March Current Events: Donald Trump, Noted Wind Expert

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Nostalgia4Infinity: Feb 27, 2007; 10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

https://twitter.com/cushbomb/status/1103103601587544064?s=21

Yeah makes sense.

# ? Mar 6, 2019 05:51

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# ? Jun 10, 2024 15:29

mods changed my name: Oct 30, 2017

you'd have to be a real piece of poo poo to not like cher

# ? Mar 6, 2019 05:54

Flying_Crab: Apr 12, 2002

Johnny Five-Jaces posted:

Where was this? I want to do one in piss

Cathedral Square. Walker lives in the condo building on the south side of the square.

# ? Mar 6, 2019 06:10

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

https://twitter.com/cushbomb/status/1103103601587544064?s=21

Yeah makes sense.

Bernie Sanders is the Red Viper of Dorne.

# ? Mar 6, 2019 06:16

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

mods changed my name posted:

you'd have to be a real piece of poo poo to not like cher

wish i could turn back time

# ? Mar 6, 2019 06:17

FAUXTON: Jun 2, 2005; spero che tu stia bene

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

https://twitter.com/cushbomb/status/1103103601587544064?s=21

Yeah makes sense.

Is that why Chelsea keeps getting roasted

# ? Mar 6, 2019 06:27

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

EBB posted:

wish i could turn back time

If I could find a way

# ? Mar 6, 2019 06:45

Syrian Lannister: Aug 25, 2007; Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.; Sugartime Jones

WAR CRIME SYNDICAT posted:

If I could find a way

I�d take back those words that hurt you

# ? Mar 6, 2019 07:02

bulletsponge13: Apr 28, 2010

Syrian Lannister posted:

I’d take back those words that hurt you

And you'd stay

# ? Mar 6, 2019 07:46

Brute Squad: Dec 20, 2006; Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

I believe in life after love

# ? Mar 6, 2019 08:45

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

She�s a dead ringer for love.

# ? Mar 6, 2019 08:50

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

cher owns

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C91WgKc541s

posting the video on this page too

The pause towards the end with Beavis asking whats going on nearly made my dad crash his truck from laughing so hard when I played it for him as a kid

# ? Mar 6, 2019 09:03

Kemper Boyd: Aug 6, 2007; no kings, no gods, no masters but a comfy chair and no socks

FAUXTON posted:

Is that why Chelsea keeps getting roasted

Goddamn.

# ? Mar 6, 2019 09:08

Qtotonibudinibudet: Nov 7, 2011; Omich poluyobok, skazhi ty narkoman? ya prosto tozhe gde to tam zhivu, mogli by vmeste uyobyvat' narkotiki

FAUXTON posted:

Is that why Chelsea keeps getting roasted

# ? Mar 6, 2019 09:17

Duke Chin: Jan 11, 2002; _{^{Roger That:}}
MILK CRATES INBOUND

_{_{^{- FUCK THE HABS -}}}

FAUXTON posted:

Is that why Chelsea keeps getting roasted

This got a very good dad-esque chuckle out of me :golfclap:

# ? Mar 6, 2019 09:51

That Works: Jul 22, 2006; Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy

FAUXTON posted:

Is that why Chelsea keeps getting roasted

Hahaha

# ? Mar 6, 2019 11:25

Reign Of Pain: May 1, 2005; Nap Ghost

Is Steve Bannon fat little finger?

# ? Mar 6, 2019 13:25

Hot Karl Marx: Mar 16, 2009; Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

https://twitter.com/CNN/status/1103...ingawful.com%2F

# ? Mar 6, 2019 15:21

That Works: Jul 22, 2006; Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy

*grumbles about natural selection

# ? Mar 6, 2019 15:29

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

I�d hate to be the nurse on that operation.

Does the penis react in a brain dead state to manual manipulation?

# ? Mar 6, 2019 15:30

Don Dongington: Sep 27, 2005; #ideasboom; College Slice

LingcodKilla posted:

I’d hate to be the nurse on that operation.

Does the penis react in a brain dead state to manual manipulation?

I dunno let's ask Melania

# ? Mar 6, 2019 15:36

FrozenVent: May 1, 2009; The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

They use a syringe and pull it right out of the dead guy�s ball.

There was a case a few years back, the kid�s mother ended up carrying her grandkid using a donated ovum.

# ? Mar 6, 2019 15:44

A Bad Poster: Sep 25, 2006; Seriously, shut the fuck up.

"Peter’s oft-stated desire to one day raise five children."

Yeah, I'm sure that is totally something that the kid said, and not something the parents told him all the time time, being their only son. And who is going to want to have a kid using that sperm knowing that the parents are going to be on you like a hawk?

# ? Mar 6, 2019 15:45

maffew buildings: Apr 29, 2009; too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned

He was cool enough to both go to West Point AND die in a skiing accident in 2019, let's not rule out he actually wanted to raise five kids

# ? Mar 6, 2019 15:48

A Bad Poster: Sep 25, 2006; Seriously, shut the fuck up.

He was a medical student, too. So the way I look at it is he just saved the lives of hundreds of soldiers by removing himself from the equation.

# ? Mar 6, 2019 15:57

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Don Dongington posted:

I dunno let's ask Melania

Thread's been on fire this March

# ? Mar 6, 2019 16:06

maffew buildings: Apr 29, 2009; too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned

Happy losing at the Alamo day, Texas, you lost

# ? Mar 6, 2019 16:21

Icon Of Sin: Dec 26, 2008

A Bad Poster posted:

He was a medical student, too. So the way I look at it is he just saved the lives of hundreds of soldiers by removing himself from the equation.

# ? Mar 6, 2019 16:24

Stravag: Jun 7, 2009

maffew buildings posted:

Happy losing at the Alamo day, Texas, you lost

Lets all take a moment to remember those brave American heroes...the Mexican army.

# ? Mar 6, 2019 16:30

That Works: Jul 22, 2006; Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy

https://twitter.com/AOC/status/1103160188742307841?s=20

# ? Mar 6, 2019 16:38

mods changed my name: Oct 30, 2017

Trump supporters calling her stupid :allears:

# ? Mar 6, 2019 16:42

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

FrozenVent posted:

They use a syringe and pull it right out of the dead guy�s ball.

There was a case a few years back, the kid�s mother ended up carrying her grandkid using a donated ovum.

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

# ? Mar 6, 2019 16:44

Flying_Crab: Apr 12, 2002

something something vaguely sexist/patronizing about adults in the room

# ? Mar 6, 2019 16:44

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

mods changed my name posted:

Trump supporters calling her stupid

It's loving rich, right?

# ? Mar 6, 2019 16:44

Sacrist65: Mar 24, 2007; Frunnkiss

mods changed my name posted:

Trump supporters calling her stupid

Every 3rd time I look up at the Fox News Chryon
it's something about her. The Chuds are shook.

# ? Mar 6, 2019 16:53

Hot Karl Marx: Mar 16, 2009; Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

AOC won't return my calls for a date. She's cancelled

# ? Mar 6, 2019 16:54

Handsome Ralph: Sep 3, 2004; Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!

Hot Karl Marx posted:

AOC won't return my calls for a date. She's cancelled

# ? Mar 6, 2019 17:06

Slim Pickens: Jan 12, 2007; Grimey Drawer

maffew buildings posted:

Happy losing at the Alamo day, Texas, you lost

to hell with the alimo

rember perl horber

# ? Mar 6, 2019 17:29

FAUXTON: Jun 2, 2005; spero che tu stia bene

Sacrist65 posted:

Every 3rd time I look up at the Fox News Chryon
it's something about her. The Chuds are shook.

It's because their tried and true crowbar poo poo doesn't loving work. They used to be able to target outspoken dems, find something to blow out of proportion, and then like loving clockwork they get frozen out. It's worked so drat well on Dems and Leftists that they forgot how to do anything else. It stopped working because a shitload of people figured out that you do not cede rhetorical ground to a criminal loving conspiracy.

They're trying it with Ilhan Omar and it's failing because a) she's got a hell of a spine and isn't taking their poo poo, and b) Progressives and Leftists riding roundup on Dems and scaring/dragging them away from their initial moves toward capitulation.

That censure thing likely isn't even happening now, and that's after they took her name out of it. Now the GOP has moved on to other bullshit and the assholes are basically :decorum:

fiends like Clinton and Pelosi.

# ? Mar 6, 2019 17:36

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# ? Jun 10, 2024 15:29

Reign Of Pain: May 1, 2005; Nap Ghost

maffew buildings posted:

Happy losing at the Alamo day, Texas, you lost

I lost 125 bucks on a 40 oz steak a few blocks away from The Alamo a couple weeks ago...

Didnt even get kidnapped by a cartel even once

# ? Mar 6, 2019 17:45

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