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Fatkraken: Jun 23, 2005; Fun-time is over.

Serephina posted:

Hohohohoahahahaha, holy crap. I don't know if you CAN. In some ways, this is even worse than infidelity?

Lots of people cheat on their husbands. Very few cheat OFF their husbands.

# ? Mar 5, 2019 15:21

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# ? Jun 9, 2024 04:05

Biplane: Jul 18, 2005

La Brea Carpet posted:

My [25 M] friend [19 F] is interested in me, but has issues I am concerned about and don't know how to bring it up with her.

Layers like a goddamn onion in this one.

This is the easiest one yet. Just tell her you�re not into her, not because she has a birthmark, but because she is a hosed up sex weird.

# ? Mar 5, 2019 15:24

Ouhei: Oct 23, 2008; Cat Army

Power Khan posted:

My(32m) wife(32f) just copied my work and got promoted. I feel really betrayed and let down. How do I work my way around this?

Holy poo poo that's incredible. At least you get to reap the reward of the raise when your wife steals your ideas at work I guess...

I don't know how you come back from that other than like buying him a bunch of poo poo with your new money and making sure you give him the next big idea you come up with at work.

# ? Mar 5, 2019 15:25

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La Brea Carpet posted:

My [25 M] friend [19 F] is interested in me, but has issues I am concerned about and don't know how to bring it up with her.

Dear Reddit OP, write her the following poem to let her down easy. But make sure you type it up exactly as I write it here.

code:

You are a very special girl, however
I feel that I can't get on board with your specific
Fetish about animals. 
Furry porn and furry sex 

Would really freak me out and 
I am not sure if I could be 
The kind of partner you 
Hope to have sexually.

Maybe we can still be friends with 
Each other.

She'll completely understand.

# ? Mar 5, 2019 15:32

CheesyDog: Jul 4, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

r/legaladvice
Can my mother resign me from my job?
u/savv1234

quote:

Hi. So basically me and my mother work in the same building. She is very angry at me because she just found out that her new co-workers like me more then her and she threw a big fit and is acting like a 2 yr old. But anyway she came to me this morning and was like "I'm turning in your resignation papers today" Mind you I AM 18. She told me she wanted to crash her car and kill me last night and everything because I made her look like a idiot for frontin on facebook. BUT ANYWAY. SHE CAN'T LEGALLY TURN IN MY RESIGNATION PAPERS CAN SHE? especially when I don't want to quit. I started like 2 weeks ago. state is westvirginia. thanks and get back to me guys.

# ? Mar 5, 2019 15:47

wizardofloneliness: Dec 30, 2008

hawowanlawow posted:

I mean, why wouldn't he think she knew

Yeah, people loving their partner�s siblings or even parents is apparently extremely common judging by this thread. I�m not comfortable saying the guy is guilty of assault or tricking her solely because he and the boyfriend are twins. If it turned out he was actively pretending to be his brother then that would be a different story, but otherwise I wouldn�t blame someone getting mistaken for their twin on either of the twins. The girlfriend is in the running for most unobservant person on the planet though. This guy still sucks for loving his brother�s girlfriend, but it seems like he thought this was just a garden variety �cheating on my bf with his brother� scenario, because seriously how the gently caress could you not know.

# ? Mar 5, 2019 15:48

Ghost Leviathan: Mar 2, 2017; Exploration is ill-advised.

Rape by fraud is a thing.

# ? Mar 5, 2019 15:52

wizardofloneliness: Dec 30, 2008

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Rape by fraud is a thing.

Yeah, but I assume you would need to prove fraud or intentional deception occurred in that case. I�m saying I don�t think looking the same as someone else counts as that by itself, unless you�re going to additional efforts to pose as the other person. And after the massage handjob guy, I absolutely believe the brother probably just thought she was more into him, especially given the age of everyone involved.

# ? Mar 5, 2019 16:04

hawowanlawow: Jul 27, 2009

you think it's implausible she couldn't tell her own boyfriend from his twin? u dirty raper

# ? Mar 5, 2019 16:05

Mameluke: Aug 2, 2013; by Fluffdaddy

CheesyDog posted:

r/legaladvice
Can my mother resign me from my job?
u/savv1234

Please leave west virginia OP

# ? Mar 5, 2019 16:08

the holy poopacy: May 16, 2009; hey! check this out; Fun Shoe

Fatkraken posted:

um...if the brother had a good reason to believe that she thought he was someone else when she initiated sexual contact, isn't that rape by deception? Probably not proescuteable because there's no way to prove it, but he sounds really shady. It's kinda farcical on the face of things but assuming it's real, it's rather nasty and sinister when you really give it thought.

as a dude, he has an airtight argument that he legitimately thought she wanted to gently caress him because he assumes all women do, all the time

# ? Mar 5, 2019 16:19

Xenocides: Jan 14, 2008; This world looks very scary....

jetz0r posted:

Think I (21F) might have accidentally sucked off my boyfriend�s (22M) twin brother

Maybe you should all drink less?

# ? Mar 5, 2019 16:25

jetz0r: May 10, 2003; Tomorrow, our nation will sit on the throne of the world. This is not a figment of the imagination, but a fact. Tomorrow we will lead the world, Allah willing.

jetz0r posted:

Think I (21F) might have accidentally sucked off my boyfriend�s (22M) twin brother

More updates!

quote:

No I know that�s understandable, I didn�t believe it at first until he verified with a pretty gross level of accuracy.

Me and my bf don�t have a set preferred method, sometimes it�s dark sometimes it�s light sometimes in bed, whatever. I�ve never dated a twin before and never had to stop and think hang on is this my bf when I�m drunk and it�s dark.

I didn�t really want to put on here how it happened but don�t really think I�ve got anything to lose now.

We were staying at his aunty�s big house over Christmas and they were pretty clear that I was to have my own room. At about 3am I crept upstairs and into what I thought was my boyfriends room and ended up loving, napping, and then loving again before I returned downstairs to my room.

Yep once again the lights were off but I was reasonably sober. This might sound odd but same as when I last sucked him off, I can tell their voices apart normally but when they whisper it�s impossible to tell apart.

We had sex plenty of other times by sneaking off over that weekend so I doubt I�ve ever mentioned the night time one individually. Also... this is quite bad to admit but I often take orgasms if the sex has gone on too long so I couldn�t just say wow you made me come for the first time during sex. He�s fine with his fingers and tongue anyway.

I didn�t ask for more info on the first time I gave him head. Quite frankly I don�t want to know.

All of this was unprotected so I�m going straight for a STI test today and then meeting my boyfriend to tell him everything.

This would almost be funny if it wasn�t my whole life falling apart before my eyes.

I hope this answers your questions, thank you for your kind message

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I�m really not sure how to think about this. It was me who pushed him into the bathroom. Me who pulled his trousers down. And me who put HIS dick into MY mouth.

What if he genuinely believed I thought it was him (twin)? What if he felt intimidated by the situation I put him in and just didn�t stop me?

I�m getting an STI test and telling my boyfriend today and then hopefully getting some sort of a break from everything.

Poor girl, finding out she was raped, and feels like she was cheating.

# ? Mar 5, 2019 16:32

CheesyDog: Jul 4, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

r/Swingers
I [15F] just found out that my parents are swingers. Any advice?
u/whydidiwatchthis

quote:

Reddit supposedly has a subreddit for everything. I didn't have to search too long and of course, there is also a subreddit about swinging - so I thought, maybe you can help me out here. I hope it's okay to post this with a throwaway account. For obvious reasons, I don't want to use my main account.

Yesterday afternoon, my best friend texted me and said she had to tell me something. It's about my parents. They taped themselves having sex. And the video is on the internet. Apparently, her boyfriend (who also knows my mom from some school events) found the video and recognized my mom. I told her no way, this has to be fake or a mix up. So she sent me the link.

Well, what can I say... Now I've seen them naked, having sex. And not even my mom with my dad. But my mom with some guy I've never seen before and my dad with some other woman, too. (I guess probably the other guy's wife?) It's definitely my parents. It's either them or they both have identical twins which I've never been told about. (I like to think that I can still cling to that possibility.)

Obviously, I'm dealing with multiple issues here:

Even if I trust my best friend's boyfriend to not distribute the link to anyone else - there is still porn of my parents on the internet for everyone else to find. This issue is not about porn in general! I do watch porn from time to time, too. But it's different to be pro porn and to be pro porn which has your parents as the actors.

I don't know how to even look at my parents right now. How do I un-see what I have seen? I think, it's totally irresponsible of them to let me find out this way. They could have at least tried to prepare me for that!

What do I do now? Do I have to talk to them about this? I certainly don't want to... Has someone been in a similar situation? After all, I'm still "only just a teenager" as my dear parents like to remind me, a lot.

Update: Omg, thank you so much for all your comments! I will read them later and try to respond to everyone.

Update 2: Okay, please don't send me PMs asking for the video link...

Update 3: The post got locked somehow? I'm still reading all your comments and will later try again to respond.

# ? Mar 5, 2019 16:38

Simply Simon: Nov 6, 2010; 📡scanning🛰️ for good game 🎮design🦔🦔🦔

Power Khan posted:

Foiled by technology....again

My (22F) date (22M) accidentally sent a text that wasn�t meant for me. Our 2nd date is tonight but I feel discouraged. Am I just overreacting?
I recently started dating a guy I met through mutual friends and things have been going well. Our first date was last week and we had an amazing time. I�m really attracted to him and thought he was the sweetest, most romantic guy ever. We haven�t had sex yet because I�m not trying to rush things (and not into casual sex anyway).

Today we were texting and I told him that I�d take a shower and come back in a while. When I was done I checked my phone and noticed 20+ unread texts and a few miscalls from him which was weird since I wasn�t even gone for long.

I scrolled up and started reading his texts. He sent me several pictures of ME (selfies, beach pics) and said some very vulgar, sexual stuff. I�m not prudish at all but this was just over the top (wanting to eat my pu***, �filling� me up without a condom etc). I�m just paraphrasing here but he worded it in a very graphic way. The texts were clearly meant for his buddies and he added that we�re going on a date tonight. It was shocking because he�s a very gentlemanly guy so I didn�t expect to see this side of him. He also said that I �talk too much� and that it gives him headaches and that it�s better I wear a ball gag when we have sex.

As soon as he noticed his mistake he started apologizing profusely and claimed that this was all just a misunderstanding. He was panicking and tried to call me to explain the situation. I was pretty annoyed and didn�t even respond to his texts. Towards the end he said that he actually really likes me and that he feels bad for what he did.

I was looking forward to our date since last week. However now I have a completely different image of him and it�s putting me off. I don�t expect him to be a saint but this was so unnecessary. I feel like he doesn�t respect me at all. Besides, he thinks I talk too much so now I�m self conscious about that. My friend said that this is just how guys talk to each other and that I�m overreacting. Is that true? Am I just being petty?

TL;DR My date accidentally sent a text that wasn�t meant for me and showed what he truly thinks. It has completely changed my view of him and I don�t feel like going on a 2nd date anymore. Am I just overreacting?

Cool "friend" who uses the "guys will be guys" line to excuse a total stranger's godawful behaviour

# ? Mar 5, 2019 16:42

Leon Einstein: Feb 6, 2012; I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.

The twin story is pretty tricky. I mean, what grown twins still dress the same and have the same haircuts?

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hawowanlawow: Jul 27, 2009

awaiting the update where she decides to leave her boyfriend for the twin

# ? Mar 5, 2019 16:52

Leon Einstein: Feb 6, 2012; I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.

hawowanlawow posted:

awaiting the update where she decides to leave her brother for the twin

Or it's written one handed and they'll all have a twincest threesome.

# ? Mar 5, 2019 16:53

duck trucker: Oct 14, 2017; YOSPOS

I really hope the non-rapist twin gets a tattoo or something to differentiate them.

# ? Mar 5, 2019 16:55

tactlessbastard: Feb 4, 2001; Godspeed, post; Fun Shoe

quote:

The worst part is that’s the only time I’ve ever come during sex in the past 2 years.

Quite frankly blowing up your relationship isn't the worst possible result here.

Dr. S.O. Feelgood posted:

Yeah, people loving their partner’s siblings or even parents is apparently extremely common

ron howard posted:

It isn't

# ? Mar 5, 2019 16:58

Admiral Ray: May 17, 2014; Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Power Khan posted:

My(32m) wife(32f) just copied my work and got promoted. I feel really betrayed and let down. How do I work my way around this?
I and my wife have been married for 6 years now. We both are career oriented.

I and my wife are currently on the same team working on a prestigious project. We both worked real hard to be here. So, while I'm working, I noticed something which could be optimised for better results. I worked on it for a month before I finally figured it out. I told my wife and she was very happy for me.

I was getting ready to finalise my submission, but the next day before I had my final draft ready, our team announced that my wife did something wonderful. I really wanted to know, because she didn't mention anything. But when I came to know what it was, I was shocked. She just copied what I shared with her and submitted it. Everyone congratulated her for her brilliant idea.

She didn't even look at me. I just stood there shocked. Our team threw a party for her and she was promoted. While I just drank away. She even told everyone that I "supported" her and helped her do it. I even got a round of applause.

When I just asked her why she did it, she just started crying and told me that she was really stressed and didn't mean to do it but it ended that way. I just want to quit my job, but I'm afraid I'll be painted as the jealous husband. I'm really depressed and I don't even want to look at her. She wants to make up. We were planning to have kids. But now, I don't think I can trust her. How do I stop resenting her and move on.

Nothing left for you in this relationship, it's done. Once you let someone steal your intellectual work like that they know they own your mind, your identity. If you don't leave now she'll just start leaving her work assignments out, knowing you'll do it. You're just a spineless mind slut to her now.

# ? Mar 5, 2019 17:08

hawowanlawow: Jul 27, 2009

I think the second time she decided to mention how good the sex was and walking back how drunk she was sounds like the author of this fantasy saw all the rape comments and updated in a vain attempt to be less of a total creep

# ? Mar 5, 2019 17:11

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Admiral Ray posted:

Nothing left for you in this relationship, it's done. Once you let someone steal your intellectual work like that they know they own your mind, your identity. If you don't leave now she'll just start leaving her work assignments out, knowing you'll do it. You're just a spineless mind slut to her now.

He's just got to start working on a new design with a deliberate flaw that (depending on what industry their in) either results in massive personal injury or security breaches. Then let her steal that.

# ? Mar 5, 2019 17:22

epsilon: Oct 31, 2001

Xik posted:

Is this person from the US because it reads like a caricature of a petty American. Like, you intentionally attempted to embarrass a coworker by giving them a dildo sticker and even boasted about it to others. Now you're being called out and you realize your actions might have actual consequences, so you drop tranquilizer and start fantasizing about abusing discrimination laws to sue the company.

e: Yep from the US and from the comments is an idiot.

He did post an update:

quote:

I had my dreaded meeting today with my manager, HR, and the CTO. I played it cool the best I could and followed the advice one of the readers here sent me to the t.

The CTO did most of the talking while the other two just sat there. He said sexually explicit content in the office is not appropriate and this was my final warning. He then went on to say he �wasted� his entire day looking through other workstations and reviewing all of my coworkers laptops and stickers looking for other �inappropriate material�, since it came to his attention this was not an isolated incident and he would be having the same conversation with those involved. He then said he was implementing a zero tolerance policy on all workplace hardware forbidding any stickers of any kind from being placed on company property unless it was our logo or a logo for any of our products.

I was then told I needed to apologize for my misunderstanding (which I did).

Now some people are pissed at me about the no sticker policy, but that�s fine. I�ve been sending out resumes and having interviews lately, so hopefully this will motivate me to find a new job back in NYC. We can�t stand the area here anyways, and my partner says there is more opportunity up there for him, as well.

It�s been a learning experience for sure, but I want to thank ******** again for telling me how to handle this situation in there like a pro and work some serious magic while in the hot seat. I most sincerely appreciate it.

I had to use one of those deleted from Reddit sites though, it was removed initially.

# ? Mar 5, 2019 17:32

dudeness: Mar 5, 2010; Cat Army; Fallen Rib

CheesyDog posted:

A Tinder experiment with my [28M] girlfriend [27F] of 3 years has gone horribly wrong.

(self.relationship_advice)
submitted 13 hours ago by EquitesCatafractarii

Don't provide empirical evidence you suck, always keep the masquerade going.

# ? Mar 5, 2019 17:36

Ghost Leviathan: Mar 2, 2017; Exploration is ill-advised.

christmas boots posted:

He's just got to start working on a new design with a deliberate flaw that (depending on what industry their in) either results in massive personal injury or security breaches. Then let her steal that.

This always ends up with having to desperately smuggle the plans into the hands of a hero at the last minute.

# ? Mar 5, 2019 17:37

A Wizard of Goatse: Dec 14, 2014

do Europeans not try to weasel out of getting in trouble when they're caught loving around, did all the kings and poo poo just condition them all to quietly await execution for dishonoring their master

# ? Mar 5, 2019 17:41

Mill Town: Apr 17, 2006

Lucid Nonsense posted:

And the husband never asked why she has a tattoo of a 10" dick on her body. Does she also have the 'Boner Garage' tattoo on her stomach with an arrow pointing down? Maybe a big back piece that says 'Cum SLUT'. Do some guys see a penis tattooed on a woman and not understand she's likely had a non-conservative lifestyle?

I have a friend who has "Abandon hope all ye who enter here" tattooed on her lower stomach in a gentle arch

# ? Mar 5, 2019 17:42

Simply Simon: Nov 6, 2010; 📡scanning🛰️ for good game 🎮design🦔🦔🦔

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

do Europeans not try to weasel out of getting in trouble when they're caught loving around, did all the kings and poo poo just condition them all to quietly await execution for dishonoring their master

We can't get fired for any dumb bullshit, so there is no penalty for owning up to your mistakes

# ? Mar 5, 2019 17:43

A Wizard of Goatse: Dec 14, 2014

fair enough

# ? Mar 5, 2019 17:46

wizardofloneliness: Dec 30, 2008

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

do Europeans not try to weasel out of getting in trouble when they're caught loving around, did all the kings and poo poo just condition them all to quietly await execution for dishonoring their master

I think it�s more that they don�t tend to jump to �how do I sue them� at the slightest provocation.

# ? Mar 5, 2019 17:49

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

La Brea Carpet posted:

My [25 M] friend [19 F] is interested in me, but has issues I am concerned about and don't know how to bring it up with her.

Layers like a goddamn onion in this one.

More like an undercoat.

# ? Mar 5, 2019 17:52

Moon Slayer: Jun 19, 2007

Smirking_Serpent posted:

AITA For pointedly not wearing a seatbelt when my dad drives recklessly because if we get into a wreck I want him to have the guilt of killing me?

First I want to mention that I am 24 years old, so not a child. But I am still in the car with my dad quite a bit. However my dad has always done this thing where if you say anything that upsets him while he’s driving, he SLAMS on the gas and drives as recklessly as possible to intimidate you into shutting up. He does this no matter who is in the car with him, and has done it ever since I was a kid.

When I was younger, my mom reminded us to put our seatbelts on whenever he got in these moods and always double checked to make sure we were wearing them when he stepped on the gas. For about ten years, I have ignored this request. I feel like if he’s going to drive recklessly and put everyone in danger to prove a point, I’m willing to let him kill me so that he has to live with the guilt of killing his daughter for the rest of his life.

I know this sounds harsh, but I absolutely HATE people trying to bully people into agreeing with them and he’s always done this. I want him to see how dangerous his behavior really is.

Edit: So I feel like I need to clarify a few things. First of all, a couple of months ago my sister was in an awful car accident where she was extremely lucky to get out with minimal injuries. She was driving my car at the time so I’m without a car currently. I can’t just take an Uber or the bus because I live in the middle of nowhere in a county with like 1500 people tops. We don’t have any public transportation and I can never get an Uber out that far. Most of my friends live 30+ minutes away in the opposite direction of where I work, (my workplace is an hour away with no traffic) its way too much to ask for someone else to help me out. He’s the only one that lives close enough to where it isn’t such a big hassle. It’s just a situation I’m stuck in until I can replace my car.

Second, for the people criticizing my mom for only telling us to “buckle up” when he got like that, I won’t go into detail but my dad used to be more abusive than driving dangerously. He used to be incredibly violent (Mostly towards my mom), and she tried on multiple occasions to get us and herself out of the situation but he always found us and forced us back. She did what she could to keep us safe. My dad is and was friends with most of the police in the area and when she called the police on her for the abuse he would pretend to be asleep (yes, really) and they would leave. Which is why we couldn’t just report him. Whenever he got pulled over I our or the neighboring counties he would just get warned to “Watch your temper behind the wheel.” The only chance of him getting into any real trouble is if the state police caught him. Which they never do. He’s not nearly as bad anymore and most of my family have made amends with him. So when I had no choice but to ride in the same car with him again, it really hurt me that he still does that particular but, especially considering the fact that, like I said, we almost lost my sister in a car wreck.

That all being said, I do realize now that although I’m not the only one ITA. I already knew that my behavior was petty and childish, but I hadn’t thought about the fact that my actions could cause someone else to get injured or killed. Not to mention the fact that essentially what my end game (Should an accident occur) was emotional blackmail from the grave. No matter who that anger is directed towards, it’s an incredibly toxic way to think. Thank you to everyone who made me realize that, especially those of you who weren’t particularly rude about it.

Side note, I’m not suicidal but I do have a concerning lack of self preservation. I don’t want to die, but I’m indifferent towards the idea. My life isn’t really that important to me, so the fact that I was willing to die to prove a point didn’t even set off any alarm bells. And yes, these are all things I intend to bring up to a therapist when I can afford one.

Getting ejected through a windshield to own my dad.

# ? Mar 5, 2019 17:59

the holy poopacy: May 16, 2009; hey! check this out; Fun Shoe

dudeness posted:

Don't provide empirical evidence you suck, always keep the masquerade going.

No see honey, the grass really IS greener over there! Just look at how green it is!

# ? Mar 5, 2019 18:10

Ebola Roulette: Sep 13, 2010; No matter what you ~~win~~ ~~lose~~ ragepiss.

CheesyDog posted:

r/legaladvice
Can my mother resign me from my job?
u/savv1234

I really can't imagine why anyone would like OP better than his mom I mean she sounds like such a joy to be around.

# ? Mar 5, 2019 18:22

QuarkJets: Sep 8, 2008

jetz0r posted:

More updates!

Poor girl, finding out she was raped, and feels like she was cheating.

Yeah it seems like he could have cleared things up the first time this happened instead of silently rolling with it. It would at best be a grey area if he had done that the first time but twins are creeps so he didn't bother

# ? Mar 5, 2019 18:22

Jack-Off Lantern: Mar 2, 2012

She should lure both of them to a remote location,kill them,call the cops,tell them that twin tried to rape her,her BF tried to defend her,he got killed by his twin,she had to kill twin in self defense.

Perfect crime

# ? Mar 5, 2019 18:26

MightyJoe36: Dec 29, 2013; Cat Army

QuarkJets posted:

Yeah it seems like he could have cleared things up the first time this happened instead of silently rolling with it. It would at best be a grey area if he had done that the first time but twins are creeps so he didn't bother

IDK, I'm having a little bit of trouble with the rape/non-consensual angle here. The first time, she pushed him into the bathroom, dropped his drawers and blew him. Are twins that much alike that she couldn't tell the difference from that alone?

After that, maybe he just thought that she was really into him and was banging him on the sly so his twin brother wouln't find out. Still lovely, but hardly rape.

# ? Mar 5, 2019 18:47

Meme Poker Party: Sep 1, 2006; by Azathoth

MightyJoe36 posted:

IDK, I'm having a little bit of trouble with the rape/non-consensual angle here. The first time, she pushed him into the bathroom, dropped his drawers and blew him. Are twins that much alike that she couldn't tell the difference from that alone?

After that, maybe he just thought that she was really into him and was banging him on the sly so his twin brother wouln't find out. Still lovely, but hardly rape.

No as you can see the person who was quickly shoved into a bathroom, had their pants pulled down, and then orally pleasured, all without any words or actions from them is.... *checks notes*... the rapist???

# ? Mar 5, 2019 18:51

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# ? Jun 9, 2024 04:05

Anne Whateley: Feb 11, 2007; i like nice words

That was the most recent time, not the first time

# ? Mar 5, 2019 18:53

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