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PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Astonishing Wang posted:

Why is this dumb thread in my cars forum

Where else are dumb boots going to get their loving mustangs fixed?

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Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

PathAsc posted:

Where else are dumb boots going to get their loving mustangs fixed?

You know they don't have the money to actually fix them,

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Let me rephrase:

Where else are dumb boots going to get fleeced for fake repairs

PenisMonkey
Apr 30, 2004

Be gentally.
We heard your cars have oil in them and we’re here to liberate it

Hekk
Oct 12, 2012

'smeper fi

PenisMonkey posted:

We heard your cars have oil in them and we’re here to liberate it

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

PenisMonkey posted:

We heard your cars have oil in them and we’re here to liberate it

Fermented Tinal
Aug 25, 2005

by Pragmatica

Flikken posted:

You know they don't have the money to actually fix them,

Most AIers don't have the money to actually fix cars either. :v:

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


y'all jarheads need your poo poo fixed? i got beer and tools

Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

Can yall fix my 10 speed bike? I had my car repo'd after I got 3 DUI's so this is my only mode of transportation and sergeant major is gonna be pissed if I'm late for formation again

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


There is little that beer and tools doesn’t fix, so why not? :v:

Except for your alcoholism

Fermented Tinal
Aug 25, 2005

by Pragmatica
But this isn't the forum for that. YLLS should be able to help though, that's where the... cyclists hang out.

Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

Fermented Tinal posted:

But this isn't the forum for that. YLLS should be able to help though, that's where the... cyclists hang out.

fix my bike god damnit

PenisMonkey
Apr 30, 2004

Be gentally.
Yeah fix his bike I’m tired of giving him rides and this monster can is getting pretty full with cigarette butts.

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Ok cool i’ll do it. I’ll want a snack though, my favorite flavor of crayon is turquoise

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it
Send this thread to CA next so it can get wrapped around a tree at 130mph

PenisMonkey
Apr 30, 2004

Be gentally.
This thread didn’t pass the MSF course. Base access denied.

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Also I’m “borrowing” a HEMTT. For reasons.

Adiabatic
Nov 18, 2007

What have you assholes done now?

Flikken posted:

Send this thread to CA next so it can get wrapped around a tree at 130mph

Roger, wilco. Have a good war.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice
Oh boy do we all get to do the motorcycle training course now? That paperwork was awesome.

Adiabatic
Nov 18, 2007

What have you assholes done now?
Hey welcome to CA! You'll like it much better here. The AI mod is a dick.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

oh poo poo time to do some sick sons of anarchy dad cosplay

PenisMonkey
Apr 30, 2004

Be gentally.
I rode with one of the guys from my unit and when we stopped to get gas the dumb guy put diesel in his tank.

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

The MSF course was cool because I watched a dude bring his new cruiser and scrape the goddamn hell out of his chrome bars on the bottom trying to do the figure 8 lol

Hekk
Oct 12, 2012

'smeper fi

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

oh poo poo time to do some sick sons of anarchy dad cosplay

Leather USMC vest? Check
Ape hanger handlebars? Check
Wide rear end saddle bags? Check
lovely blown out speakers blaring generic rock? Check


Time to rev my engine to the max and act like the other cars are intentionally blocking me when I cant lanesplit all the way to the stoplight because my abomination of a motorcycle wont fit between the cars.

PenisMonkey
Apr 30, 2004

Be gentally.
Hell yeah low country was good riding country

right arm
Oct 30, 2011

semper harleys

Hekk
Oct 12, 2012

'smeper fi

PathAsc posted:

The MSF course was cool because I watched a dude bring his new cruiser and scrape the goddamn hell out of his chrome bars on the bottom trying to do the figure 8 lol

I took the MSF Basic Riders course through a Harley dealership while on PCS leave coming from overseas. I wouldn't have normally used the Harley store but the state run courses wouldn't guarantee me a seat far enough out for me to plan my trip around.

I had ridden motorcycles a decade before but realized I was far too stupid to own a bike in my mid 20s. I went into the course thinking it'd be a check in the box for me to register the bike on base. Turns out it is a good course and I took a lot away from it.

Maybe it was being the only man in the class but it felt like the students were all open to learning and the instructor explained everything until we all understood. We got a ton of riding in and they provided lovely beatup harleys to use so no one had to worry about dropping their own bikes. I came away a lot more confident in my low speed maneuverability which I put to use every day in SoCal traffic.

Hekk fucked around with this message at 20:21 on Mar 5, 2019

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

My first vehicle was a motorcycle. I'm thinking of getting another one.

Anything with a sidecar that's good?

shacked up with Brenda
Mar 8, 2007

hey guys let me tell you how i almost enlisted, but now im a database manager and i have a harley to get myh freeedom lol thanks boys

GriszledMelkaba
Sep 4, 2003


thank god for military bases being the first step in getting cheap wrecked track bikes for sale

right arm
Oct 30, 2011

spacetoaster posted:

My first vehicle was a motorcycle. I'm thinking of getting another one.

Anything with a sidecar that's good?

urals are very cool if you like to do maintenance (I do)

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

right arm posted:

urals are very cool if you like to do maintenance (I do)

Do they break all the time? Or are you just talking preventative stuff?

right arm
Oct 30, 2011

spacetoaster posted:

Do they break all the time? Or are you just talking preventative stuff?

eh depends on who you ask. they're russian made with all the issues russian made poo poo has

I wouldn't buy one if I depended on it for reliable transportation every day, but they are very very cool motorcycles are are pretty easy to work on due to their simplicity. so if you're mechanically inclined I wouldn't recommend against one

Hekk
Oct 12, 2012

'smeper fi

My favorite Ural video.

https://youtu.be/IujNak_8hKg

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice

shacked up with Brenda posted:

hey guys let me tell you how i almost enlisted, but now im a database manager and i have a harley to get myh freeedom lol thanks boys

Sounds to me like you were too smart to enlist and instead wanted to stay a normally functioning adult.

PenisMonkey
Apr 30, 2004

Be gentally.
The marines have a word for those people




Cowards



:fsmug:

Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

Toot toot mother fuckers no more bicycle guess who just got a Vespa at 18% APR

builds character
Jan 16, 2008

Keep at it.
I don't know which one of these videos is the right one for this thread, but one of them must be.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiRnSy69GrM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VK0TkGKeXE

e: ty and god bless

Hekk
Oct 12, 2012

'smeper fi

builds character posted:

I don't know which one of these videos is the right one for this thread, but one of them must be.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiRnSy69GrM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VK0TkGKeXE

e: ty and god bless

Definitely the second video

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its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord
Please make sure to get insurance and a helmet when you come back from deployment, buy a brand new gixxer, and inevitably crash it while trying to do a wheelie at 110 mph.
Or don't. IDGAF

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