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If my client takes more than 15 minutes to cum, you must drop all the charges!
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# ? Feb 28, 2019 20:19 |
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# ? Jun 8, 2024 22:48 |
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He pled not guilty, requested a non-jury trial. The judge will let him off and in a few months Kraft will donate to his reelection campaign.
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# ? Feb 28, 2019 20:25 |
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Billionaires can't have a fair jury trial because they have no peers. Truly god among men
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# ? Feb 28, 2019 20:27 |
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So when do we find out this "bigger" name than Robert Kraft?
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# ? Feb 28, 2019 20:45 |
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sweet thursday posted:Billionaires can't have a fair jury trial because they have no peers. Truly god among men Oh he has peers. Makes the owners of the other AFCE teams be the jury
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# ? Feb 28, 2019 20:47 |
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Traxis posted:He pled not guilty, requested a non-jury trial. The judge will let him off and in a few months Kraft will donate to his reelection campaign. This sucks lemons
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# ? Feb 28, 2019 20:49 |
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waah posted:So when do we find out this "bigger" name than Robert Kraft? I thinks someone mentioned maybe a golfer? If that's true I don't see any golfer really being "bigger" than Patriots owner and trafficked-teen-fucker Robert Kraft
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# ? Feb 28, 2019 20:51 |
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I wonder what famous golfer lives in Jupiter, Florida & is known to be a sex freak...
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# ? Feb 28, 2019 20:57 |
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"Your honor my client had no choice but to receive that handjob." "Explain, counselor." "He asked for an appointment and they said they didn't have an opening for him!" *banging gavel* "69 years in prison for Mr. Kraft's lawyer." "Nice." "Bailiff remove Mr. Gronkowski."
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# ? Feb 28, 2019 21:04 |
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loving narcissistic billionaire who can’t take a minor slap on the wrist to save literally everyone associated with him a massive headache. Ugggh
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# ? Feb 28, 2019 21:16 |
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:loving narcissistic billionaire who can’t take a minor slap on the wrist to save literally everyone associated with him a massive headache. Ugggh he can change his plea later pleading not guilty lets him try to work out a quiet plea deal, it would be super dumb to plead guilty right now
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# ? Feb 28, 2019 21:19 |
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evilweasel posted:he can change his plea later This. You always plea not guilty at the beginning. The most he'll ever change his plea to is no contest. People rarely ever plead guilty at arraignment unless it's a minor thing that will be sorted with a fine. He'll work out a plea deal that consolidates both cases to avoid the felony second charge, have to serve some administrative probation (meaning no reporting), pay the $10,000 in statutory fines, and probably donate $20,000 in lieu of 200 hours of community service to a designated charity. One or both of the charges will be reduced to disorderly conduct. Adjudication will be withheld on both charges. There will be between $500-1000 in court costs and fees.
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# ? Feb 28, 2019 21:25 |
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evilweasel posted:he can change his plea later I really hope your right! If you aren’t then your officially a better lawyer than the team of ones a billionaire just hired.
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# ? Feb 28, 2019 21:28 |
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:I really hope your right! If you aren’t then your officially a better lawyer than the team of ones a billionaire just hired. i'm not saying he won't order his lawyers to spend a million dollars trying to find The Real Fan Of Discount Handjobs out of a futile sense that if he throws enough money at it the shame will go away, i don't wanna go out on that limb but if his plan is to quietly cop to being the discount handjob lover and take his lumps, pleading not guilty right now is the correct thing to do while he gets down on his knees and pleads with the prosecutor for a plea deal to make his quiet plea even quieter
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# ? Feb 28, 2019 21:35 |
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If he knew how expensive that hand job was going to become he'd never have been able to get off. Yucky!
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# ? Feb 28, 2019 21:59 |
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He’ll spend a million dollars to find his doppelgänger to take the fall for him.
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# ? Feb 28, 2019 23:04 |
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https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1100107839551561728
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# ? Feb 28, 2019 23:22 |
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Android Apocalypse posted:I wonder what famous golfer lives in Jupiter, Florida & is known to be a sex freak... Not him I sadly can’t divulge much but i promise you it’s REALLY funny. They thought it was a famous golden bear but it ended up being his cub. It’s since gone away.
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# ? Feb 28, 2019 23:41 |
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Amy Pole Her posted:Not him I mean obviously the funniest thing would be john daly.
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# ? Feb 28, 2019 23:59 |
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Amy Pole Her posted:Not him lmao
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# ? Mar 1, 2019 00:10 |
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Amy Pole Her posted:Not him Guess someone is getting cut out of the will
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# ? Mar 1, 2019 00:28 |
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Amy Pole Her posted:Not him Manicured greens. The ability to play in the rough if you so desire. One in holes. What's not to love?
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# ? Mar 1, 2019 00:54 |
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what's funny is the FL police made a traffic stop on kraft's bentley as they left the spa, where they checked his ID. he probably knew since that day that the cops were on to him
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# ? Mar 1, 2019 05:10 |
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# ? Mar 1, 2019 14:05 |
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Kraft doesnt gently caress the slaves. He fucks the slave drivers. He is bringing balance to justice and how Dare you
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# ? Mar 1, 2019 15:20 |
Didnt he already get off?
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# ? Mar 1, 2019 17:25 |
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Lol the Patriots' "character coach" quit because Kraft visiting whores made him uncomfortable
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# ? Mar 1, 2019 17:26 |
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If you’re going to an illegal sex place it’s bad character not to give proper dieting tips.
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# ? Mar 1, 2019 17:42 |
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https://twitter.com/redditships/status/1102660130812936192
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# ? Mar 5, 2019 16:01 |
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Quiet Feet posted:Andy Reid in a darkened room lit only by the glow of a screen, sweat dripping from his forehead as he types in Ribmaps.com. i think about this post a lot
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# ? Mar 5, 2019 16:16 |
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Rooster Brooster posted:i think about this post a lot its really good and makes me laugh every time i read it
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# ? Mar 5, 2019 16:22 |
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Sounds like a good reason for his wife to use Rubmaps.com. Maybe they can turn this testimonial into an advert.
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# ? Mar 5, 2019 16:32 |
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Did he eat her out after? Eatin' ain't cheatin'.
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# ? Mar 5, 2019 16:47 |
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Nice try Mr Kraft.
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# ? Mar 5, 2019 17:24 |
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Honestly, I thought you wanted a sad looking Asian woman to jerk me off for my birthday!
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# ? Mar 5, 2019 18:49 |
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A masseur is a man, a masseuse is a woman
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# ? Mar 5, 2019 18:53 |
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Quiet Feet posted:Andy Reid in a darkened room lit only by the glow of a screen, sweat dripping from his forehead as he types in Ribmaps.com.
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# ? Mar 5, 2019 20:14 |
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Fifty Three posted:Imagine the poor detective who has to go through napkins covered in bbq sauce Gagging at the smoky, vinegary stench of it. Where he's from, a man would get a dry rub and be happy about it. All this sticky, sticky sauce... It's obscene.
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# ? Mar 5, 2019 20:21 |
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Andy Reid going whole hog sure conjures up a different mental image than Bob Kraft going whole hog.
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# ? Mar 5, 2019 20:26 |
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Mr. Nice! posted:Andy Reid going whole hog sure conjures up a different mental image than Bob Kraft going whole hog.
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