept and loathsome social commentary of jk rowling but so help me at least she tried to say something

Wizards used to poo poo themselves and teleport the evidence of their crime away

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
That’s not a joke, that’s canon.


apparently it’s a historical reference to some King or something but it’s gross

christmas boots has a new favorite as of 05:34 on Mar 5, 2019

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

avshalemon posted:

you know drat well my only other active account got banned yesterday, you fraud, you sham!
I didn't actually, but that makes sense

avshalemon
Jun 28, 2018

FactsAreUseless posted:

I didn't actually, but that makes sense
oh poo poo sorry i thought you'd hit the button, it was the other guy

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747

Outrail posted:

As if something as spiteful and vain as us will ever die off.

the earth is going to be an uninhabitable hellworld within a century so unless you think humans can adapt to oven temperatures and the air being literally poison gas...

e: like, the absolute most optimistic predictions say that we're going to have a massive refugee crisis and the equator will be uninhabitable, along with large chunks of the coasts of any given continent (due to the former being hot enough to boil someone's skin off and the latter being underwater). and that's if all the world's governments just immediately start busting rear end on lowering emissions. if they don't do that, Mad Max Fury Road is basically the best-case scenario, and only because the world is still temperate enough and still has enough clean water and air for a small number of people to barely survive in that.

most of why i bury myself in dumb poo poo is because i really, really do not like thinking about this.

WeedlordGoku69 has a new favorite as of 06:25 on Mar 5, 2019

cock hero flux
Apr 17, 2011



avshalemon posted:

as always hitler is to blame

in this instance, hitler did nothing wrong, as he has been dead for several decades and could not have personally influenced your current meltdown in the something awful funny forums quotes thread circa 2019

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦

cock hero flux posted:

in this instance, hitler did nothing wrong, as he has been dead for several decades and could not have personally influenced your current meltdown in the something awful funny forums quotes thread circa 2019

History has a weight that is pressing down on all of us. Whenever I drink too much I blame Stalin for forcing my grandmother to become a refugee, and have a little dirge about it. So avshalemon is not wrong as such.

Dareon
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin

doverhog posted:

History has a weight that is pressing down on all of us. Whenever I drink too much I blame Stalin for forcing my grandmother to become a refugee, and have a little dirge about it. So avshalemon is not wrong as such.

I personally blame the Irish potato famine for my family currently living in the survivalist hellhole that is Alaska. We can't even grow decent potatoes here.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
So before Hitler there was nothing wrong?

Or are you actually saying Hitler did nothing wrong?

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

Karate Bastard posted:

So before Hitler there was nothing wrong?

Or are you actually saying Hitler did nothing wrong?

Hitler did nothing? Wrong!

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
Y'all are ruining this thread.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Dareon posted:

I personally blame the Irish potato famine for my family currently living in the survivalist hellhole that is Alaska. We can't even grow decent potatoes here.

If potatoes are your metric for Nirvana I can tell you've never been to Idaho.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Y'all are ruining this thread.

No, you are thinking of Hitler, or possibly Botler.

Their aggravating powers extend beyond their grave.

Karate Bastard has a new favorite as of 07:57 on Mar 5, 2019

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!
Hitler never ruined any threads. Are we worse than Hitler?

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Y'all are ruining this thread.

I'm sorry, I had some pent up thoughts. Promise to not talk about it any more here, and hopefully not elsewhere either.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Is there a particular reason you guys can't handle this thread without constant meltdowns? Everyone reel it in, please.

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747

cash crab posted:

Is there a particular reason you guys can't handle this thread without constant meltdowns? Everyone reel it in, please.

goons are, as a rule, mentally ill shut-ins with bizarre interests. we can't handle anything without constant meltdowns.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



I'm melting down right now.

Dareon
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin

LORD OF BOOTY posted:

goons are, as a rule, mentally ill shut-ins with bizarre interests. we can't handle anything without constant meltdowns.

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop
I wish I was like goons, easily unglued

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Dumb Lowtax posted:

I wish I was like goons, easily unglued

Read my posts of salt
Everything's your fault

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Some goons just want to watch the thread derail



Sorry that analogy doesn't work at all does it lemme try again

I want to roll in this filth.

There!

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90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:
i shidded and farded and posded in this thread

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