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Gripweed posted:You guys should stop generalizing based off your own experiences That's literally all you're doi- ohh I get it you're a fuckwit.
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The Iceman Cometh
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# ? Mar 7, 2019 08:07 |
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Allah ahyuckbar
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After nearly twenty years on this site I can't believe the are those of us who go out of their way to still say how un nerdy they are. I realize that not all of us are within spitting distance of a D10 or a katana but I'd bet a nickel that most of us can say that about one of the two.
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# ? Mar 7, 2019 09:44 |
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I have the goon face blindness thing but it's for dice so I might have dozens of D10s or D13s or whatever lying around the house but they all look like D6s to me I assume that also applies to most people
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# ? Mar 7, 2019 09:56 |
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My friend was tutoring a university-level maths subject and for an example said, "Imagine a six-sided die," which apparently blew their minds with confusion. Turned out he was talking to a room of nerds who didn't know all dice weren't automatically six-sided.
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# ? Mar 7, 2019 10:00 |
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I only do D5’s.
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# ? Mar 7, 2019 10:01 |
A few years back I freed a wizard who was trapped in the supermarket cart rack and by way of thanks he gave me a wish. I asked for a single-sided die that always rolled 69. You might be surprised how often it's come in handy literally never
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# ? Mar 7, 2019 10:16 |
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Biplane posted:I only do D5’s. I only use binary dices made of coin flips
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# ? Mar 7, 2019 10:25 |
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Sulla Faex posted:A few years back I freed a wizard who was trapped in the supermarket cart rack and by way of thanks he gave me a wish. I asked for a single-sided die that always rolled 69. You might be surprised how often it's come in handy
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# ? Mar 7, 2019 10:45 |
Well.. I guess that explains the wizard knife and magic blowjob ritual
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# ? Mar 7, 2019 10:54 |
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James Woods posted:After nearly twenty years on this site I can't believe the are those of us who go out of their way to still say how un nerdy they are. I realize that not all of us are within spitting distance of a D10 or a katana but I'd bet a nickel that most of us can say that about one of the two. Whenever y'all post something I picture y'all dribbling dice and chicken wings everywhere, even if no especially if y'all talk about working out and banging chicks. I imagine every post on here covered in a thin layer of chicken grease. This helps me immensely dealing with y'all's bullshit. Am I projecting well maybe????????
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# ? Mar 7, 2019 13:47 |
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Does Mario have two right hands to maximize the rolling of D20s he obviously has lying around his house?
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# ? Mar 7, 2019 13:55 |
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global warming has revealed your mother's dildo.
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# ? Mar 7, 2019 14:12 |
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Whooping Crabs posted:The only time I've been to Bosnia is when I took a bus from Split to Dubrovnik and passed through that area. We were allowed to get off the bus and went to a small store there for a few minutes before getting back on our way. I was in Bosnia for like 20 minutes. oh
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# ? Mar 7, 2019 14:21 |
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Gripweed posted:Not "lying around", but I'd assume most people have a D10 and a D20 readily available in their homes. They're pretty standard dice Lottery of Babylon alternate account? If so, good one!
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# ? Mar 7, 2019 14:41 |
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Perfectly average house:
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# ? Mar 7, 2019 17:52 |
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Megillah Gorilla posted:Perfectly average house: Must be an Ork player
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Shrapnig posted:Does Mario have two right hands to maximize the rolling of D20s he obviously has lying around his house? Yup, they either picked the wrong arm or should have flipped it, now Mario’s hand is on backwards.
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# ? Mar 7, 2019 18:06 |
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Just think of all the things poor Mario is involved in if he picked the wrong hand.
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# ? Mar 7, 2019 18:20 |
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Megillah Gorilla posted:Perfectly average house: I have been a tabletop game nerd for like 30 years and I'm a bit of a packrat and I don't have even a tenth, probably less than a twentieth of that horde
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The Bloop posted:I have been a tabletop game nerd for like 30 years and I'm a bit of a packrat and I don't have even a tenth, probably less than a twentieth of that horde I know a guy with about half a shoebox of dice and I thought that was ridiculous. In D&D a high level wizard can use an assload of dice, particularly d6s, but I seriously have no idea what you'd so with THAT many. You could run a fair size tournament and have extra.
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# ? Mar 7, 2019 18:29 |
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If you're running a unit of 30 Boyz you're gonna need at least 30 dice to resolve a round of shooting. Or you could just roll ten dice three times, but that's lame
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# ? Mar 7, 2019 18:33 |
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Guys, I'm sure you all have D20's in your homes in places you're just not thinking of. Have you checked your Dice Cellars? What about in the Dice Den, or even out in your Dice Shed?
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# ? Mar 7, 2019 18:34 |
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The Bloop posted:I have been a tabletop game nerd for like 30 years and I'm a bit of a packrat and I don't have even a tenth, probably less than a twentieth of that horde I'm seeing plenty of dice that look specific to certain games so I'm assuming whoever took that picture took every last die from every game in their collection and put them on the table. It's still a lot but the dice would add up pretty fast I bet, especially if any games are dice-centric.
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# ? Mar 7, 2019 18:36 |
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Gripweed posted:If you're running a unit of 30 Boyz Of course you're an Ork player. You probably play a Malkavian in Vampire and a Kender in D&D, too.
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# ? Mar 7, 2019 18:39 |
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Well, Momo cleans up nicely!
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DontMockMySmock posted:Of course you're an Ork player. You probably play a Malkavian in Vampire and a Kender in D&D, too. At least Vampire used D6 for everything. Edit: I stole the D6 dice from every board game in my house when I was running Vampire. Aleph Null has a new favorite as of 18:57 on Mar 7, 2019 |
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Isn't the average closer to D5.5?
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# ? Mar 7, 2019 18:55 |
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Guys, I'm sure you all have D20's in your homes in places you're just not thinking of. I keep 'em all in a giant bowl I made in pottery class. It's my Dice Clay.
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DontMockMySmock posted:Of course you're an Ork player. You probably play a Malkavian in Vampire and a Kender in D&D, too. Orks are the best!
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Lobok posted:I keep 'em all in a giant bowl I made in pottery class. It's my Dice Clay. I-understood-that-reference.gif
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# ? Mar 7, 2019 18:59 |
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Who has these, though? or one of these Aleph Null has a new favorite as of 19:01 on Mar 7, 2019 |
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DandyLion posted:Isn't the average closer to D5.5? This is very unsettling
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# ? Mar 7, 2019 18:59 |
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Lobok posted:I keep 'em all in a giant bowl I made in pottery class. It's my Dice Clay. You are awful. Awfully punny. Is your AV some kind of Trailer Park Boys comic? Did Randy die for my burgers?
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# ? Mar 7, 2019 18:59 |
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Aleph Null posted:Who has these, though? ABout half the population
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# ? Mar 7, 2019 19:02 |
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I keep skipping dice chat, but I literally have hundreds of dice in my house. I don’t play any nerd poo poo, but I hand-manufacture board games from wood in my spare time for extra cash. All the dice are regular dice, though. I buy them bulk. My kids also each have a Tenzi game that has forty dice. Lots of numbered cubes in my house.
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# ? Mar 7, 2019 19:16 |
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I thought it was a little dude in the corner until I opened full size, and it's a lady with a grin and very... determined body language.
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I bought a huge lot of dice on Ebay one year just insanely cheap. Probably a third as many on that table. Hid them all around the house for Easter and had an Easter egg hunt for them. Stil just find dice all over. Always dice. Dice in everything. So yes, there's a d10 near me. Probably. Idk.
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