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Maximum Tomfoolery
Apr 12, 2010

Waterblast Dungflush

https://twitter.com/sonder_bombs/status/1086727743574851584

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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Everybody poops, including haunted dolls.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Spiderbag Vileskull.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




How do this many people have dice just laying around?

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde

Facebook Aunt posted:

How do this many people have dice just laying around?
Do you even have stairs in your house...?

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer

Facebook Aunt posted:

How do this many people have dice just laying around?

https://www.random.org/

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

Facebook Aunt posted:

How do this many people have dice just laying around?

Not "lying around", but I'd assume most people have a D10 and a D20 readily available in their homes. They're pretty standard dice

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost

Facebook Aunt posted:

How do this many people have dice just laying around?

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Gripweed posted:

Not "lying around", but I'd assume most people have a D10 and a D20 readily available in their homes. They're pretty standard dice

insanely large lol

A fraction of a percent of the population has those dice, everyone else doesn't have anything other than a D6 in their monopoly game no one will play anymore because one person always wins and is a complete dick about it

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

Samuringa posted:

Nevada, Oregon, and Washington surrounded by a wall of piss

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Memento posted:

insanely large lol

A fraction of a percent of the population has those dice, everyone else doesn't have anything other than a D6 in their monopoly game no one will play anymore because one person always wins and is a complete dick about it

Like I told you before, stop👏 buying👏 railroads👏 early👏

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

Memento posted:

insanely large lol

A fraction of a percent of the population has those dice, everyone else doesn't have anything other than a D6 in their monopoly game no one will play anymore because one person always wins and is a complete dick about it

I think that's just your experience

Noir89
Oct 9, 2012

I made a dumdum :(
Thrustclaw Bluegrind

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

Facebook Aunt posted:

How do this many people have dice just laying around?

I don't have any dice.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Hey ma, how bout some cookies?

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDMIjcW1q9I

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

The only time I've been to Bosnia is when I took a bus from Split to Dubrovnik and passed through that area. We were allowed to get off the bus and went to a small store there for a few minutes before getting back on our way. I was in Bosnia for like 20 minutes.

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



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root beer
Nov 13, 2005

Gripweed posted:

Not "lying around", but I'd assume most people have a D10 and a D20 readily available in their homes. They're pretty standard dice

“most people”

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

Kheldarn posted:

Slab Bulkhead
Fridge Largemeat
Punt Speedchunk
Butch Deadlift
Bold Bigflank
Splint Chesthair
Flint Ironstag
Bolt Vanderhuge
Thick McRunfast
Blast Hardcheese
Buff Drinklots
Trunk Slamchest
Fist Rockbone
Stump Beefknob
Smash Lampjaw
Punch Rockgroin
Buck Plankchest
Stump Chunkmen
Dirk Hardpec
Rip Steakface
Slate Slabrock
Crud Bonemeal
Brick HardMeat
Rip Slagcheek
Punch Sideiron
Gristle McThornbody
Slate Fistcrunch
Buff Hardback
Bob Johnson! Oh, wait...
Blast Thickneck
Crunch Buttsteak
Slab Squatthrust
Lump Beefbroth
Touch Rustrod
Reef Blastbody
Big McLargeHuge
Smoke ManMuscle
Eat Punchbeef
Hack Blowfist
Roll Fizzlebeef

I'm girly scream

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



Azathoth Prime posted:

Tremble in fear before Dogwhine Drinkwater.


Whatever happened to Freezepop

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

No wonder that diamond tycoon died!

HPanda
Sep 5, 2008

That's the last time Johnny eats all the gotdang sugar.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Gripweed posted:

Not "lying around", but I'd assume most people have a D10 and a D20 readily available in their homes. They're pretty standard dice

I guarantee you that most people don't even know what a D10 or D20 look like, let alone have one in their house somewhere.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Yeah, I'm pretty sure most people would be "Wait, D10 and D20 exist? Why would you ever need something like that?"

logical fallacy
Mar 16, 2001

Dynamic Symmetry

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Yeah, I'm pretty sure most people would be "Wait, D10 and D20 exist? Why would you ever need something like that?"

Extreme hopscotch

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I'd guess over half the people reading this thread have dice and/or could trivially easily find an RNG

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

bike tory posted:

I guarantee you that most people don't even know what a D10 or D20 look like, let alone have one in their house somewhere.

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Yeah, I'm pretty sure most people would be "Wait, D10 and D20 exist? Why would you ever need something like that?"

You guys should stop generalizing based off your own experiences

fool of sound
Oct 10, 2012

Gripweed posted:

You guys should stop generalizing based off your own experiences

Your average person does not have rpg dice duder

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


No dice, pal.

:shrug:

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Gripweed posted:

You guys should stop generalizing based off your own experiences

Nice hypocrisy, my dude :thumbsup:

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.
I'm a goon and I saw my very first D10 and D20 die a few weeks ago when I was in an actual games store for the first time. The most complex board game I've played is Settlers of Catan.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

My experience is of a world filled with every kind of dice you could imagine. Everyone I know rolls for everything. Do I want the date scone or the brioche for morning tea? Roll a D13, 1-4 for brioche and 5-13 for scone (weighted for slight preference). 40% chance of rain; do I ride my bike or bus? Roll 4d6, anything above an 8 and I bike.

Gripweed maybe YOU shouldn't generalise from my experience.

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"
I’ve played my share of D&D but I don’t own any dice. I either borrowed them from the DM or just used Roll20

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

Solice Kirsk posted:

No wonder that diamond tycoon died!

lol

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Woebin
Feb 6, 2006

bike tory posted:

My experience is of a world filled with every kind of dice you could imagine. Everyone I know rolls for everything. Do I want the date scone or the brioche for morning tea? Roll a D13, 1-4 for brioche and 5-13 for scone (weighted for slight preference). 40% chance of rain; do I ride my bike or bus? Roll 4d6, anything above an 8 and I bike.

Gripweed maybe YOU shouldn't generalise from my experience.

The Dice Man was a pretty fun book.

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